Attempt to Suicide

[Pyro]

In this game, youu try to suicide.

EX:

I throw myself into lava.

You burn to death.

BOB'S DEATH COUNT: 256

Note that winning and failing are decided randomly.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

I lock myself in a room with a caffeinated Waluigi.

 

[EctoBiologist]

I jump into the water.

 

[Smashley]

what is this

I jump off a building, I guess.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

I eat a Bomb
I explode.
YoshiMonsta's death count: 1

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Guys, I think that the next user decides if the above user dies or not.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

You die because Waluigi hates people who talk too much (ironically) and is caffeinated so he kills you.

 

[Pyro]

Guys, I think that the next user decides if the above user dies or not.

No.

I lock myself in a room with a caffeinated Waluigi.

Waluigi shouts WALUIGI TIME and beats you with a tennis racket.

Toad's death count: 1

I eat a Bomb

You forgot to light the fuse.

YoshiMonsta's death count: 0

I jump into the water.

A Sharpedo eats you. Yay!

FireEevee's death count: 1

I jump off a building

The building isn't exactly the Eiffel Tower.

Smasher's death count: 0

 

[Bop1996]

I sail to Tingle's island by mistake.

 

[UltraMario]

I go into a room with a pedophile.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

I eat a torch and my insides get burned up.

 

[Pyro]

I sail to Tingle's island by mistake.

Tingle kills you with a

Bop's Death count: 1

I eat a torch

You forgot to light it.

YoshiMonsta's death count: 0

I go into a room with a pedophile.

The room suddenly breaks in half as a result of a random earthquake.

Pinkie's death count: 1