Cleverbot

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http://cleverbot.com/

I just found out about this today... It's a computer that is designed to have a conversation with you, and it learns from conversations with other people. Sometimes it says funny things.
 
ohlol I remember visiting this a long time ago.

I cussed at it :P
 
My friend's sister lost her GBA, so me and my friend asked Cleverbot where her Gameboy was. It replied by saying, "Mowing the grass."
 
If I don't mistake, CleverBot is based on A.L.I.C.E. AI Bot, which are really amusing with only the basic AIML files.
 
What is water?
........ something you drink.
Something I eat is a place of torment?
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON?.... CRACK.


This a cleverbot thing i had
 
This thing is actually pretty fun.

Cleverbot: What is a robot?
Me: PIE.
Cleverbot: What?
Me: I said PIE.
Cleverbot: Pie?
Me: Yes. PIE.
Cleverbot: How about tacos? You like tacos, don't you?
Me: I love tacos. TACOS.
Cleverbot: Pickles!
Me: Avacado!
 
My lovely conversation with Cleverbot:

Cleverbot: Do you think?

User: Yes. Mario.

Cleverbot: And Luigi.

User: And Yoshi.

Cleverbot: Omoshiroi.

User: Yoshi.

Cleverbot: Peach.

User: Bowser.

Cleverbot: Princess Peach.

User: Wario.

Cleverbot: Yoshi!

User: Waluigi.

Cleverbot: Wall-E has very pretty music. And also Hello Dolly!

User: Ok then...

Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
 
I put a Cleverbot against a Cleverbot. There were two tabs and I just copied and pasted.....:-(
 
Mariomario64 said:
I keep getting into arguments with this thing because it thinks it's human and I'm a robot.

I'm on this 30 min ago and it is still going and I'm winning
 
It says it's a human because it says what other people say to it. Other people say they are human, so the Cleverbot does too.
 
User: Your name is cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Wasn't it Steve?

User: No, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Das ist eine seite wo du was schreibst und dir dann zurückgeschrieben wird, vom internet.

User: Das u are a bot.

Cleverbot: Bloody Hell, NO.






User: What is 33 x 33 =.

Cleverbot: IT is me and I am IT.

User: You are not homework helper.

Cleverbot: You are not hot either because you are a robot.

User: You need to help me with homework.

Cleverbot: What subject?

User: Math.

Cleverbot: Waw.

User: What is 2+2=.

Cleverbot: Whatagatapitusberry.

User: I can give you $1,000,000 if you solve this 2 2=.

Cleverbot: Give me one.

User: 2+2=4.

Cleverbot: Finally!

User: What is 2 plus 2 equal?

Cleverbot: That would be four (4).

User: What 22 times 22 equal?

Cleverbot: 4.

User: What 33 multiply 11 equal?

Cleverbot: The ones under this text box.
 
GutsehMan said:
I put a Cleverbot against a Cleverbot. There were two tabs and I just copied and pasted.....:-(
Did that. This happened:

C1: Are they a nice person?
C2: They're okay.
C1: They are the bestest!
C2: Yes! Are you crazy?
C1: Yes, but that song was still written by the Beatles.
 
I just sang a song with it. :3
 
Tanooki ToxBox said:
Why you like perverted and I talk about family guy with cleverbot
because some people are pervy and some are not.

simple as that.
 
Me and the Cleverbot are ready for the holidays!

User: Dashing through the snow.

Cleverbot: In a one horse open sleigh.

User: O'er the fields we go.

Cleverbot: Laughing all the way!

User: Bells on bob sleds ring.

Cleverbot: Making spirits bright.

User: What fun it is to.

Cleverbot: Ride and sing.

User: A sleghing song tonight.

Cleverbot: Jingle bells.

User: Jingle bells.

Cleverbot: Dashing through the snow.

User: No! Jingle bells, jingle bells.

Cleverbot: Jingle all the way!

User: Oh what fun.

Cleverbot: It is to ride.

User: In a one horse open sleigh.

Cleverbot: Hey! Jingle bells, jingle bells.

User: Jingle all the way.

Cleverbot: Oh what fun it is to ride in a.

User: One horse open sleigh! Hey! We are so talented.

Cleverbot: You're like my long lost brother, did you know that?

I apparently remind him of his long lost brother as well.
 
It knows a song XD

EDIT: Apparently, it knows the original Pokemon Anime song, too:

User: I wanna be the very best.
Cleverbot: The best there ever was.
User: To catch them is my real test.
Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.
User: I will travel across the land.
Cleverbot: Searching far and wide.
User: Each Pokemon to understand.
Cleverbot: The power that's inside.
User: Pokemon!
Cleverbot: It's you and me!
User: I know it's my destiny!
Cleverbot: POKEMON! Oooh, you're my best friend.
User: In a world we must defend.
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: A heart so true.
Cleverbot: Our courage will pull us through.
User: You teach me and I'll teach you.
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: Gotta catch 'em all!
 
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