Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you come back as a ghost.



I wish I could be trapped in a wall.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, you find 1 million dollars in that wall and wait another 30 seconds to get rescued.

I wish I was in a Mental Hospital.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, you got out.

I wish I was in the computer

 

[Dardy]

Granted, but you won the Super Mario 64 DS game :P

I wish I was blocked on the forum

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted. You then proceed to make your own forum, which will be 20X bigger and 20% cooler than this one.

I wish I was blocked on the Wiki.

 

[Madikoopa]

Granted, but this causes you to focus on your real life more and become successful.

I wish I were stuck in one position in the middle of a room and had to stay like that for the rest of my life.

 

[MarioFan]

There is still alot of videogames you can play and you have a free butler for the rest of time to get you food and drinks (oh yeah, there's a toilet in your seat)


I wish for the world to end

 

[Madikoopa]

Granted, but before then we are all sent to an even better world where we get to live eternally.

I wish I forgot everything I've ever known.

 

[MarioFan]

You forget every bad thing you ever known! Gratz!



I wish that Nintendo gone broke

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but PlayStation buys Nintendo and makes their game 9,001% better. (Ugh, I'll have nightmares about that tonight).

I wish I was I had Polio.

 

[MarioFan]

It's a cat named Polio, cats are nice



I wish for TF2 to get the worst update ever

 

[Fazer]

Granted, the update is just a major glitch fix.

I wish I got hit by a baseball ball.