Control the Throne

[Kong Rong]

My throne was a fake and you betrayed me so I am angry and I have the throne.

Toad still owns 9%.

No toad owns nothing toad is not real your time paradox theory is flawed if i can go back in time than why can't i change it hell we were changing the past all over the place i few weeks ago

 

[Dr. Javelin]

My throne was a fake and you betrayed me so I am angry and I have the throne.

Toad still owns 9%.

No toad owns nothing toad is not real your time paradox theory is flawed if i can go back in time than why can't i change it hell we were changing the past all over the place i few weeks ago

My theory states that any repercussions you make in the past must already be in effect when you travel back in time. Therefore you can't kill Toad because that would cause a paradox. This is the only theory that allows for the possibility of time travel, I could just tell you that it's impossible.

 

[Kong Rong]

My throne was a fake and you betrayed me so I am angry and I have the throne.

Toad still owns 9%.

No toad owns nothing toad is not real your time paradox theory is flawed if i can go back in time than why can't i change it hell we were changing the past all over the place i few weeks ago

My theory states that any repercussions you make in the past must already be in effect when you travel back in time. Therefore you can't kill Toad because that would cause a paradox. This is the only theory that allows for the possibility of time travel, I could just tell you that it's impossible.

Nope because we already established that it was possible and that we could change the past you can't retcon something just because you don't like that your buddy is dead

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Nope because we already established that it was possible and that we could change the past you can't retcon something just because you don't like that your buddy is dead

He's not my buddy, he's my feudal noble. If I'm a king then he's my noble who oversees my land.

And it was never "established" that time travel was possible.

 

[New Super Mario]

Uh, can we just get back to the game? With one throne. I'm sitting on it

 

[Kong Rong]

Nope because we already established that it was possible and that we could change the past you can't retcon something just because you don't like that your buddy is dead

He's not my buddy, he's my feudal noble. If I'm a king then he's my noble who oversees my land.

And it was never "established" that time travel was possible.

Yes it was established that's why and how we kept doing it that's why i do it
Also i shoot New super mario
With a crossbow
throne get

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

My throne was a fake and you betrayed me so I am angry and I have the throne.

Toad still owns 9%.

No toad owns nothing toad is not real your time paradox theory is flawed if i can go back in time than why can't i change it hell we were changing the past all over the place i few weeks ago

My theory states that any repercussions you make in the past must already be in effect when you travel back in time. Therefore you can't kill Toad because that would cause a paradox. This is the only theory that allows for the possibility of time travel, I could just tell you that it's impossible.

Nope because we already established that it was possible and that we could change the past you can't retcon something just because you don't like that your buddy is dead

Explain this then: Say you did all you said you did. We skip to the present at this point, before you decide to go back in time. Based upon your actions, I was never born, and you are in control of the throne. What reason would you have for killing my parents in this alternate timeline? Thus, you never go back in time, meaning that I am born.

 

[Kong Rong]

My throne was a fake and you betrayed me so I am angry and I have the throne.

Toad still owns 9%.

No toad owns nothing toad is not real your time paradox theory is flawed if i can go back in time than why can't i change it hell we were changing the past all over the place i few weeks ago

My theory states that any repercussions you make in the past must already be in effect when you travel back in time. Therefore you can't kill Toad because that would cause a paradox. This is the only theory that allows for the possibility of time travel, I could just tell you that it's impossible.

Nope because we already established that it was possible and that we could change the past you can't retcon something just because you don't like that your buddy is dead

Explain this then: Say you did all you said you did. We skip to the present at this point, before you decide to go back in time. Based upon your actions, I was never born, and you are in control of the throne. What reason would you have for killing my parents in this alternate timeline? Thus, you never go back in time, meaning that I am born.

Based on this i already killed them it creates a time loop but the facts is i still killed you

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

My throne was a fake and you betrayed me so I am angry and I have the throne.

Toad still owns 9%.

No toad owns nothing toad is not real your time paradox theory is flawed if i can go back in time than why can't i change it hell we were changing the past all over the place i few weeks ago

My theory states that any repercussions you make in the past must already be in effect when you travel back in time. Therefore you can't kill Toad because that would cause a paradox. This is the only theory that allows for the possibility of time travel, I could just tell you that it's impossible.

Nope because we already established that it was possible and that we could change the past you can't retcon something just because you don't like that your buddy is dead

Explain this then: Say you did all you said you did. We skip to the present at this point, before you decide to go back in time. Based upon your actions, I was never born, and you are in control of the throne. What reason would you have for killing my parents in this alternate timeline? Thus, you never go back in time, meaning that I am born.

Based on this i already killed them it creates a time loop but the facts is i still killed you

But if, in the alternate timeline (which is now the current timeline), I am dead, you would have not killed me, since you never knew I existed. Thus, you would not have killed me, and I would still have 9% of the throne. If you just say "I still killed you", then you have no idea behind what time-travel is all about, and you will be stripped of your throne anyway.

 

[Kong Rong]

My throne was a fake and you betrayed me so I am angry and I have the throne.

Toad still owns 9%.

No toad owns nothing toad is not real your time paradox theory is flawed if i can go back in time than why can't i change it hell we were changing the past all over the place i few weeks ago

My theory states that any repercussions you make in the past must already be in effect when you travel back in time. Therefore you can't kill Toad because that would cause a paradox. This is the only theory that allows for the possibility of time travel, I could just tell you that it's impossible.

Nope because we already established that it was possible and that we could change the past you can't retcon something just because you don't like that your buddy is dead

Explain this then: Say you did all you said you did. We skip to the present at this point, before you decide to go back in time. Based upon your actions, I was never born, and you are in control of the throne. What reason would you have for killing my parents in this alternate timeline? Thus, you never go back in time, meaning that I am born.

Based on this i already killed them it creates a time loop but the facts is i still killed you

But if, in the alternate timeline (which is now the current timeline), I am dead, you would have not killed me, since you never knew I existed. Thus, you would not have killed me, and I would still have 9% of the throne. If you just say "I still killed you", then you have no idea behind what time-travel is all about, and you will be stripped of your throne anyway.

Yes but if you don't die we revert to the previous timeline and i repeat my actions and kill your parent causing time to loop over and over

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

My throne was a fake and you betrayed me so I am angry and I have the throne.

Toad still owns 9%.

No toad owns nothing toad is not real your time paradox theory is flawed if i can go back in time than why can't i change it hell we were changing the past all over the place i few weeks ago

My theory states that any repercussions you make in the past must already be in effect when you travel back in time. Therefore you can't kill Toad because that would cause a paradox. This is the only theory that allows for the possibility of time travel, I could just tell you that it's impossible.

Nope because we already established that it was possible and that we could change the past you can't retcon something just because you don't like that your buddy is dead

Explain this then: Say you did all you said you did. We skip to the present at this point, before you decide to go back in time. Based upon your actions, I was never born, and you are in control of the throne. What reason would you have for killing my parents in this alternate timeline? Thus, you never go back in time, meaning that I am born.

Based on this i already killed them it creates a time loop but the facts is i still killed you

But if, in the alternate timeline (which is now the current timeline), I am dead, you would have not killed me, since you never knew I existed. Thus, you would not have killed me, and I would still have 9% of the throne. If you just say "I still killed you", then you have no idea behind what time-travel is all about, and you will be stripped of your throne anyway.

Yes but if you don't die we revert to the previous timeline and i repeat my actions and kill your parent causing time to loop over and over

Thus leading to the paradox Javelin described. And a paradox of that sort would destroy the universe as we know it. Thus, there is no way you could have killed me with no repurcussions upon yourself.

You're starting to catch on, I'm proud of you.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

This thread is getting more confusing than Homestuck. And that's the most confusing story I've ever read.

However, Toad is agreeing with everything I've said 100%.

 

[Kong Rong]

My throne was a fake and you betrayed me so I am angry and I have the throne.

Toad still owns 9%.

No toad owns nothing toad is not real your time paradox theory is flawed if i can go back in time than why can't i change it hell we were changing the past all over the place i few weeks ago

My theory states that any repercussions you make in the past must already be in effect when you travel back in time. Therefore you can't kill Toad because that would cause a paradox. This is the only theory that allows for the possibility of time travel, I could just tell you that it's impossible.

Nope because we already established that it was possible and that we could change the past you can't retcon something just because you don't like that your buddy is dead

Explain this then: Say you did all you said you did. We skip to the present at this point, before you decide to go back in time. Based upon your actions, I was never born, and you are in control of the throne. What reason would you have for killing my parents in this alternate timeline? Thus, you never go back in time, meaning that I am born.

Based on this i already killed them it creates a time loop but the facts is i still killed you

But if, in the alternate timeline (which is now the current timeline), I am dead, you would have not killed me, since you never knew I existed. Thus, you would not have killed me, and I would still have 9% of the throne. If you just say "I still killed you", then you have no idea behind what time-travel is all about, and you will be stripped of your throne anyway.

Yes but if you don't die we revert to the previous timeline and i repeat my actions and kill your parent causing time to loop over and over

Thus leading to the paradox Javelin described. And a paradox of that sort would destroy the universe as we know it. Thus, there is no way you could have killed me with no repurcussions upon yourself.

You're starting to catch on, I'm proud of you.

And like i said earlier screw history and i went ahead and did it and the only repercussion i got from it was a limp

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

However, Toad is agreeing with everything I've said 100%.

Because it's true. I've heard of that theory myself, and it's my favourite part about time travel.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Because of your decision to "screw history", the hidden gods of time travel decide to move you so far in the past that the world doesn't even exist and you float in space helplessly because your watch also doesn't work anymore.

Throne keep.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Because of your decision to "screw history", the hidden gods of time travel decide to move you so far in the past that the world doesn't even exist and you float in space helplessly because your watch also doesn't work anymore.

Throne keep.

Or you could just say that the universe was destroyed, and recreated by said gods, and stripped Tatanga of his watch.

Throne 4.5% share.

 

[Kong Rong]

I use my magical wicker cane to give my self immortality and internal youth i than wait it out for the trillions of years until time reaches 30 years ago i than kill both Doofenshmirtz Evil, Inc. parents and Jack Noir prior to either of you being born
Throne get

 

[Dr. Javelin]

I use my magical wicker cane to give my self immortality and internal youth i than wait it out for the trillions of years until time reaches 30 years ago i than kill both Doofenshmirtz Evil, Inc. parents and Jack Noir prior to either of you being born
Throne get

You, rather unfortunately, drifted beyond the event horizon of a black hole and are stuck there for "Trillions of years" because of your immortality.

Throne keep.

 

[Kong Rong]

I use my magical wicker cane to give my self immortality and internal youth i than wait it out for the trillions of years until time reaches 30 years ago i than kill both Doofenshmirtz Evil, Inc. parents and Jack Noir prior to either of you being born
Throne get

You, rather unfortunately, drifted beyond the event horizon of a black hole and are stuck there for "Trillions of years" because of your immortality.

Throne keep.

What you don't exist i planned everything out with no loopholes. And no time loops
Throne keep

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

I use my magical wicker cane to give my self immortality and internal youth i than wait it out for the trillions of years until time reaches 30 years ago i than kill both Doofenshmirtz Evil, Inc. parents and Jack Noir prior to either of you being born
Throne get

You, rather unfortunately, drifted beyond the event horizon of a black hole and are stuck there for "Trillions of years" because of your immortality.

Throne keep.

What you don't exist i planned everything out with no loopholes. And no time loops
Throne keep

This happened after you killed us. So, even if we are dead, you are too.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

What you don't exist i planned everything out with no loopholes. And no time loops

Nope. When you traveled back in time, the time gods put you in deep space on a collision course with a black hole and broke your watch. It is now impossible for you do do anything time-related beacuse you have angered the gods and you are stuck in the black hole forever.

Spaghettification is painful.

Throne keep.

 

[Kong Rong]

What you don't exist i planned everything out with no loopholes. And no time loops

Nope. When you traveled back in time, the time gods put you in deep space on a collision course with a black hole and broke your watch. It is now impossible for you do do anything time-related beacuse you have angered the gods and you are stuck in the black hole forever.

Spaghettification is painful.

Throne keep.

No you don't get to modify things that wasn't in your original post and you know that your backtracking because i beat you i am the eternal winner. In fact here was your original post
"Because of your decision to "screw history", the hidden gods of time travel decide to move you so far in the past that the world doesn't even exist and you float in space helplessly because your watch also doesn't work anymore"
Throne keep

 

[Dr. Javelin]

What you don't exist i planned everything out with no loopholes. And no time loops

Nope. When you traveled back in time, the time gods put you in deep space on a collision course with a black hole and broke your watch. It is now impossible for you do do anything time-related beacuse you have angered the gods and you are stuck in the black hole forever.

Spaghettification is painful.

Throne keep.

No you don't get to modify things that wasn't in your original post and you know that your backtracking because i beat you i am the eternal winner. In fact here was your original post
"Because of your decision to "screw history", the hidden gods of time travel decide to move you so far in the past that the world doesn't even exist and you float in space helplessly because your watch also doesn't work anymore"
Throne keep

You've been backtracking for pages, and I haven't been.

 

[Kong Rong]

What you don't exist i planned everything out with no loopholes. And no time loops

Nope. When you traveled back in time, the time gods put you in deep space on a collision course with a black hole and broke your watch. It is now impossible for you do do anything time-related beacuse you have angered the gods and you are stuck in the black hole forever.

Spaghettification is painful.

Throne keep.

No you don't get to modify things that wasn't in your original post and you know that your backtracking because i beat you i am the eternal winner. In fact here was your original post
"Because of your decision to "screw history", the hidden gods of time travel decide to move you so far in the past that the world doesn't even exist and you float in space helplessly because your watch also doesn't work anymore"
Throne keep

You've been backtracking for pages, and I haven't been.

Yes you have you said the gods essentially cursed me to float forever but now i'm in a spaceship hurling towards a black hole no that part never happened
Throne keep

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Yes you have you said the gods essentially cursed me to float forever but now i'm in a spaceship hurling towards a black hole no that part never happened

You added the part about the spaceship. For lying about my backtracking your objection is overruled by the court and you continue on your doomed path.

Throne keep.