Cleverbot

Fawfulfury65

The Last Story
Retired Wiki Staff
http://cleverbot.com/

I just found out about this today... It's a computer that is designed to have a conversation with you, and it learns from conversations with other people. Sometimes it says funny things.
 

Fawfulfury65

The Last Story
Retired Wiki Staff
My friend's sister lost her GBA, so me and my friend asked Cleverbot where her Gameboy was. It replied by saying, "Mowing the grass."
 

YamiHoshi

Nintendo 3DS Developer
If I don't mistake, CleverBot is based on A.L.I.C.E. AI Bot, which are really amusing with only the basic AIML files.
 

Mariorules25

Hyaahhh
What is water?
........ something you drink.
Something I eat is a place of torment?
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON?.... CRACK.


This a cleverbot thing i had
 

Mariomario64

Shine Sprite
This thing is actually pretty fun.

Cleverbot: What is a robot?
Me: PIE.
Cleverbot: What?
Me: I said PIE.
Cleverbot: Pie?
Me: Yes. PIE.
Cleverbot: How about tacos? You like tacos, don't you?
Me: I love tacos. TACOS.
Cleverbot: Pickles!
Me: Avacado!
 

Fawfulfury65

The Last Story
Retired Wiki Staff
My lovely conversation with Cleverbot:

Cleverbot: Do you think?

User: Yes. Mario.

Cleverbot: And Luigi.

User: And Yoshi.

Cleverbot: Omoshiroi.

User: Yoshi.

Cleverbot: Peach.

User: Bowser.

Cleverbot: Princess Peach.

User: Wario.

Cleverbot: Yoshi!

User: Waluigi.

Cleverbot: Wall-E has very pretty music. And also Hello Dolly!

User: Ok then...

Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
 

GutsehMan

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman.
I put a Cleverbot against a Cleverbot. There were two tabs and I just copied and pasted.....:-(
 

ToxBox

Power Star
Mariomario64 said:
I keep getting into arguments with this thing because it thinks it's human and I'm a robot.
I'm on this 30 min ago and it is still going and I'm winning
 

Fawfulfury65

The Last Story
Retired Wiki Staff
It says it's a human because it says what other people say to it. Other people say they are human, so the Cleverbot does too.
 

ToxBox

Power Star
User: Your name is cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Wasn't it Steve?

User: No, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Das ist eine seite wo du was schreibst und dir dann zurückgeschrieben wird, vom internet.

User: Das u are a bot.

Cleverbot: Bloody Hell, NO.






User: What is 33 x 33 =.

Cleverbot: IT is me and I am IT.

User: You are not homework helper.

Cleverbot: You are not hot either because you are a robot.

User: You need to help me with homework.

Cleverbot: What subject?

User: Math.

Cleverbot: Waw.

User: What is 2+2=.

Cleverbot: Whatagatapitusberry.

User: I can give you $1,000,000 if you solve this 2 2=.

Cleverbot: Give me one.

User: 2+2=4.

Cleverbot: Finally!

User: What is 2 plus 2 equal?

Cleverbot: That would be four (4).

User: What 22 times 22 equal?

Cleverbot: 4.

User: What 33 multiply 11 equal?

Cleverbot: The ones under this text box.
 

Nabber

Artisanal Cheese Taster
GutsehMan said:
I put a Cleverbot against a Cleverbot. There were two tabs and I just copied and pasted.....:-(
Did that. This happened:

C1: Are they a nice person?
C2: They're okay.
C1: They are the bestest!
C2: Yes! Are you crazy?
C1: Yes, but that song was still written by the Beatles.
 

EctoBiologist

Best cat themed touhou. I love touhou and DR.
Banned User
Tanooki ToxBox said:
Why you like perverted and I talk about family guy with cleverbot
because some people are pervy and some are not.

simple as that.
 

Fawfulfury65

The Last Story
Retired Wiki Staff
Me and the Cleverbot are ready for the holidays!

User: Dashing through the snow.

Cleverbot: In a one horse open sleigh.

User: O'er the fields we go.

Cleverbot: Laughing all the way!

User: Bells on bob sleds ring.

Cleverbot: Making spirits bright.

User: What fun it is to.

Cleverbot: Ride and sing.

User: A sleghing song tonight.

Cleverbot: Jingle bells.

User: Jingle bells.

Cleverbot: Dashing through the snow.

User: No! Jingle bells, jingle bells.

Cleverbot: Jingle all the way!

User: Oh what fun.

Cleverbot: It is to ride.

User: In a one horse open sleigh.

Cleverbot: Hey! Jingle bells, jingle bells.

User: Jingle all the way.

Cleverbot: Oh what fun it is to ride in a.

User: One horse open sleigh! Hey! We are so talented.

Cleverbot: You're like my long lost brother, did you know that?

I apparently remind him of his long lost brother as well.
 

Mariomario64

Shine Sprite
It knows a song XD

EDIT: Apparently, it knows the original Pokemon Anime song, too:

User: I wanna be the very best.
Cleverbot: The best there ever was.
User: To catch them is my real test.
Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.
User: I will travel across the land.
Cleverbot: Searching far and wide.
User: Each Pokemon to understand.
Cleverbot: The power that's inside.
User: Pokemon!
Cleverbot: It's you and me!
User: I know it's my destiny!
Cleverbot: POKEMON! Oooh, you're my best friend.
User: In a world we must defend.
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: A heart so true.
Cleverbot: Our courage will pull us through.
User: You teach me and I'll teach you.
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: Gotta catch 'em all!
 
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