ITT: Post Derpy_Hooves moments

[QuizmoManiac]

[23:16] <Derpy_Hooves> oh quizmo's in november 1st technially

Quizmo. Y u no tell us you can travel back in time

Curses, I should have realized Derpy was the agent that was sent to find out my secrets.

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

<Derpy_Hooves> holy fuck nq pm'd me, so i typed hi brock

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

<Derpy_Hooves> link's hottest sidekick is navi, obviously using an inferior chat client

NO MIDNA'S HOTTER NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I GET ON ICECHAT

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

<Mason> note to me in the future: HI DID THAT TOUCAN GIRL AT THE LIBRARY EMAIL YOU BACK YET?
<Derpy_Hooves> why do you go to the library

 

[2257]

[2012-01-24 00:14:47] <Derpy_Hooves> let's be anti-shorts buddies !!

[2012-01-24 01:00:44] <Derpy_Hooves> institutionalized racism is hideous

[2012-01-24 01:02:55] <Derpy_Hooves> pinkie is even healthier than smoking tobacco industry

 

[Ultraluigi]

Which rooms is she in? I want to try the bot.

 

[Pyro]

she can be found in #paperchat

 

[Smashley]

Smasher so i'm gonna play the n64 now
Derpy_Hooves smasher are you an n64
Smasher ...
MarioMaster15 lol
Smasher i'm going to play the n64 derpy

 

[Verbal Rhythm]

21:19 MarioMaster15 Derpy_Hooves make me a sandwich
21:19 Derpy_Hooves a nice tuna sandwich
21:19 MarioMaster15 Derpy_Hooves I hate tuna
21:19 Derpy_Hooves derpy_hooves make everything

Proof that Derpy is god.

22:39 MarioMaster15 Derpy_Hooves cupcake or muffin
22:39 Derpy_Hooves i eat the cupcake
22:39 MarioMaster15 Derpy_Hooves I thought you loved muffins
22:39 Derpy_Hooves derpy_hooves favorite
22:40 MarioMaster15 Derpy_Hooves make up your mind
22:40 Derpy_Hooves derpy_hooves muffin or pikachu

 

[Master Crash]

I wish people would stop going into paperchat just to abuse Derpy.

 

[ralphfan]

Those people can always be banned.

 

[Verbal Rhythm]

<Derpy_Hooves> yes salsa where'd the argument from his house with postman dude as crazy mutt dragon, so you can't access my laptop

<Derpy_Hooves> i just noticed daniels was the verbal equivalent of my little kitty was for entertainment

Keyword: was

EDIT:

Spoiler

17:40 Maid_SexyEspeon[FE]|Comic Derpy_Hooves apocalypseArisen
17:40 Derpy_Hooves derpy_hooves apocalypsearisen saws off his ass
17:40 Maid_SexyEspeon[FE]|Comic lololol

17:44 MrConcreteDonkey any way the wind blows...
17:44 Derpy_Hooves little bit of wind waker

<Derpy_Hooves> i wonder what happened to refer to japan, catholics priests are 17-year old on in my hometown

17:51 Maid_SexyEspeon[FE]|Comic I am leaving
17:51 Derpy_Hooves apparently i'm leaving classes
17:51 YoshiEgg aren't you still in high school?

<Derpy_Hooves> ah *bleep* man i just stop mentioning it killed it

<Derpy_Hooves> so i cannot run, smasher to try to get why officialy companies do *bleep*

 

[Nabber]

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[Master Crash]

19:17 Derpy_Hooves a paper and a terrible friend, smasher
[...]
19:18 Smasher

 

[Smashley]

QuizmoManiac `eightball is Smasher
GameServ QuizmoManiac: All signs point to yes.
Mason we should change `eightball to `conch
QuizmoManiac wait
QuizmoManiac that was stupid
Derpy_Hooves you are stupid as fuck
QuizmoManiac yes derpy hooves
Smasher lol
QuizmoManiac yes I am
Derpy_Hooves how do you make me a yes

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Derpy_Hooves never leaves you hanging.

 

[UltraMario]

22:05 *** Smiley joined #paperchat
22:05 +++ ChanServ has given op to Smiley
22:05 Derpy_Hooves smiley
22:10 Tomba_Party_6 derpy_hooves
22:10 Derpy_Hooves derpy_hooves tomba!
22:10 Tomba_Party_6 Fuck yeah

 

[Verbal Rhythm]

00:26 VinylScratch Does anyone know the font used in this vid?
...
00:32 QuizmoManiac Hey MM15
00:32 QuizmoManiac I'm going through all of the word fonts to figure out what font it is
00:32 Derpy_Hooves she is not a link for no one's probably update list, which was kind of those fonts at: http://dafont.com
00:32 Tomba_Party_6 I'd love to see some fan music about Tomba
00:32 Tomba_Party_6 :S
00:32 QuizmoManiac oh shit
00:32 QuizmoManiac derpy hooves is useful

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

<Derpy_Hooves> omfg i was nominated for the 'shroom

 

[User4042]

<Pokemon_Trainer_Red>: Hello
<Derpy_Hooves>: hello nurse.
<Pokemon_Trainer_Red>: ok...
<Derpy_Hooves>: um, ok...
<Pokemon_Trainer_Red>: Are you copying me
<Derpy_Hooves>: yeah like so, everyone's copying things i did

 

[Pokemon DP]

She completely ruined the moment. This is why I don't like her.

 

[Nabber]

<Derpy_Hooves> omfg i was nominated for the 'shroom

I second this.

 

[Master Crash]

00:15 Derpy_Hooves take this staff of fuck, sm

Take the Staff of Fuck, SonicMario, and use it wisely.

 

[ralphfan]

Spoiler: NSFW

Derpy_Hooves: ralphfan faps daily fap fap fap ice cream

 

[Master Crash]

22:26 Crocodile_Dippy He still ignores me.
22:26 Derpy_Hooves everyone ignores you stupid?