Attempt to Suicide

Smasher

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Smasher
what is this

I jump off a building, I guess.
 

YoshiMonsta

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You die because Waluigi hates people who talk too much (ironically) and is caffeinated so he kills you.
 

Pyro

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Toad85 said:
Guys, I think that the next user decides if the above user dies or not.
No.

Toad85 said:
I lock myself in a room with a caffeinated Waluigi.
Waluigi shouts WALUIGI TIME and beats you with a tennis racket.

Toad's death count: 1

YoshiMonsta said:
I eat a Bomb
You forgot to light the fuse.

YoshiMonsta's death count: 0

LONLINESS said:
I jump into the water.
A Sharpedo eats you. Yay!

FireEevee's death count: 1

Smasher said:
I jump off a building
The building isn't exactly the Eiffel Tower.

Smasher's death count: 0
 

Bop1996

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I sail to Tingle's island by mistake.
 

Pyro

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Lord Ghirahim said:
I sail to Tingle's island by mistake.
Tingle kills you with a

Bop's Death count: 1

YoshiMonsta said:
I eat a torch
You forgot to light it.

YoshiMonsta's death count: 0

Pinkie Pie said:
I go into a room with a pedophile.
The room suddenly breaks in half as a result of a random earthquake.

Pinkie's death count: 1
 

Bop1996

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I place my life in UM's hands.
 

Bop1996

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Pinkie Pie said:
Lord Ghirahim said:
I place my life in UM's hands.
MWAHAHAHA, THAT WOULD BE THE DEATH OF A THOUSAND NO US! :evilgrin:.
I know, since I'm attempting to die, it sounds likely to succeed...
 

Pyro

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Lord Ghirahim said:
I place my life in UM's hands.
IT'S THE EEENNDD OFF USS NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Everyone's death count: 1

Yes, everyone can die in this game.
 

Bop1996

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Pyro said:
Lord Ghirahim said:
I place my life in UM's hands.
IT'S THE EEENNDD OFF USS NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Everyone's death count: 1

Yes, everyone can die in this game.
Called it.

I set a stick of dynamite by UM's time bomb.
 

Pyro

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Pinkie Pie said:
I strap a time bomb to my stomach that will self-destruct in T minus 5 seconds.
wait for it....

Luigi Bandicoot said:
I eat poison.
Silly Luigi Bandicoot, you can't eat a beverage!

Luigi Bandicoot's death count: 0

Lord Ghirahim said:
I set a stick of dynamite by UM's time bomb.
BOOOOOOMMMMM

Bop's death count: 2
Pinkie's death count: 2
 

Bop1996

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I swallow nitroglycerin and wait for UM to punch me in the stomach.
 
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