Who wants their fiction/comic reviewed in The Disconnected?

Contra(dictory)

also I hang out here, I guess
Suggest it in here! If I review it, people will read it! And you'll get good criticism, because I don't suck.
 
I'll only do it if you give me a detailed plot summary, because I'm not fucking going through The Five Heroes and Cure of Time. I refuse.
 
Don't Fear said:
I'll only do it if you give me a detailed plot summary, because I'm not fucking going through The Five Heroes and Cure of Time. I refuse.

It's only 320 pages long so far on Microsoft Word. It would only take you about a few days up to a week.
 
Uh New Sherlock Mario Book 2 Please. Not Book 1, it sucks, and it's not really a mystery. Or you can just review what I have done so far in Book 3. Also, I'm working on a new story, Jake, and when I release it in like two weeks you could review that too
 
If you could review my unfinished fanfic, Adventures in Video Game History, that would be great.
 
Understand that if I give you a review, I will be completely merciless in my criticism. And since my Disconnected articles are infected with the more assholish side of my personality (complete with sarcastic wit) if I don't like it, you will get your feelings hurt.
 
I'd love to have my story reviewed, but considering that it's not finished and you already told me most of what you thought of it, go ahead and review someone else.
 
I'd ask you to review Exile Vilify, but that would be pointless since I'll ask you to beat-read it soon.
 
Don't Fear said:
Understand that if I give you a review, I will be completely merciless in my criticism. And since my Disconnected articles are infected with the more assholish side of my personality (complete with sarcastic wit) if I don't like it, you will get your feelings hurt.

Never mind then, don't review my fanfic.