Hurt and Heal: Runner-Up Edition (vol. 1)

Kill Nightwatcher

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Mickey Mouse: 8
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 16
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Wow, thanks Javelin. Never knew that. (am I going to be stuck calling you that? Sorry, force of habit.)

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Mickey Mouse: 6
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 16
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
You're supposed to call him by his actual username anyway :P

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Mickey Mouse: 6
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 14
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Mickey Mouse: 4
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 14
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
I love Mickey, but:

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 18
Toadsworth: 20
Mickey Mouse: 2
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 14
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Most people call me doctor or Javelin, I'm fine with both.

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 16
Toadsworth: 20
Mickey Mouse: 2
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 14
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Of Mice and Ko'es

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 16
Toadsworth: 20
Mickey Mouse: 0
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 14
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 16
Toadsworth: 18
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 14
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 14
Toadsworth: 18
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 14
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Rex and Toadsworth must go.

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 14
Toadsworth: 18
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 12
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
As much as I like Toads, I never really liked Toadsworth. He's a great pitcher in MSS, though.

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 14
Toadsworth: 16
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 12
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 14
Toadsworth: 14
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 12
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 12
Toadsworth: 14
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 12
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Can we get rid of Toadsworth and Rex first?

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 12
Toadsworth: 12
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 12
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
No. I strongly dislike (not hate) Dixie. The other two I only moderately dislike and/or are neutral on.

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 10
Toadsworth: 12
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 12
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
I like Dixie a lot, actually.

Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 11
Toadsworth: 11

Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 12
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 9
Toadsworth: 11
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 12
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 10
Toadsworth: 10

Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 12
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 9
Toadsworth: 9

Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 12
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 7
Toadsworth: 9
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 12
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 7
Toadsworth: 7
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 12
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 5
Toadsworth: 7
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 12
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 5
Toadsworth: 5
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 12
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 5
Toadsworth: 3
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 12
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
Koopa Troopa: 22
Lucario: 27
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi: 27
Toad: 27
Professor E. Gadd: 15
Dixie Kong: 5
Toadsworth: 1
Spongebob Squarepants: 22
The Angry Beavers: 27
Rex: 12
Crash Bandicoot: 15
Captain Falcon: 22
Hermione Granger: 27
Perry the Platypus: 27
Patrick Star: 23
Commander Data: 27
 
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