Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you come back as a ghost.



I wish I could be trapped in a wall.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, you find 1 million dollars in that wall and wait another 30 seconds to get rescued.

I wish I was in a Mental Hospital.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, you got out.

I wish I was in the computer

 

[Dashbot]

Granted, but you won the Super Mario 64 DS game :P

I wish I was blocked on the forum

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted. You then proceed to make your own forum, which will be 20X bigger and 20% cooler than this one.

I wish I was blocked on the Wiki.

 

[Madikoopa]

Granted, but this causes you to focus on your real life more and become successful.

I wish I were stuck in one position in the middle of a room and had to stay like that for the rest of my life.

 

[MarioFan]

There is still alot of videogames you can play and you have a free butler for the rest of time to get you food and drinks (oh yeah, there's a toilet in your seat)


I wish for the world to end

 

[Madikoopa]

Granted, but before then we are all sent to an even better world where we get to live eternally.

I wish I forgot everything I've ever known.

 

[MarioFan]

You forget every bad thing you ever known! Gratz!



I wish that Nintendo gone broke

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but PlayStation buys Nintendo and makes their game 9,001% better. (Ugh, I'll have nightmares about that tonight).

I wish I was I had Polio.

 

[MarioFan]

It's a cat named Polio, cats are nice



I wish for TF2 to get the worst update ever

 

[Fazer]

Granted, the update is just a major glitch fix.

I wish I got hit by a baseball ball.

 

[MarioFan]

It's only in TF2, no real damage done



I wish that my back hurts

 

[Madikoopa]

Granted, but it only hurts because you're sprouting WINGS!

I wish everyone hated me.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you get $500 for winning most hated person on the forum.

I wish someone stole my lungs.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

granted, you don't need them to live.


I wish I had an even worse laugh.

 

[Madikoopa]

Granted, but every other good aspect of you phases it out so that no-one cares about your laugh.

I wish my IQ dropped to zero.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, it only dropped to zero for 5 minutes due to an experiment.

I wish I fell from an airplane.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you're the first human who learned how to fly, and you don't die.

I wish Earth got invaded.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, invaded harmless candies.

I wish the army dropped a bomb on my head.

 

[Nate Jacobs]

Granted, but you had already died so it's painless.

I wish I touched the sun.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, you touched the sun on a painting.

I wish Sony bought all rights from Nintendo games.

 

[NEXandGBX]

Granted, they become better, thus they sell more.

I wish I was trapped in the Forest Maze

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, then you find a way out.

I wish there was no more MarioBoards

 

[Fazer]

Granted, Luigiboards exist.

I wish I couldn't swim.