Hurt and Heal: Runner-Up Edition (vol. 1)

Kill Nightwatcher

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Mickey Mouse: 8
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 16
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Wow, thanks Javelin. Never knew that. (am I going to be stuck calling you that? Sorry, force of habit.)

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Mickey Mouse: 6
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 16
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
You're supposed to call him by his actual username anyway :P

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Mickey Mouse: 6
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 14
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Mickey Mouse: 4
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 14
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
I love Mickey, but:

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Mickey Mouse: 2
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 14
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Most people call me doctor or Javelin, I'm fine with both.

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 16
Toadsworth: 20
Mickey Mouse: 2
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 14
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Of Mice and Ko'es

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 16
Toadsworth: 20
Mickey Mouse: 0
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 14
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 16
Toadsworth: 18
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 14
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 14
Toadsworth: 18
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 14
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Rex and Toadsworth must go.

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 14
Toadsworth: 18
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 12
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27