Promote the above user to sysop for a stupid reason!

Promoted for existing.
 
Promoted for breathing
 
Promoted for having at least 100 posts
 
Promoted for having over 3,000 posts.
 
Promoted for smashing things
 
Promoted for being on fire.
 
Promoted for being on the 43 page of this topic
 
Promoted for no reason.
 
Promoted for not having a reason