Hurt and Heal: Runner-Up Edition (vol. 1)

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 26
Toad: 24
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Nightwatcher: 8
Mickey Mouse: 18
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 26
Rex: 16
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Luigi: 21
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 26
Perry the Platypus: 26
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 26
Toad: 24
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Nightwatcher: 8
Mickey Mouse: 18
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 26
Rex: 16
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Luigi: 19
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 26
Perry the Platypus: 26
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
If you let me kill Luigi I'll let you kill two characters of your choice. (as long as you don't pick Lucario)

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 26
Toad: 24
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Nightwatcher: 8
Mickey Mouse: 18
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 26
Rex: 16
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Luigi: 17
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 26
Perry the Platypus: 26
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 26
Toad: 24
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Nightwatcher: 8
Mickey Mouse: 18
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 26
Rex: 16
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Luigi: 19
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 26
Perry the Platypus: 26
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
I'll help you kill Luigi. But instead of hurting two of my choice, I ask protection: keep Toad as long as possible.

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 26
Toad: 24
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Nightwatcher: 8
Mickey Mouse: 18
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 26
Rex: 16
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Luigi: 17
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 26
Perry the Platypus: 26
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 26
Toad: 24
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Nightwatcher: 8
Mickey Mouse: 18
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 26
Rex: 16
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Luigi: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 26
Perry the Platypus: 26
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 26
Toad: 24
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Nightwatcher: 8
Mickey Mouse: 18
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 26
Rex: 16
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Luigi: 13
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 26
Perry the Platypus: 26
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 26
Toad: 24
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Nightwatcher: 8
Mickey Mouse: 18
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 26
Rex: 16
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Luigi: 11
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 26
Perry the Platypus: 26
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 26
Toad: 24
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Nightwatcher: 8
Mickey Mouse: 18
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 16
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Luigi: 10
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 26
Perry the Platypus: 26
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Remember: I'm doing this in exchange for Toad protection.

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 26
Toad: 24
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Nightwatcher: 8
Mickey Mouse: 18
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 16
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Luigi: 8
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 26
Perry the Platypus: 26
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Ok, I won't hurt Toad and will heal him if he's in danger.

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 26
Toad: 24
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Nightwatcher: 8
Mickey Mouse: 18
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 16
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Luigi: 6
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 26
Perry the Platypus: 26
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Okie Dokie. And this becomes null and void in the Final 3, after that you can do whatever you want to him.

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 26
Toad: 24
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Nightwatcher: 8
Mickey Mouse: 18
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 16
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Luigi: 4
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 26
Perry the Platypus: 26
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 26
Toad: 24
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Nightwatcher: 8
Mickey Mouse: 18
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 16
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Luigi: 2
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 26
Perry the Platypus: 26
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
The deed is done.

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 26
Toad: 24
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Nightwatcher: 8
Mickey Mouse: 18
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 16
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Luigi: 0
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 26
Perry the Platypus: 26
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 26
Toad: 24
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Nightwatcher: 8
Mickey Mouse: 18
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 16
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27

Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 26
Toad: 24
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Nightwatcher: 8
Mickey Mouse: 16
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 16
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
I'll put Toad and the babies at 27 each.

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 26
Toad: 26
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Nightwatcher: 8
Mickey Mouse: 16
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 16
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
I'll do it for you:

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Nightwatcher: 8
Mickey Mouse: 16
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 16
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Thanks.

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Nightwatcher: 6
Mickey Mouse: 16
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 16
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Nightwatcher: 6
Mickey Mouse: 14
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 16
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Nightwatcher: 4
Mickey Mouse: 14
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 16
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
I hate rats.

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Nightwatcher: 4
Mickey Mouse: 12
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 16
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
I do too, except for Mickey and Pikachu.

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Nightwatcher: 2
Mickey Mouse: 12
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 16
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Pikachu's a Pikachu. Not a rat.

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Nightwatcher: 2
Mickey Mouse: 10
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 16
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Pikachu is technically based off a pika, which is a rodent similar to squirels.

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Nightwatcher: 2
Mickey Mouse: 8
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 16
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
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