Mario Kart Wii discussion

Eh, I never had trouble with him. Chief Chilly was more difficult.
 
I had a funny moment on MKWii yesterday. On the Mario Curcuit Wario was just about to pass me but I crossed the finish line a second before he did and then he overtook me like right after I had crossed it. I was like that was lucky.
 
You know what happened in Mario Kart Double Dash? My sister and I (on the same kart), finished the EXACT time as the CPU (including the milliseconds). And we still ended up first.
 
I beat my friend on DK Snowboard Cross the other day and it was his favourite track. The best thing was he said he would eat his pants if he lost.
 
So did he eat his pants?