Control the Throne

[GalacticPetey]

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my amazing throne.

 

[BowserJunior]

I breathe fire on your ninjas, they run around screaming while I take the throne.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Oh man you guys, still fighting over THAT throne?

Yeah, that's the correct throne.

Don't fucking make me go apeshit about this again.

Alright. Just thought you should know...

 

[BowserJunior]

Guys, I still have the throne...

 

[Specific Neptune]

Quiet, the five hundred year olds are having a talk.

(Psst, I'm giving you a chance to take that throne far away)

 

[Shyghoul]

I walk down the sidewalk,and then I steal the throne.

 

[LN1]

I eat cheese. I am teleported to the throne because the cheese was actually alien shit. And then I burn this whole country with me and the throne in it. Isn't this fun?

 

[Spiky Topps]

I create a new throne and sit in it

 

[Specific Neptune]

I create a new throne and sit in it

I destroy that throne from above

We have enough thrones as it is.

 

[UltraMario]

I destroy all alternate thrones, and take the actual one for myself.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Sorry, but the throne you are sitting one is legally mine

Xanthium shows a document proving that.



I take the throne

 

[Shyghoul]

Sorry, but the throne you are sitting one is legally mine

Xanthium shows a document proving that.

I take the throne

*B45 throws IKJR into the void

 

[freakworld]

*builds a creeper spawner behind you*

BOOM

*claims the throne*

 

[Shyghoul]

*B45 force chokes freakworld to death

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

*makes a super castle and hides the throne in a secret dungeon*

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

My Zelda experience helps me find the dungeon, and to find the throne.

I sit on the throne, and I put mines, rocket launchers and Bob-ombs around it.

 

[Shyghoul]

*B45 walks around the explosives and kills Xanthium with a Morgul blade

Throne get.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Huh??? Time for some web-chatting!!!!


[me=Xanthium]eats Luna.[/me]


[me=Xanthium]sits on the throne[/me]

 

[Shyghoul]

*B45 east Xanthium from the inside out

Throne get.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

[me=Xanthium]calls the Gorgon, and Gorgon turns Luna into stone[/me]

I'm on the throne

 

[Shyghoul]

*B45 uses magic to turn back into normal forum


NOW EXUCUTING PLAN JELLY ROLL 1


Throne get.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

[me=Xanthium]executes "Operation Gimme-throne"[/me]



Gotcha, throne!!!

 

[Shyghoul]

*kills Xanthium*

Throne get.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

[me=Xanthium]kicks Luna.[/me]
[me=Xanthium]sits on throne.[/me]

 

[Shyghoul]

Dead people can't kick.

Thus the throne is still mine.