Bowser Jr's Playroom

I bring a 1-Up Mushroom and use it on whatever the host's name is again.

I then have nothing and will most likely die.
 
You actually can't be killed since you're a Yoshi. You just regenerate in an egg when falling into pits. :P.
 
*rises from the dead*

Toad85 said:
I bring my baseball team, the Mariowiki Magikoopas, and pound the *bleep* out of the Bowser Jr. Rookies.

WIN.

The MarioWiki Magikoopas vs the Bowser Jr. Rookies.

First inning (top): The MarioWiki Magikoopas score a home run. 1-0
Second inning (bottom): Bowser Jr. scores a home run. 1-1
Third inning (top): The MarioWiki Magikoopas score a three run homer. 4-1
Fourth inning (bottom): Bowser Jr. scores a Grand Slam. 4-5
Sixth inning (top): The MarioWiki Magikoopas score a two run homer. 6-5
Ninth inning (bottom): Bowser Jr. scores a two run homer. 6-7

YOU LOSE.
 
Luigi Bandicoot said:
I bring Rick Astley.

Bowser Jr. does not know who that is. He does not care and lets you escape.

Success!