Endless Rock-Paper-Scissors

[PaperStriker]

Mario obviously pwns Magikoopas.

 

[Smiddle]

A maniac barber who wants to cut of everyone's moustache.

 

[PaperStriker]

A bomb.

 

[Smiddle]

A WTF bomb.

 

[EctoBiologist]

a bob-hulk destroys all the bombs

 

[Smiddle]

A cannibalistic Bob-Ulk.

 

[EctoBiologist]

fire explodes the bob-ulk.

 

[Garlic Man]

fire explodes the bob-ulk.

Sorry, that sentence made no grammatical sense.

Garlic explodes the fire.

 

[Smiddle]

Very hungry Wario eats the garlic.

 

[EctoBiologist]

bowser ko him in a fight

 

[Storm Yoshi]

owns

 

[reecer6]

The black wall extinction/doom swallows Yoshi.
(Dino run reference)

 

[LuigiDude]

Soviet Russia.

It says this magic: "In soviet russie Yoshi swallows the black wall of doom/extinction!"

 

[Smiddle]

2nd world war.

 

[Snowstalker]

Mr. Resetti annoys all the soldiers to death.

 

[yoshster]

Another Mr Resetti, annoys the other one

 

[Smiddle]

Ned Flanders, who annoys both of them a lot.

 

[PaperStriker]

Homer

(2900th view)

 

[Snowstalker]

The Sniper from Team Fortress 2.

 

[Smiddle]

Invisible ninja backstabber.

 

[Snowstalker]

Nukes

lol epic bump

 

[Jesus Freak]

Monster; crushes nukes

 

[Waluigi48]

God, crushes Monster.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Big Door, closes and we can't see God anymore (but he's still there).

 

[Booman]

Flamethrower, burns door.