ITT: Post Derpy_Hooves moments

[QuizmoManiac]

[23:16] <Derpy_Hooves> oh quizmo's in november 1st technially

Quizmo. Y u no tell us you can travel back in time

Curses, I should have realized Derpy was the agent that was sent to find out my secrets.

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

<Derpy_Hooves> holy fuck nq pm'd me, so i typed hi brock

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

<Derpy_Hooves> link's hottest sidekick is navi, obviously using an inferior chat client

NO MIDNA'S HOTTER NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I GET ON ICECHAT

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

<Mason> note to me in the future: HI DID THAT TOUCAN GIRL AT THE LIBRARY EMAIL YOU BACK YET?
<Derpy_Hooves> why do you go to the library

 

[2257]

[2012-01-24 00:14:47] <Derpy_Hooves> let's be anti-shorts buddies !!

[2012-01-24 01:00:44] <Derpy_Hooves> institutionalized racism is hideous

[2012-01-24 01:02:55] <Derpy_Hooves> pinkie is even healthier than smoking tobacco industry

 

[Ultraluigi]

Which rooms is she in? I want to try the bot.

 

[Pyro]

she can be found in #paperchat

 

[Smashley]

Smasher so i'm gonna play the n64 now
Derpy_Hooves smasher are you an n64
Smasher ...
MarioMaster15 lol
Smasher i'm going to play the n64 derpy

 

[Verbal Rhythm]

21:19 MarioMaster15 Derpy_Hooves make me a sandwich
21:19 Derpy_Hooves a nice tuna sandwich
21:19 MarioMaster15 Derpy_Hooves I hate tuna
21:19 Derpy_Hooves derpy_hooves make everything

Proof that Derpy is god.

22:39 MarioMaster15 Derpy_Hooves cupcake or muffin
22:39 Derpy_Hooves i eat the cupcake
22:39 MarioMaster15 Derpy_Hooves I thought you loved muffins
22:39 Derpy_Hooves derpy_hooves favorite
22:40 MarioMaster15 Derpy_Hooves make up your mind
22:40 Derpy_Hooves derpy_hooves muffin or pikachu

 

[Master Crash]

I wish people would stop going into paperchat just to abuse Derpy.

 

[ralphfan]

Those people can always be banned.

 

[Verbal Rhythm]

<Derpy_Hooves> yes salsa where'd the argument from his house with postman dude as crazy mutt dragon, so you can't access my laptop

<Derpy_Hooves> i just noticed daniels was the verbal equivalent of my little kitty was for entertainment

Keyword: was

EDIT:

Spoiler

17:40 Maid_SexyEspeon[FE]|Comic Derpy_Hooves apocalypseArisen
17:40 Derpy_Hooves derpy_hooves apocalypsearisen saws off his ass
17:40 Maid_SexyEspeon[FE]|Comic lololol

17:44 MrConcreteDonkey any way the wind blows...
17:44 Derpy_Hooves little bit of wind waker

<Derpy_Hooves> i wonder what happened to refer to japan, catholics priests are 17-year old on in my hometown

17:51 Maid_SexyEspeon[FE]|Comic I am leaving
17:51 Derpy_Hooves apparently i'm leaving classes
17:51 YoshiEg