If you could kill one Mario character...

[ralphfan]

Nice pic.

Miis in the spinoffs because the stuff they say is retarded.

 

[Silverarms]

XD

 

[wsbm]

Bowser.

Stork: Did someone order a large ham?

 

[Weasel]

2 things:
1. Without the villain, there would be no conflict. Which, in turn, would make the franchise boring.
2. Ham is delicious.

 

[wsbm]

Without the villain, there would be no conflict. Which, in turn, would make the franchise boring.

Animal Crossing called, It says it feels "left out"

 

[Weasel]

Without the villain, there would be no conflict. Which, in turn, would make the franchise boring.

Animal Crossing called, It says it feels "left out"

All spin-offs aside, If there wasn't a princess to rescue, what would Mario do all day? Plumbing? Nobody wants that.

 

[Garlic Man]

He would:


Play Tennis
Play Soccer
Party
Golf
Kart Race
Olympic events
Paint
Type



Spinoffs aside, you say? He would probably go killing Goombas for their coins and then buy some shrooms with the money.

 

[ralphfan]

Maybe. Bowser's addicted to mushrooms?

 

[wsbm]

Maybe. I'm addicted to mushrooms?

Fix'd :P

 

[Lario]

Maybe. I'm addicted to mushrooms?

Fix'd :P

I'm tired of all this damn trolling of the fan of Ralph, even when he doesn't do anything bad.Eat some onions. They're good for you!



Anyway, I think I'd also kill...


A GOOMBA! Just for fun.

 

[ralphfan]

I wouldn't call that trolling because it was funny.

 

[wsbm]

What would Mario do all day? Plumbing? Nobody wants that.

Mario Bros. called, It says it feels "left out"

 

[ralphfan]

Maybe kill Baron Brr. Lame boss.

 

[Lemmy Koopa Fan]

I would kill Bowser Jr. I really hate him. I hope he died when the Boomsday Machine blew up. If I had to pick someone else it would be Yoshi (raises flame shield) He is an annoying idiot. I think he might just be subnormal. (Looks back to Super Mario World. Yoshi runs off the edge out of stupidity. Me: AAARRGH! Get back here you ************!!!!)

 

[ralphfan]

I don't find anything wrong with Yoshi, though his sound effects are kinda obnoxious.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

THE CHIMP!

 

[Spamton G. Spamton]

JUUUUNK CAN! I HATE HIM!!! Oh, and the MONTEY BROS TOO! If they weren't killed yet!

 

[Waffleraven497]

TOADSWORTH! "Would like some tea and crumpets ?" "nO toadsworth, so shut the hell p or i'll smash you with a !"

 

[wsbm]

He's just trying to be polite...

 

[MnSG]

I'd like to whack Peewee Piranha with a Golden Hammer. Dino Piranha pawns Peewee Piranha any day.

 

[ralphfan]

I'll comment on that once I play SMG2.

 

[Random Blue]

I would kill Luigi. I don't see any point in him except for being another playable character who, in most games, has the same or close to the same abilities as Mario.

(I'm only stating my opinion.)

 

[ralphfan]

I understand your reasoning, but expect to be assaulted by fanboys.

While I understand why you dislike him, I disagree.

He has more of a personality than Mario. He's often quiet and shy. He also had games like Luigi's Mansion. And Gamefreak, I thought you liked Waluigi. Though his abilities far more different, his personality is much closer go Wario's than Luigi's is to Mario.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Yes, Waluigi and Wario are the best Mario characters ever invented!

 

[ralphfan]

I think they're OK because they have personalities.