ITT: Post Derpy_Hooves moments

[Smashley]

Derpy_Hooves anton 22 told us that hypnotoad makes no sense

how could you 22

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

<Mason> yay I might finish the animation by tonight
<Mason> it should be one of the most impressive things I've done
<Derpy_Hooves> hope not too impressive like everyone expected

 

[Pokemon DP]

16:49 Derpy_Hooves i think cheesecake is broken.

 

[Nabber]

16:49 Derpy_Hooves i think cheesecake is broken.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE CHEESECAKE

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

<Mason> I never pick my bellybutton lint because my bellybutton bleeds x_x
<Derpy_Hooves> lint fetish?????

 

[Master Crash]

23:28 Derpy_Hooves smb is immune to becoming beach koopas

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

<Mason> actaully 2257 probably didn't mean that ._.
<Derpy_Hooves> actaully no i dont care

 

[Verbal Rhythm]

16:10 <Derpy_Hooves> this community has said posh smiley occasionally use expressions

 

[Smashley]

<Derpy_Hooves> anton{hypnotoad} is the next world

<Derpy_Hooves> my little pony, apocalypse pony, punish mankind for their conversation anymore

 

[2257]

That second quote is from this, if you didn't know.

 

[Smashley]

<Derpy_Hooves> i already have calmly explained why i'm allowed to enjoy ponies

Amazing.

 

[Master Crash]

21:35 Derpy_Hooves my little typo: lol homework

My Little Typo, My Little Typo.. Ah, ah, ah, ah!


My Little Typooooo


I used to wonder what Homework could beeee

 

[Tyrell Badd]

<_2257> wiat, what is this petition about
<_2257> are they gonna rename her, or is this supposed to be preemptive
<Derpy_Hooves> are you joking?

It's funny because the petition is about renaming Derpy Hooves.

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

<_2257> wiat, what is this petition about
<_2257> are they gonna rename her, or is this supposed to be preemptive
<Derpy_Hooves> are you joking?

It's funny because the petition is about renaming Derpy Hooves.

*about the prevention of the renaming of Derpy Hooves

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

<Derpy_Hooves> atrocious, barbarous, bestial, bitter, bloodthirsty, brutal, brutish, callous, cold-blooded, degenerate, demoniac, depraved, evil, excruciating, ferocious, fierce, flinty, hard, and cold, fast winds, hail toucans

The Toucanic Chant

 

[2257]

[2012-02-23 22:06:56] <Derpy_Hooves> smasher drowned

[2012-02-23 22:07:18] <Derpy_Hooves> atrocious, barbarous, bestial, bitter, bloodthirsty, brutal, brutish, callous, cold-blooded, degenerate, demoniac, depraved, evil, excruciating, ferocious, fierce, flinty, hard, hard-hearted, harsh, hateful, heartless, hellish, implacable, inexorable, inhuman, inhumane, malevolent, merciless, monstrous, painful, as smashie's quivering anus

 

[Smashley]

<Derpy_Hooves> `eightball does mcd exist?
<GameServ> Derpy_Hooves: Sometime in the near future.
<Derpy_Hooves> a horrible future.

<Derpy_Hooves> wikipedia has one holding this awesome smasher pelt for sale

 

[Nabber]

[14:40] SonicMario Derpy_Hooves Aldo
[14:40] Derpy_Hooves bop thinks aldo boob
[14:41] Smasher ,
[14:41] Kazooie .
[14:41] Smasher ...
[14:41] Kazooie ...
[14:41] SonicMario .
[14:41] Discord Derpy_hooves are you sexually attracted to aldo
[14:41] Derpy_Hooves i didn't know hes only attracted to toucans,
[14:41] Kazooie Aldo = Mason ?
[14:41] Discord `eightball is Aldo Mason?
[14:41] GameServ Discord: Yes, yes, yes, and yes again.

[14:54] Smasher Derpy_Hooves x
[14:54] Derpy_Hooves derpy_hooves poochy x pinkie

 

[2257]

[2012-02-24 19:48:55] -->| Mason (Mason@lluw-41-651-131-163.dsl.snlo08.sbcglobal.net) has joined #TOP_SECRET_CHANNEL
[2012-02-24 19:48:56] <ChanServ> [Mason] HAIL TOUCANS!
[2012-02-24 19:48:56] =-= Mode #TOP_SECRET_CHANNEL +o Mason by ChanServ
[2012-02-24 19:49:58] <_2257> 7look,
[2012-02-24 19:50:00] <_2257> 7it's mason
[2012-02-24 19:50:01] <Derpy_Hooves> 7it's actually spelled cum har for teh

Mason's new nickname.

 

[Anton]

00:15 Derpy_Hooves the landscapes in minecraft are my cock >:[

This new update has convinced me to download the game.

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

<Mason> wtf is daft punk
<Derpy_Hooves> these guys single-handedly killed punk rock is but thats too explicit porn

daft punk single-handedly killed punk rock?

 

[Smashley]

Derpy_Hooves ganondorf will go and mention the song called boulevard of broken dreams of a part of dreams, half remembered

 

[Nabber]

[18:28] ProfessorDiscord Hello Derpy_Hooves, derpy day we're having.
[18:28] Derpy_Hooves oh hello masanton
[18:28] ProfessorDiscord Derpy_Hooves, is that a combination of Mason and Anton?
[18:28] Anton{WorkToad}
[18:28] Derpy_Hooves i may be a combination
[18:28] ProfessorDiscord Derpy_Hooves, of who?
[18:28] Derpy_Hooves i put my finger on the computer, only to find it with who?
[18:28] ProfessorDiscord Doctor Who?
[18:30] ProfessorDiscord Derpy_Hooves, are you the Doctor?
[18:30] Derpy_Hooves hahaha, oh derpy_hooves, i think

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

* Now talking on [TOP_SECRET_CHANNEL]
* Topic for [TOP_SECRET_CHANNEL] is: [TOP_SECRET]
* Topic for [TOP_SECRET_CHANNEL] set by [TOP_SECRET]
-ChanServ- [[TOP_SECRET_CHANNEL]] The rules for this channel can be found at [TOP_SECRET]
<ChanServ> [Mason] HAIL TOUCANS!
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Mason
<Derpy_Hooves> mason the magikoopa

 

[Smashley]

<Anton{Hypnotoad}> didn't mean to cut you off, if I did
<Derpy_Hooves> fuck off, asshole

^ a couple dayss ago

<Derpy_Hooves> i don't suffer any consequences for being flooded with <fetish>?

<Derpy_Hooves> http://www.marioboards.com/index.php?topic=14507.msg587608#msg587608 fassad was gamefreak o_o

<Derpy_Hooves> you are a hero gamefreak

<Derpy_Hooves> no, i won't marry smasher

<Derpy_Hooves> `bottle quizmomaniac x
<GameServ> spins the bottle for Derpy_Hooves and it lands on...
<GameServ> QuizmoManiac!

<Derpy_Hooves> lily x mg1 otp

<SonicMario> Smasher you should add the MG1 x Lily thing Derpy said earlier too (Or perhaps I should just do it myself)
<Smasher> i think someone else should, my post is probably full enough already
<Derpy_Hooves> you should, you selfish bastard !!

Derpy's had a good night.