THIS THRED IS DEEEEEEEED also post chatroom moments

[Smiley The Hun]

Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

<Derpy_Hooves> it's smiley has beautiful arms
<@Smiley> no derpy
<@Smasher> misread as beautiful anus
<@Smiley> lol
<@Crash> 'course you did.
<@Smasher> again
<@Smasher> smiley has beautiful anus
* @Smasher shot

 

[Pokemon DP]

Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

8:57 PM - Crocodile Dippy: what does marsellus wallace look like
8:59 PM - Stooben: what?
8:59 PM - Crocodile Dippy: What country you from?
8:59 PM - Stooben: ...what?
8:59 PM - Crocodile Dippy: 'what' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
9:00 PM - Stooben: ...wh-what?
9:00 PM - Crocodile Dippy: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! Do. You. Speak. It.
9:00 PM - Stooben: yes!
9:00 PM - Crocodile Dippy: then you know what I'm saying?
9:00 PM - Stooben: Yes! Yes!
9:01 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Then you can answer my question. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
9:02 PM - Stooben: What?
9:03 PM - Crocodile Dippy: SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! Say 'what' again! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamned time!
9:06 PM - Stooben: ...He-he's black!
9:06 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Go on!
9:07 PM - Stooben: He's bald!
9:07 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Does he look like a bitch?
9:07 PM - Stooben: ...What?
9:07 PM - Crocodile Dippy: *shoots*
9:07 PM - Crocodile Dippy: DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE A BITCH?!
9:09 PM - Stooben: NOOooo !
9:09 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
9:11 PM - Stooben: I didn't!
9:13 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Yes you did. Yes. You. Did, Brett. You tried to fuck him, and Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace. You read the Bible, Brett?
9:15 PM - Stooben: Yes!
9:17 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Well there's this passage that I got memorized, sort of fits the occasion. Ezekial 25:17? The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee!
9:18 PM - Crocodile Dippy: *shoots*
9:19 PM - Stooben: Eeyaaahh!!!*dead*

oh god, we are so bored

 

[Contra(dictory)]

Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

8:57 PM - Crocodile Dippy: what does marsellus wallace look like
8:59 PM - Stooben: what?
8:59 PM - Crocodile Dippy: What country you from?
8:59 PM - Stooben: ...what?
8:59 PM - Crocodile Dippy: 'what' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
9:00 PM - Stooben: ...wh-what?
9:00 PM - Crocodile Dippy: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! Do. You. Speak. It.
9:00 PM - Stooben: yes!
9:00 PM - Crocodile Dippy: then you know what I'm saying?
9:00 PM - Stooben: Yes! Yes!
9:01 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Then you can answer my question. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
9:02 PM - Stooben: What?
9:03 PM - Crocodile Dippy: SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! Say 'what' again! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamned time!
9:06 PM - Stooben: ...He-he's black!
9:06 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Go on!
9:07 PM - Stooben: He's bald!
9:07 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Does he look like a bitch?
9:07 PM - Stooben: ...What?
9:07 PM - Crocodile Dippy: *shoots*
9:07 PM - Crocodile Dippy: DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE A BITCH?!
9:09 PM - Stooben: NOOooo !
9:09 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
9:11 PM - Stooben: I didn't!
9:13 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Yes you did. Yes. You. Did, Brett. You tried to fuck him, and Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace. You read the Bible, Brett?
9:15 PM - Stooben: Yes!
9:17 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Well there's this passage that I got memorized, sort of fits the occasion. Ezekial 25:17? The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee!
9:18 PM - Crocodile Dippy: *shoots*
9:19 PM - Stooben: Eeyaaahh!!!*dead*

oh god, we are so bored

I imagined your voices saying this.

so much awesome

 

[Spamton G. Spamton]

Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

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[19:17] Charmander fishes dont have bones?
[19:17] Raikou ...wait, am i petting a person or a toad?
[19:17] Bulbasaur some fish dont
[19:17] Charmander but then who makes them laugh, makes them cry, and provides their general entertainment?
[19:17] Bulbasaur some do
[19:17] Bulbasaur wait
[19:17] Bulbasaur what
[19:17] Raikou stares at anton
[19:17] Charmander bones!
[19:17] Raikou he means bonsey
[19:18] Charmander mitosis, now!
[19:18] Raikou it's bonesy-mock
[19:18] Bulbasaur oh
[19:18] Charmander we need a sea version of you
[19:18] Charmander wait a minute
[19:18] Charmander bulbasaur
[19:18] Bulbasaur i dont think mitosis is what you want
[19:18] Charmander OBJECTION!
[19:18] Bulbasaur probably meiosis instead
[19:19] Charmander You claim that fish have no bones
[19:19] Raikou i dropped biology
[19:19] Charmander is that correct?
[19:19] Raikou what's meiosis again
[19:19] Bulbasaur ...some fish
[19:19] Charmander then explain to me
[19:19] Charmander how bones' zodiac can be pisces!
[19:19] Bulbasaur meiosis is the variant form of mitosis that produces gametes
[19:20] Raikou ah
[19:20] Charmander dont change the subject you criminal element
[19:20] Bulbasaur and edo thats silly
[19:20] Raikou OBJECTION!
[19:20] Charmander OBJECTION!
[19:20] Bulbasaur my zodiac is capricorn and goats dont have counting
[19:20] Charmander YOu have no proof that it is silly
[19:20] Bulbasaur so there
[19:20] Raikou OBJECTION!
[19:21] Raikou you have pisces
[19:21] Charmander OBJECTION!
[19:21] Raikou but are you of bones?
[19:21] Charmander That has no bearing on this case
[19:21] Bulbasaur (who are you talking to)
[19:21] Charmander The case is about determining whethere there is a relation between bones and fish
[19:22] Charmander also
[19:22] Charmander afaik
[19:22] Raikou then surely the relation should apply to you as well
[19:22] Bulbasaur i dont think i ever claimed there was no relationship between bones and fish
[19:22] Charmander meiosis is the type of cell division that halves the number of chromosomes in a cell
[19:22] Bulbasaur yes
[19:22] Charmander it is only for reproduction afaik
[19:22] Bulbasaur no
[19:22] Charmander however
[19:22] Bulbasaur well
[19:22] Bulbasaur sort of
[19:22] Charmander we need two complete boneses
[19:22] Charmander not two halves
[19:23] Charmander therefore
[19:23] Charmander mitosis
[19:23] Bulbasaur mitosis cant really be used for reproduction in multicellular organisms
[19:23] Charmander details details
[19:23] Charmander nobody cares about those
[19:24] Bulbasaur im a biologist
[19:24] Charmander no, you arent
[19:24] Bulbasaur yes i am
[19:24] Charmander biology means "teachings of life"
[19:24] Charmander you are dead
[19:24] Bulbasaur no it means study of life
[19:24] Charmander therefore you cannot be a biologist
[19:24] Charmander more insignificant details
[19:24] Bulbasaur i can study living things and be dead
[19:25] Bulbasaur anton studies dead things and is alive
[19:25] Charmander OBJECTION!
[19:25] Charmander Where is your proof that anton is not dead
[19:25] Bulbasaur well, if you touch him you can feel his pulse
[19:26] Charmander OBJECTION!
[19:26] Charmander That doenst mean anything
[19:26] Bulbasaur it means his heart is beating
[19:26] Charmander I have proof that it is possible for anton to study the dead
[19:27] Raikou where is proof that anton studies dead things?
[19:27] Bulbasaur other than the fact that he does it, you mean?
[19:27] Charmander Antons own testimony is proof enough
[19:27] Charmander anyway
[19:27] Charmander I can prove it
[19:27] Charmander the reason why Anton can study the dead
[19:27] Charmander you see
[19:27] Raikou IS HE'S A NECROMANCER
[19:28] Charmander Anton has skin
[19:28] Charmander the outer layer of our skin is composed of dead skin cells
[19:28] Charmander that means anton is partially dead
[19:28] Raikou .....well, I thought it would make sense....
[19:28] Charmander and that means he can study dead things
[19:28] Charmander you however
[19:28] Charmander are 100% dead
[19:29] Charmander and therefore, you cannot study the living
[19:29] Charmander case closed
[19:29] Bulbasaur if i were 100% dead i would stay in a coffin in the ground all the time
[19:29] Charmander trivial nonsense
[19:29] Charmander you are moving because of magic
[19:29] Charmander and magic is of no interest to this court
[19:29] Raikou maybe you broke out of the coffin and dug to freedom just like uma thurman's character in kill bill vol. 2!!
[19:30] Bulbasaur no, they never put me in a coffin...
[19:30] Charmander OBJECTION!
[19:30] Charmander This has no bearing on anything
[19:30] Raikou oh -_-'
[19:30] Charmander stop changing the subject, or i will have you in contempt of court
[19:31] Bulbasaur i was clarifying something for raikou who was confused
[19:31] Charmander My objection was pertaining to his initial outburst
[19:32] Charmander where is the judge? I need him to declare that I have won this case
[19:32] Bulbasaur ok
[19:32] Bulbasaur im the judge
[19:32] Charmander no
[19:32] Bulbasaur yes
[19:32] Charmander you are the defendant
[19:32] Bulbasaur i can be the judge too
[19:32] Charmander and apparently, ruai is your lawyer or something
[19:32] Charmander no you cant
[19:32] Bulbasaur what are you even accusing me of
[19:33] Charmander slandering bones
[19:33] Bulbasaur by saying that fish dont have them?
[19:33] Charmander and committing perjury
[19:33] Charmander yes
[19:33] Bulbasaur ok but see the thing is
[19:33] Raikou i was just about to ask who is who
[19:33] Bulbasaur i didnt say that
[19:34] Charmander You said fish cant have bones
[19:34] Charmander which is not an appropriate thing to say
[19:34] Raikou OBJECTION!
[19:34] Charmander on what grounds do you object
[19:34] Bulbasaur i didnt say that either
[19:34] Raikou he never stated that he was referring to bonsula, who was away at the time
[19:35] Bulbasaur i didnt say fish cant have bones
[19:35] Charmander OBJECTION!
[19:35] Charmander can you prove that?
[19:35] Bulbasaur prove what
[19:35] Charmander that you didnt say that
[19:36] Raikou (gah...there has to be something I overlooked which will prove useful)
[19:36] Bulbasaur isnt the impetus to prove that im guilty on the accuser?
[19:36] Charmander no
[19:36] Charmander the general rule in this court is
[19:36] Charmander guilty until proven innocent
[19:37] Bulbasaur what kind of court is that
[19:37] Raikou chondrichYES
[19:37] Charmander blame the makers of ace attorney
[19:37] Bulbasaur what
[19:37] Raikou *chondricthYES
[19:38] Raikou he was talking about fish with anton{hypnotoad}
[19:38] Charmander I am still waiting for the proof that shows your innocence
[19:38] Raikou and as such, he would not use that to slander his kismesis
[19:38] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious okay I got to sleep for a while and this happens
[19:39] Bulbasaur [13:13'40] either way, they're not like most fish
[19:39] Bulbasaur for some reason
[19:39] Bulbasaur [13:14'22] Bulbasaur because they dont have bones
[19:39] Bulbasaur this is what the conversation was
[19:39] Charmander he uses every opportunity to slander his kismesis at all times
[19:39] Charmander so
[19:39] Bulbasaur no i dont
[19:39] Bulbasaur i dont talk about his mother
[19:39] Raikou such snide comments are something that is below my client!
[19:39] Charmander you said that some fish can have bones then?
[19:39] Bulbasaur yes
[19:39] Charmander it isnt a snide comment
[19:39] Charmander its a fact
[19:39] Charmander he does
[19:40] Bulbasaur no, i dont
[19:40] Charmander he makes jabs at bones all the time
[19:40] Bulbasaur because i dont talk about his mother
[19:40] Raikou if anything or anyone got slandered, it was the fish!
[19:40] Charmander I can call bones himself as a witness to testify about it
[19:40] Bulbasaur or anyone else in his family
[19:40] Bulbasaur calling someone who hates me to the stand is ridiculous
[19:40] Charmander not in this court it isnt!
[19:40] Bulbasaur yes it is
[19:40] Charmander no
[19:40] Bulbasaur yes
[19:41] Charmander no
[19:41] Bulbasaur yes
[19:41] Charmander prove that it is
[19:41] Raikou that would just provide a biased testimony against the defendant!
[19:41] Charmander then prove that his testimony is biased
[19:41] Bulbasaur prove that you have a license to practice law
[19:41] Charmander presents the Prosecutor's Badge
[19:42] Bulbasaur prove it isnt forged
[19:42] Charmander ha ha ha
[19:42] Charmander you prove that it /is/ forged
[19:42] Bulbasaur its drawn in crayons on a sheet of cardboard
[19:42] Raikou presents the 亀♠龜 from the noticeboard
[19:42] Charmander ha!
[19:43] Raikou ...
[19:43] Charmander this could just as easily verify MY side of the argument
[19:43] Raikou (I walked right into that one!)
[19:43] Charmander it proves that 2257 hates bones
[19:43] Charmander and therefore
[19:43] Charmander WOULD NOT BE ABOVE SLANDERING HIM TO GET OFF ON IT
[19:43] Raikou it also works on my side of the argument
[19:44] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious so uh
[19:44] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious Edo
[19:44] Charmander but your side of the argument serves to invaluate bones testimony
[19:44] Raikou BONSEY WOULD PROVIDE A BIASED SET OF TESTIMONIES OUT OF HATRED AND SPITE FOR HIS PARTNER
[19:44] Charmander whereas mine serves to destroy your case
[19:44] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious okay sure i'll testify!
[19:44] Charmander so if you win, that doesnt mean anything
[19:44] Raikou -_-'
[19:44] Charmander its not necessary, bones
[19:44] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious aww
[19:45] Bulbasaur yours doesnt 'destroy his case'
[19:45] Charmander the defense has just proven themselves that 2257 had a motive
[19:45] Charmander we dont need your testimony for that anymore
[19:45] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious very well
[19:45] Charmander 2257
[19:45] Bulbasaur having a motive doesnt mean im guilty of doing something if /that thing never happened in the first place/
[19:45] Charmander your motive has just been established
[19:45] Bulbasaur which it didnt
[19:46] Charmander if anything, its another nail for your figurative coffin
[19:46] Raikou (ack! there must be a way out of this mess I've gotten myself and the defendant in)
[19:47] Charmander There is no way out anymore, no matter how you look at it
[19:47] Charmander confess now
[19:48] Raikou (at least the judge is too pre-occupied to notice...but that's not very comforting, either)
[19:48] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious oh
[19:48] Charmander it will lessen the impact of your sentence
[19:48] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious there's a judge?
[19:48] Bulbasaur i confess that this court is full of idiots and that youll be stricken down by the wrath of god
[19:48] Bulbasaur or at least the poor aim of god
[19:48] Raikou judge brockitty
[19:49] Charmander slandering the court
[19:49] Charmander that proves you are capable and willing to commit slanderous actions
[19:49] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious you have a brock as a judge?
[19:49] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious Brocks can't even see
[19:49] Bulbasaur and i can shoot lightning
[19:49] Bulbasaur but i havent done that yet
[19:50] Charmander lightning is irrelevant inside this courtroom
[19:50] Raikou is struck down
[19:50] Charmander anyway, you have two options
[19:50] Charmander surrender, and admit your crimes
[19:50] Charmander or keep fighting, and make my case even stronger
[19:51] Bulbasaur hey
[19:51] Bulbasaur dont call my lawyer irrelevant
[19:51] Charmander even if you somehow weasel your way out of the slander charges
[19:51] Bulbasaur thats slander too, you know
[19:51] Charmander I still have your ass for committing perjury
[19:51] Charmander its over
[19:51] Bulbasaur what perjury
[19:52] Charmander pretending to be a biologist
[19:52] Charmander ive already proven that before
[19:52] Charmander look at the logs above
[19:52] Bulbasaur no im definitely a biologist and your logic makes no sense
[19:52] Bulbasaur i also study computers and im not one of those
[19:53] Charmander you have no prove that it makes no sense
[19:53] Charmander your accusations are baseless
[19:53] Bulbasaur yeah, i have proof
[19:53] Charmander ok, then show it
[19:53] Bulbasaur scroll up
[19:53] Charmander to where
[19:54] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious he's just stalling
[19:54] Charmander of course he is
[19:54] Bulbasaur no, im not
[19:54] Charmander someone wake the judge already
[19:54] Charmander im getting bored of winning this case
[19:54] Bulbasaur youre not 'winning'
[19:54] Bulbasaur youre the prosecutor
[19:54] Charmander baseless accusations again
[19:55] Charmander so
[19:55] Bulbasaur all that happens if you 'win' is that raikou has to start over
[19:55] Bulbasaur and do things differently
[19:55] Charmander ......:!!!!!!!!!!!!fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[19:55] Bulbasaur and he keeps doing that until you lose
[19:55] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious goddammit he's right
[19:55] Bulbasaur of course im right
[19:55] Charmander OBJECTION!
[19:55] Bulbasaur no, no objection
[19:55] Charmander Y-you have no proof that that will happen!!!
[19:55] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious R-right!
[19:55] Bulbasaur just fold and stop wasting everybody's time!!
[19:56] Charmander No!
[19:56] Charmander OBJECTION!
[19:56] Charmander I object
[19:56] Charmander that was
[19:56] Charmander objectionable
[19:56] Bulbasaur no proof except every game in the series where it works exactly like that
[19:56] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious NOT SO FAST
[19:56] Charmander ha!
[19:56] Charmander you slipped up
[19:56] Bulbasaur no, i really didnt
[19:57] Charmander tell him, bones
[19:57] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious you see
[19:57] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious not every game in the series works like that
[19:57] Bulbasaur rly
[19:57] Bulbasaur well thats fine because im still right
[19:57] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious there's actually one game where you can lose
[19:58] Bulbasaur ruai is clearly the protagonist
[19:58] Charmander no, he isnt
[19:58] Bulbasaur and also a perfectionist and wont lose
[19:58] Charmander you are a criminal
[19:58] Bulbasaur i am not a criminal, youre just insane
[19:58] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious and Edo is a prosecutor
[19:58] Charmander even if ruai is the protagonist
[19:59] Charmander if you are a criminal
[19:59] Bulbasaur boner, edos clearly just flirting with me because he wants me in every quadrant
[19:59] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious IN THE INVESTIGATIONS SERIES IT IS Edgy'S JOB TO CATCH CRIMINALS
[19:59] Charmander that means he will find out
[19:59] Charmander and you will go to jail
[19:59] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious yes, that happened in one game too
[19:59] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious therefore, your argument is invalid
[19:59] Bulbasaur but im not a criminal, so that cant happen
[19:59] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious oh yes you are
[19:59] Charmander ive already proven youre guilty of perjury
[19:59] Bulbasaur no
[19:59] Bulbasaur no
[19:59] Charmander you are stalling
[20:00] Charmander JUDGE!
[20:00] Bulbasaur no
[20:00] Bulbasaur no
[20:00] Charmander JUDGE!!!
[20:00] Bulbasaur be quiet
[20:00] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious brock is the judge right?
[20:00] Charmander idk
[20:00] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious uhh
[20:00] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious let's pick another one shall we
[20:00] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious DAVE
[20:00] Pi|Away ?
[20:00] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious nah he's away
[20:00] =-= Pi|Away is now known as Pi
[20:00] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious okay
[20:00] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious you're the judge
[20:00] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious close this case
[20:00] Pi WHERE IS THE INFORMATION
[20:00] Charmander 2257 is guilty
[20:01] Charmander of perjury
[20:01] Pi Oh
[20:01] Charmander and slander
[20:01] Bulbasaur no im not
[20:01] Charmander declare him so
[20:01] Charmander immediately
[20:01] Smasher huh
[20:01] Bulbasaur i didnt do either of those things
[20:01] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious do it dave
[20:01] Bulbasaur stop pressuring the judge
[20:01] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious make it happen
[20:01] Bulbasaur stop pressuring the judge
[20:01] Pi I declare this case closed.
[20:01] Charmander if he wants the information, its all over the channel
[20:01] Charmander wat
[20:01] Charmander so like
[20:01] Bulbasaur he cant just decide without reading it
[20:01] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious no you declare 2257 guilty
[20:01] Charmander without a verdict?
[20:02] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious you have no proof that he didn't read it
[20:02] Bulbasaur i am a biologist and i didnt say fish dont have bones
[20:02] Pi 2257 is hereby declared to be guilty of perjury and slander.
[20:02] Bulbasaur oh my god i am going to murder you
[20:02] Charmander bows
[20:02] Bulbasaur add that to the charges
[20:02] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious take him away guys
[20:02] Pi No, then you are guilty of murder.
[20:02] Bulbasaur because its about to happen

 

[Rise Up Above It]

Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

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Bulbasaur shoots lightning
Pi avoids.
Bulbasaur you cant avoid lightning
Pi Yes I can.
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious this is so going in chatroom moments
Bulbasaur no you cant, its poochy lightning
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious unless there are any objections
Bulbasaur yes, i object to your face
Pi But haven't I mentioned that I do not follow Poochyanity?
Bulbasaur its ugly
Charmander is not harmed, because in a bullshit twist it turns out that his prosecutors badge is also a franklin badge
Bulbasaur really!
Charmander yes!
Pi So I automatically avoid your Poochy lightning.
Bulbasaur i didnt know they made badges like that!
Bulbasaur maybe its a forgery, just like i pointed out earlier
Pi No.
Bulbasaur also you cant avoid poochy lightning, hes too cute
Pi 2257, you keep straying from the facts here.
Bulbasaur which facts
Pi And you keep adding false information.
Bulbasaur what false information?
Charmander ok bones, lets hit a burger joint and spend all the money we got from winning this case so hard
Pi That the Franklin Badge is a forgery, of course.
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious hooray!
Bulbasaur the franklin badge ISNT a forgery
Bulbasaur the PROSECUTORS badge is
Pi No, it is not.
Pi I checked it before the case began.
Pi It was 100% real.
Bulbasaur you werent even a judge back then
Bulbasaur you had no authority to do that
Charmander http://aceattorney.neoseeker.com/w/i/aceattorney/d/db/Edgeybadge.png how could something this classy be a forgery
Pi 2257, stop distrusting the judge immediately.
Bulbasaur im not
Bulbasaur you werent the judge
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious go back to being in jail
Bulbasaur it was brock
Pi I was the judge all time, 2257.
Bulbasaur no you werent
Bulbasaur brock was
Pi Yes I was.
Bulbasaur brock was
Pi No, brock wasn't the judge.
Pi I was always the judge.
Bulbasaur yes he was
Bulbasaur no
Pi Stop trying to make yourself look better and go back to jail already, 2257.
Bulbasaur where did my lawyer go
Charmander bathroom
Bulbasaur what did you do
Bulbasaur did you put diuretics in his food
Pi You need to understand that lawyers also need to go to the bathroom, 2257.
Charmander i dont even know what that is
Bulbasaur hes been gone for like 20 minutes
Bulbasaur and its drugs that make you piss a lot, obviously
Bulbasaur which i know
Pi And for this you are declared guilty of extreme racism against lawyers and then immediately sent to jail for the rest of your life.
Bulbasaur because im a biologist
Bulbasaur so i know about biochemistry
MrConcreteDonkey don't worry 22 i'll be your lawyer
MrConcreteDonkey 22 did it
Charmander we know
Bulbasaur youre a terrible lawyer
Pi There, what a good lawyer. He speaks the truth!
Bulbasaur i am going to sue you
Pi No, for you are in jail.
MrConcreteDonkey i'll defend myself
Charmander its ok, 2257
Charmander its all going according to my plan
Bulbasaur and will you do that by telling them you did it?
MrConcreteDonkey ...
MrConcreteDonkey *flees*
Pi Now, 2257, go back to jail.
Bulbasaur no
Pi Yes.
Charmander yes
Bulbasaur what plan
Pi And do not question the judge.
MrConcreteDonkey shoots 2257
Charmander ill bake you a cake with a file in it
MrConcreteDonkey you've told everyone my tactics
Bulbasaur is immune to bullets
MrConcreteDonkey now everyone's going to use my tactics because you've revealed them
Charmander that way I will have an excuse to bake ice cream cake
Bulbasaur why ?
Bulbasaur why cant you just bake a cake???
Charmander which was my intention this whole time
Charmander because you cant just bake a cake without a reason duh
Charmander it must be for something
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious ...
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious .
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious ..
MrConcreteDonkey ah, bones
Bulbasaur its smashers birthday in like a week
Pi Charmander, you are incorrect here.
Bulbasaur bake him a birthday cake
Charmander that takes too long
Pi You can bake a cake at any time.
Charmander lies
MrConcreteDonkey smasher's birthday is in, like, three weeks X_X
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious lies
Pi You do not need to have a reason behind it.
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious the cakes are a lie
Bulbasaur whatever!
Bulbasaur smasher is the dude of time
Bulbasaur he can have a birthday whenever he wants to
Charmander do you know what happens when you bake a cake without reason?
Charmander youll get sued
Pi No!
MrConcreteDonkey well it's my birthday in two days
MrConcreteDonkey you can bake me a cake
Charmander and an annoying prosecutor will make a weird case about you
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious Payne?
Charmander and you will be convicted
Pi But guess what?
Bulbasaur whatever mcd
Bulbasaur itd be better to bake you a
Bulbasaur worst lawyer ever cake
MrConcreteDonkey
Pi Me making the cake made a reason appear as to why a cake should be baked in the first place, for then everybody will want to come over to me and have a party!
Raikou is revived
Charmander that sounds like a very flimsy testimony
Pi But it works, doesn't it, Charmander?
Charmander idk
Pi You know it does.
Charmander but anyway
Charmander 2257 is already in jail
Pi AND
Charmander so i might as well stick to this plan
Pi I can always have the whole cake for myself.
Bulbasaur no, i escaped
Pi 2257
Pi no
Bulbasaur yes
Charmander fffuuuuuu 2257
Pi you are not escaping
Pi this time
Smasher today is my birthday
Smasher so is tomorrow
Smasher and the next day
Smasher and the next day
Smasher and the next day
Bulbasaur i dismantled myself and pushed myself through the bars
Smasher and the next day
Pi I will put you in my Poochy-safe jail.
Charmander smasher
Smasher shot
Bulbasaur it was really easy
Pi HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMASHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charmander stop time travelling to change your birthday
Smasher no
Charmander yes
Smasher no
Charmander ok!
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious holy shit
Pi And 22, no.
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious I just got an awesome idea
Bulbasaur how about you sue him nowww
Bulbasaur yes pi
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious ((barfydan))
Pi You cannot escape from this jail.
Bulbasaur i already did
Bulbasaur and i released everyone
Charmander why are you always so complicated 2257
Pi I WILL CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL JAIL
Pi ALWAYS
Charmander just let me give you a damn cake already
Bulbasaur complicated??
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious i'm a motherfucking genius
Pi THEN I WILL PUT YOU IN EVERY JAIL
Bulbasaur you could have just baked me a cake!
Charmander no!
Charmander I would have gotten sued
Bulbasaur why!
Charmander you know how those prosecutors are
Bulbasaur isnt it a good enough reason that you just wanted cake??
Pi Oh, you want cake, Edo?
Pi Oh wait, you both want it.
Pi Well, I just baked one.
Charmander for what reason
Pi But too bad, 22 isn't getting any.
Pi Becuase I wanted to give you cake, silly.
Bulbasaur i dont want a judicial incompetence flavour cake
Raikou HOLD IT!
Charmander but thats my specialty
Bulbasaur i thought it was ice cream!
Pi And yes, RUAI?
Charmander i thought you just came from the bathroom
Raikou what has happened to this case while I was indisposed?
Pi 22 was declared guilty
Charmander the accused was convicted
Raikou 0_0
Charmander but he escaped from jail
Charmander and is now on the run
Pi for perjury and slander
Raikou drops to his knees
Bulbasaur and attempted murder
Pi we are all trying our very best to find him
Pi And putting him back in jail where he belongs.
Raikou I-I-I-I...failed
Charmander no
Bulbasaur look guys
Charmander he was guilty
Charmander you succeded
Bulbasaur you made raikou cry
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious you see ruai
Bulbasaur i wasnt guilty
Raikou his case is unwinnable now
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious being a lawyer is all about blah blah blah fucking blah blah
Pi Yes you were, 22.
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious you will hear that speech someday
Bulbasaur no i wasnt
Pi Yes you were.
MrConcreteDonkey i know lot about being laywer!
Pi And you know it.
Bulbasaur no i wasnt
Pi So just admit it.
MrConcreteDonkey 22 did it
Bulbasaur i admit that im going to cut you in your sleep
Raikou mc: professional laywer
Pi See, MrConcreteDonkey agrees!
Raikou *MCD
Bulbasaur mcd is the worst lawyer in the world
Bulbasaur i dont understand why he hasnt been disbarred
MrConcreteDonkey opens his eyes
Raikou no, he the best ever LAYWER
Raikou LAYWER
Raikou LAYWER
MrConcreteDonkey YOU ARE THE WORST LAWYER IN THE WORLD
Pi No, he has actually won a prise for 'Best Laywer 2011'.
Charmander so handsome
MrConcreteDonkey closes his eyes
Bulbasaur puts his hands over mcds eyes
Raikou prise
Raikou we're so good with pelling
MrConcreteDonkey i know more about being a lawyer
MrConcreteDonkey than just that
Pi Indeed he does.
Pi I've seen him in court several times.
Bulbasaur pulls mcd's right eye out of its socket
Raikou (Can't a foolishly foolish fool get any love?!) -_-'
Pi He has never feared the truth.
MrConcreteDonkey grows another eye
Bulbasaur 0_0
Pi Which is what you're currently doing, 22.
Bulbasaur pulls mcd's left eye out of its socket
Pi You're fearing the truth.
Bulbasaur no, what im currently doing is collecting demon eyes
MrConcreteDonkey grows another eye
Bulbasaur flees
Raikou at least he has a hobby
MrConcreteDonkey anyway, i'd like to present evidence against 2257
MrConcreteDonkey take that! http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/650/didid.png
Pi The truth being that you were guilty of perjury and slander and should be put in jail for it and that escaping from jail is a bad thing and you shouldn't do it.
Bulbasaur the truth is
MrConcreteDonkey this image clearly explains 22 did it
Bulbasaur i shouldnt be put in jail for anything
Raikou 2257 IS CORRECT
Bulbasaur because i havent broken any laws
MrConcreteDonkey exactly
MrConcreteDonkey we're not putting you in jail for anything
MrConcreteDonkey we're putting you in jail for nothing
Bulbasaur i noticed
Bulbasaur but thats illegal
Pi MCD's evidence is legitamate evidence.
MrConcreteDonkey smasher's illegal but he's still here
Raikou examines the picture
Pi So just go to jail already.
Bulbasaur smasher is a time travelling god
Smasher no i'm not
Bulbasaur of course hes still here
Bulbasaur yes you are
Pi Yes you are, Smasher.
MrConcreteDonkey he's a dog gnillevart emit
Smasher you're ugly
Pi Do not try to say anything else, Smasher.
Pi Actually
Smasher says something else
Pi You're ungrateful
MrConcreteDonkey the emission of a dog gnillevart
Smasher suddenly reveals that he bought the chatroom
MrConcreteDonkey which i imagine isn't great
Pi We say that you can manipulate time, and then you complain!!!
Pi What the fuck?
Smasher MrConcreteDonkey smasher's illegal but he's still here
Smasher Smasher no i'm not
Smasher
Bulbasaur see
Bulbasaur time travelling
MrConcreteDonkey remember
Raikou (huh...looks like some five-year-old drew this. Badly. It appears t o show my.......former client 'did it'
Smasher i can time travel
Raikou (I don't even remember what 'it' is now supposed to be. this is the worst case i've had)
Bulbasaur wears mcds eyes
MrConcreteDonkey uses his eyes to strangle bulbasaur
Bulbasaur i have no neck
MrConcreteDonkey ...
Bulbasaur you cant strangle me
MrConcreteDonkey steals 22's head and takes it through his eye socket
Bulbasaur i cant see shit like this though
MrConcreteDonkey i have your head
MrConcreteDonkey what now
Bulbasaur it hasnt actually moved
Bulbasaur your eye isnt that strong
MrConcreteDonkey
Bulbasaur i cant see with your eyes though
Raikou (edo, if you do drawing-ify this case, please make sure i'm actually in it, since i was at least defense attorney for most of the trial)
MrConcreteDonkey just retracts his eyes and walks away sadly
Bulbasaur i probably should have found a shitty monocle first, huh
Bulbasaur oh,
MrConcreteDonkey hey guys
MrConcreteDonkey i dont
MrConcreteDonkey think raikou is a real laywer at all!
Raikou shows his attorney's badge
MrConcreteDonkey yeah
Bulbasaur why is he not a real lawyer
Raikou ...oh
MrConcreteDonkey you're a lawyer
Raikou laywer
MrConcreteDonkey not a laywer
Raikou -_-'
Bulbasaur who wants to be a laywer
MrConcreteDonkey me!
MrConcreteDonkey can i be a laywer?
Bulbasaur ok
Raikou you're the only laywer
Bulbasaur that makes you the worst laywer in the world
Raikou that's how you one that award right
MrConcreteDonkey and the best!
MrConcreteDonkey oh well, this job is too hard, i quit
MrConcreteDonkey you're on your own, pie

Continued, and concluded.

 

[Rise Up Above It]

Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

Hopefully this won't count as a double-post or something:

Spoiler: Don't read if you don't like furriness. I don't want hate.

Raikou and ohey tuckaluckoyo
Raikou didn't see you there
Anton{Hypnotoad} suddenly pummels Raikou
Raikou !
Raikou uses Charge Beam on Anton!
Anton{Hypnotoad} is fried and melts onto Raikou
Raikou .....ewww
Raikou and sticky in my fur
Raikou *all
Anton{Hypnotoad} your fault!
Raikou no its not
Anton{Hypnotoad} you used the charge beam, not me
Anton{Hypnotoad} melts even more
Raikou i'm not even into that sort of stuff in the fandom > : [ (->sticky fur)
Anton{Hypnotoad} too bad!!
Raikou i wasn't expecting you to melt and do this
Anton{Hypnotoad} I'm very liquidy, you should've known!!
...................................
Raikou also someone help me
Kazooie ?
Raikou there's melted fried anton ALL OVER my fur
Smasher ew
Kazooie I think you look nice in it~
Anton{Hypnotoad} gurgles
Raikou dammit this would probably work out better if i was genderswapped right
Anton{Hypnotoad} how so? o:
Raikou it's ALWAYS a female anthro in this sort of 'sticky' situation
Anton{Hypnotoad} doesn't have to be
Raikou but it's quite common, enough to count as a definite bad point of furriness
Anton{Hypnotoad} X2
=-= Tucayo is now known as Tucayo|SHROOM
Raikou (i think we scared tucky)
Raikou (poor guy)
Tucayo|SHROOM
Tucayo|SHROOM I'll never be the same person
CountBonsula gives Tucky a cake
Anton{Hypnotoad} :O
Tucayo|SHROOM nomnomnomnom
CountBonsula here have some juice
Tucayo|SHROOM and now I'm happy :3
Tucayo|SHROOM omp juice
Anton{Hypnotoad} :3
Raikou but someone please lick this anton off of me or something
Raikou if it soaks in, i'll never get it out of my fur
Raikou
CountBonsula oh sorry did i say juice i meant tasty tonic BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Contra(dictory)]

Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

6:23 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: like
6:23 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: don't you ever wish you knew what was going to happen next?
6:27 AM - Stooben: Usually not, no. I guess it's because I'm so used to planning ahead, and when things don't work out like I expect, rolling with the punches.
6:27 AM - Stooben: But when it comes to something like love, I'd always want to be surprised.
6:27 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: I don't really plan things and I'm good at rolling with it, but
6:27 AM - Stooben: Especially because it would mean I would work my hardest to be the best
6:27 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: sometimes I wish it was more like a movie or a book and I could look at spoilers on the Internet
6:27 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: because fuck I wanna know what happens next
6:28 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: but in that regard, it's also kind of better this way
Stooben is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
6:28 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: because I have actual control over what the future holds, you know?
6:29 AM - Stooben: Exactly.
6:30 AM - Stooben: Knowing what's going to happen only means you can't change it, imo. Because, well, it's /going/ to happen.
6:30 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Exactly.
6:30 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: If I knew something bad was going to happen
6:30 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: I'd just get all sulky and not try to make the best of it
6:30 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: If I knew something good was going to happen, I would take it granted and not work for it
6:31 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: and while, yes, it would happen
6:31 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: it'd have negative results in the long-term way of things, you know?
6:31 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: And let's say I did it the right way- did everything I would've done if I hadn't known it, to a good result-
6:31 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: It'd just be...boring.
6:31 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Because predestiny and shit. I'd /have/ to do it.
6:31 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: So much for free will, right?
6:33 AM - Stooben: yes, exactly. I know what you mean
6:33 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: In that sense, I like it this way.
6:33 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: It's exciting.
6:34 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: I know I'm going to look back at some things I do and say "that was stupid"
6:34 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: but I'm not going to know it was stupid until I've grown enough to see how stupid it was, or until I've experienced the consequences and learn first hand how stupid it was
6:35 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: It's all part of becoming smarter and making better decision in the future and one day, hopefully, being a wise-ass old man in a pimping flying wheelchair listening to old-school tunes like Franz Ferdinand and getting high off of baking soda, a rare substance that hasn't been made for years.
6:35 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: *better decisions
6:37 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: okay so I imagine baking soda becoming a rare commodity in the future years
6:37 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: sue me
6:40 AM - Stooben: Ha, well, of course we'll always end up doing stupid things. But as long as we learn from them, it's worth it.
6:41 AM - Stooben: that's my philosophy at least
6:41 AM - Stooben: Repeating mistakes is bad, but when you take advantage of them to improve yourself and maybe fix errors you've made, it all becomes worthwhile
6:45 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Yeah.
6:45 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: In that sense, I say video games are a very good practice for real life.
6:45 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: I mean, obviously, I'm not going to feign my death and stab a large man in the back
6:46 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: But the trial-and-error process in gaming- one that we've known since we were kids- is what gets us along in life
6:46 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Living and learning from our mistakes and ultimately becoming better people- and players- because of them.
6:46 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Right?
6:48 AM - Stooben: Yes! That's a good way to look at it.
6:48 AM - Stooben: Most of the time you can't get things right the first time around in a game
6:48 AM - Stooben: it takes practice. experience.
6:48 AM - Stooben: Once you find your way, it's all golden
6:52 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Now, if only real life was a smidgen as entertaining as our games
6:52 AM - {Travis Touchdown} angrily waves his fist at the gods.
6:53 AM - Stooben: Just throw piss at people. That's always entertaining.

Life lessons.

 

[Pokemon DP]

Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

5:02 PM - Stooben: I'll join you
5:02 PM - Stooben: I don't have anything else to do right now
5:02 PM - Crocodile Dippy: sure, just give me a minute
5:02 PM - Stooben: (play with meeee)
5:03 PM - Stooben: yay
5:03 PM - Stooben: I must sound like such a child
5:06 PM - Crocodile Dippy: you do
5:07 PM - Crocodile Dippy: but you're /our/ child... wait... wait, forget I said that
5:07 PM - Stooben: Groden: GO BACK TO BED
Stooben: you're not the boss of me, mister
Groden: i am your dad
5:07 PM - Stooben: what is going on here
5:08 PM - Stooben: ARE YOU HIDING SOMETHING FROM ME

shit, he's on to us

 

[Lily x]

Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

8:57 PM - Crocodile Dippy: what does marsellus wallace look like
8:59 PM - Stooben: what?
8:59 PM - Crocodile Dippy: What country you from?
8:59 PM - Stooben: ...what?
8:59 PM - Crocodile Dippy: 'what' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
9:00 PM - Stooben: ...wh-what?
9:00 PM - Crocodile Dippy: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! Do. You. Speak. It.
9:00 PM - Stooben: yes!
9:00 PM - Crocodile Dippy: then you know what I'm saying?
9:00 PM - Stooben: Yes! Yes!
9:01 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Then you can answer my question. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
9:02 PM - Stooben: What?
9:03 PM - Crocodile Dippy: SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! Say 'what' again! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamned time!
9:06 PM - Stooben: ...He-he's black!
9:06 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Go on!
9:07 PM - Stooben: He's bald!
9:07 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Does he look like a bitch?
9:07 PM - Stooben: ...What?
9:07 PM - Crocodile Dippy: *shoots*
9:07 PM - Crocodile Dippy: DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE A BITCH?!
9:09 PM - Stooben: NOOooo !
9:09 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
9:11 PM - Stooben: I didn't!
9:13 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Yes you did. Yes. You. Did, Brett. You tried to fuck him, and Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace. You read the Bible, Brett?
9:15 PM - Stooben: Yes!
9:17 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Well there's this passage that I got memorized, sort of fits the occasion. Ezekial 25:17? The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee!
9:18 PM - Crocodile Dippy: *shoots*
9:19 PM - Stooben: Eeyaaahh!!!*dead*

oh god, we are so bored

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!?!?!

 

[Rise Up Above It]

Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

Spoiler

Raikou thunderstorms are cool
Raikou time to resume fighting edo
CountBonsula they're scary
Raikou i mean A.A.
CountBonsula why would you fight edo
Charmander what
CountBonsula oh
Charmander stop bullying adrian andrews you meany
Raikou HER GLASSES BROKE
Raikou DO I WIN YET
Pi no
CountBonsula her glasses break a lot of times
Pi REPARO
Raikou damn
Raikou right, let's break some more glass[es]!
Charmander I believe I said earlier that magic is not allowed in here
Charmander Expelliarmus!
Pi Protego!
Charmander fffffffffffffffffffffff
Raikou MIMBLE-WIMBLE
Raikou (^best spell)
Anton{Hypnotoad} hi crash
Crash Is there any difference between the DS and iOS versions of PW?
Crash hey anton
Charmander Anotno!
Raikou nooooo
Charmander yesssssss
Raikou edo y u typo his name
Raikou it be my thing
Raikou ;_;
Charmander its
Charmander a spell
CountBonsula sue him
Charmander Anotno!
CountBonsula *Sue ya*
Raikou iseewutudidthere
Raikou ^_^
Raikou lalalala, breaking short lady's glasses, lalala
Charmander fuuuuuuu
Pi REPARO
Charmander Avada Kedavra!
Pi PROTEGO
Charmander *against ruai
CountBonsula Abra Cadavera
CountBonsula accidentally revives 2257
Raikou you cannot kill me
Raikou i have horcruxes!
Raikou :D
Charmander I eat horcruxes
Pi RUAI
Pi Edo
Charmander yours were tasty
Pi You disgust me.
Raikou i have at least 20
Raikou one of them being you
Charmander lies
Pi Did you know something about them? That J.k.Rowling's editor puked when he read how to make one?
Charmander really? why?
Raikou you have to rip your soul apart
Charmander i know
Pi Because of the /insane/ procedure, perhaps.
Charmander but
Pi We do not know how to make one.
Charmander why would anyone puke
Charmander oh
MrConcreteDonkey ohi crash
Pi Because there has never been anything revealed about it, yet.
Pi Because of
Charmander pixies
Raikou lephrecauns
Pi J.K.Rowling being all, 'Some things are better to not know.'
Crash hi mcd
Raikou btw edo, i will concede that aa has nice trousers
Charmander so you not only try to incriminate the poor woman, you look at her pants too???
Pi :3
Raikou :3
Pi don't be so slow
Raikou what, i was reading the game
Pi oh ok
Raikou "Ms. Adrian Andrews! I choose you!"
Raikou omp she is a pokemon
Raikou YES
Raikou YES
Pi omp
Raikou BROKE HER GLASSES AGAIN
Pi REPARO
Raikou AHAHA, THIRD PAIR GONE
Pi REPARO
Raikou poor lady, it doesn't quite seem far on her
Raikou but oh well!
Pi far on her?
Pi What are you even saying?
Raikou the show must gone, even if it has to step on people's toes (or glasses)
Raikou *fair
Raikou FOURTH PAIR
Charmander You fiend
Raikou this
Raikou is quite fun
Charmander the killing curse is too good for you
Charmander ill have to use a worse one
Charmander !
Pi hmm
Charmander Kamehameha!
Pi Try Crucio
Charmander no, the pain will only make him stronger
Raikou hehehe
Pi Imperio
Raikou pain, rage and depression power my sheer negativity
Charmander no, the domination will only make him... something else!
Pi Hmm
Pi Riddikulus!
Raikou like spice and heat power the whole of me
Pi Ooh, I see.
Pi Levicorpus!
Raikou PAIR NO. 5, GONE!
Raikou "Ms. Andrews, you're also kind of short in stature, are you not?"
Raikou oof, phoenix
Charmander Bengalium Ravioli!
Raikou just to help rub it in
Raikou you're right guys
Pi <Charmander> Bengalium Ravioli!
Pi Best spell
Raikou this IS the best case in the series!
Pi Now, what does it do?
Pi Oh
Charmander Its like the levitation spell, but it only works on dough based things
Pi :D
Pi BEST SPELL
Raikou i'm not doughy ;_;
Charmander it also converts you into pasta if you arent already

pairs six and seven unaccounted for. neither is her smile

 

[Nabber]

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[Pokemon DP]

Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

Spoiler

12:42 necromorph i don't think i have seen any dangerous bugs besides hornets and shit outside of a zoo
12:43 necromorph instead of things likely to kill you, you are likely to be shot if you go to a major city
12:43 Crocodile_Dippy 'murica
12:43 White_Mage The best thing about Ireland is that we have no dangerous animals
12:44 necromorph instead of dangerous animals, you are likely to die of no potatoes
12:44 White_Mage Silly groden
12:44 Crash my mom thinks it's funny to stick dead bugs in my face >:u
12:44 White_Mage We have giant hordes of potatos
12:44 necromorph your mom is sadistic
12:44 White_Mage And our potato mines run deep into the earth
12:44 Uniju you dont have to lie whitney
12:44 necromorph EXPLAIN WHY SO MANY DAMNED IRISH CAME TO OUR COUNTRY THEN
12:44 Uniju just come to america
12:44 Uniju you can have as many potatoes as you want
12:44 Uniju come to the land of potatoes
12:44 Uniju idaho
12:45 Crocodile_Dippy uhh
12:45 necromorph we also have terribly unhealthy and greasy chopped up ones at every street corner in the form of mcdonalds fries
12:45 Crocodile_Dippy in Ireland, you're more likely to get killed by raging religious extremists and political activists
12:45 necromorph shut up dippy
12:45 Uniju those arent related to potatoes
12:45 necromorph you are a raging religious extremist and political activist
12:45 Crocodile_Dippy shit they're on to me
12:46 Uniju i refuse to believe ireland has any problems other than lack of potatoes
12:46 Uniju and possibly the oppression of the queen
12:46 necromorph an accent everyone finds funny
12:46 Crocodile_Dippy also they're raging about the potato gods and government policy to decrease potato manufacturing
12:46 Uniju makes sense
12:46 Crocodile_Dippy not that white_mage is paying attention; she's prob'ly thinking about potatoes right now
12:47 White_Mage Shh...
12:47 necromorph ireland vs. australia
12:47 necromorph fight
12:48 White_Mage Australians have Kangaroo mounted infantry
12:48 White_Mage But we have potato mortars
12:48 Crocodile_Dippy we have saxton hale
12:48 Crocodile_Dippy victory
12:48 necromorph you have no potatoes
12:49 necromorph therefore you have no weapons
12:49 necromorph you will have to get drunk and challenge him to a dizzy fist fight
12:49 necromorph but he is australian so you will lose
12:49 White_Mage But what about our beer keg catapults
12:49 necromorph you drank all of it
12:50 White_Mage Darn
12:50 necromorph come to think of it
12:50 necromorph who can win a drinking contest
12:50 White_Mage How about our obnoxious cheese advertisements?
12:50 necromorph a lightweight irishman or an alcoholic australian
12:51 Crocodile_Dippy magey let's get drunk together and beat up everyone in this room
12:51 White_Mage I like your idea.
12:51 White_Mage But I'm scrawny.
12:51 Crocodile_Dippy use a gun
12:51 Uniju youll never find my house
12:51 necromorph use your irish born right of being a ginger to lose a fight
12:52 Crocodile_Dippy your house is the one shaped like a giant cup of tea, uniju
12:52 White_Mage I'm blonde.
12:52 necromorph no you aren't
12:52 necromorph you are irish and you are a ginger
12:52 Uniju no it isnt its shaped like a POT of tea
12:53 Crocodile_Dippy well now I feel foolish
12:53 necromorph uniju's marijuana farm
12:53 White_Mage Groden you are American therefore you are fat.
12:53 Crocodile_Dippy smoke weed erry day
12:53 Uniju no smoking
12:53 necromorph what makes you think that
12:53 Uniju only brewing in herbal cannabis tea
12:53 necromorph you and your crazy stereotypes

 

[Beanbean]

Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

Napbean: Kombanwa gosh
Uniju: weeabean
Napbean: Nope
Uniju: yope
Napbean: I'm not a weeb
Uniju: than don't say Kombanwa under any circumstances, unless you're in Japan
Crash: Kombanwa
Napbean: :0
Uniju: wow raisin I didnt know u knew Japanese
Uniju: what a sensitive and intellectual individual
Napbean: yep
Crash: gracias, uniju-chan

 

[-----]

Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

<Packy>: HI!!
<GutsehMan>: OH NO
<GutsehMan>: YOU
<Mariofan169>: hey
<Packy>: THAT'S RIGHT
<Packy>: IT'S ME!
<GutsehMan>: AAH OTHER PEOPLE
<Packy>: PACKY.
<GutsehMan>: SQUADALAH, I'M OFF!
GutsehMan has left the room
<Banjo>: packy
<Banjo>: gutseh
Packy has Packy'd the Packy
<Packy>: banjo
<GutsehMan>: creeper
<Banjo>: ew
<GutsehMan>: wait
AirMario exists
GutsehMan plays Banjo while Packying the Packy
GutsehMan reverses decision
Packy throws GutsehMan out a window
GutsehMan stays alive
GutsehMan throws Packy over the top rope
<MST3K>: oh shit royal rumble
Packy throws MST3K at Gutseh
GutsehMan dodges a tv show
<Packy>: oh shit brah
GutsehMan watches as MST3K bounces from rope to rope
Smasher throws a monkey at gutseh
GutsehMan dodges
<Packy>: smasher
GutsehMan watches as the monkey bounces into MST3K
<Packy>: why did you just throw yourself at gutseh?
<Packy>: you silly monkey
Smasher throws packy at gutseh
<GutsehMan>: BUT PACKY'S ELIMINATED
<Mariofan169>: XD
GutsehMan throws the monkey at smasher
Smasher throws xD at gutseh
MST3K chokeslams gutseh
GutsehMan dodges XD
<MST3K>: .:[
<Mariofan169>: ...
GutsehMan punches MST3K before damage is done
GutsehMan dances around a bit
<Mariofan169>: LOL
Smasher throws gutseh at gutseh
GutsehMan dodges himself
Banjo pours kerosene on gutseh
GutsehMan sets himself on fire
Smasher throws earth at gutseh
GutsehMan runs into smasher
GutsehMan dodges Earth by going to mars
<Mariofan169>: whats kerosene
Smasher is on fire
<GutsehMan>: ^
Smasher blows up mars
GutsehMan goes to venus
GutsehMan makes an alliance with smasher to throw Mariofan169 over the top rope
<AirMario>: kerosene is flamable gas
<Mariofan169>: HEY!
Smasher blows up venus
<Mariofan169>: oh
<Banjo>: Wait are you serious
<Banjo>: kerosene
<Banjo>: KEROSENE
<AirMario>: *lighid
<Smasher>: burnin' that gasoline
<Mariofan169>: BANJO!STOP THEM BEFORE THEY DESTROY THE SOLAR SYSTEM!
GutsehMan suddenly hears glass break
<Smasher>: i will now listen to one of my new cds
GutsehMan realizes he stepped on glass
<GutsehMan>: oh nvm i thought it was that one guy
AirMario is a people
GutsehMan was on pluto all along
Banjo yawns
<Banjo>: Nighty night
Packy packy's
GutsehMan throws Banjo over top rope
<Mariofan169>: g'night banjo
<Packy>: night Banjo!
GutsehMan makes a shelter, a wooden sword, and a bed and rests for the night
GutsehMan wakes up
<Mariofan169>: so...who won?
<GutsehMan>: well smasher airmario me and MST3K are still in this
GutsehMan throws them all over
<GutsehMan>: I WIN
<GutsehMan>: YES
<GutsehMan>: I'M GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA
AirMario is still alive
AirMario blows up gutseh like a bloon
<GutsehMan>: NO
<GutsehMan>: I THREW YOU OVER
<Mariofan169>: AND THE CROWD GOE CA-RAZY!
<GutsehMan>: YOU LOST
AirMario pops gutseh with a dart
Sunscreen
<GutsehMan>: ^
GutsehMan manages to figure out how to move himself as a balloon
GutsehMan floats away from dart
GutsehMan willfully through various painful means makes himself human again
GutsehMan throws AirMario over again
<GutsehMan>: NOW I TRULY WIN
Smasher eats gutseh
<GutsehMan>: I THREW YOU OVER
<GutsehMan>: COME ON
Smasher no
<Mariofan169>: XDXDXD
GutsehMan eats his way back through smasher's stomach
GutsehMan throws smasher over again
<GutsehMan>: I COMPLETELY WIN
GutsehMan makes the referee ring the bell
GutsehMan watches as the referee rings the bell
AirMario devours a nearby cookie
<MST3K>: now what's your theme song?
Smasher is the referee
Smasher declares himself the winner
<GutsehMan>: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujuI8F-tBA0
<GutsehMan>: THAT
<GutsehMan>: is my theme song
<GutsehMan>: dammit smasher
<GutsehMan>: you can't be a ref if you're blue
<GutsehMan>: it says right here
<MST3K>: nice
<GutsehMan>: "Royal Rumble Rules: No Special Guest Referees. No Referees may compete in the Royal Rumble. No blue people can compete in the Royal Rumble."
Smasher turns red
<GutsehMan>: and then all the other stuff
<GutsehMan>: "Royal Rumble SPECIAL Rules: Any colored, non-human, or magical beings may NOT compete in the royal rumble.
<MST3K>: I remember like every WWF/E game I ever owned had CAW rosters full of Robot Masters.
<Sunscreen>: wb
<MST3K>: Kane and Metal Man were tag champs on one game
<MST3K>: so rad
<GutsehMan>: you should record footage of that
<GutsehMan>: and put it on youtube
<MST3K>: no capture card
<GutsehMan>: use a camera
<MST3K>: besides it was on, like, one of the early PS2 games.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

Life lessons.

this either means that my good sense has rubbed off on you

or you're competing with my good philosophies

i'm not sure which is better : )

 

[Contra(dictory)]

Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

B)

 

[Nabber]

Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

Life lessons.

this either means that my good sense has rubbed off on you

or you're competing with my good philosophies

i'm not sure which is better : )

I misread that as "competing with my good pedophiles"
Probably because I'm dealing with Tabuu here.

 

[Contra(dictory)]

Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

Life lessons.

this either means that my good sense has rubbed off on you

or you're competing with my good philosophies

i'm not sure which is better : )

I misread that as "competing with my good pedophiles"
Probably because I'm dealing with Tabuu here.

okay whoa man that's going a little far

I don't even talk about pedophillia, don't associate me with that shit

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

I misread that as "competing with my good pedophiles"
Probably because I'm dealing with Tabuu here.

yeah okay you're just messed up then.

 

[Stooben]

Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

I misread that as "competing with my good pedophiles"
Probably because I'm dealing with Tabuu here.

go away

 

[Contra(dictory)]

Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

Spoiler: Me and Stooben in Steam. I finally explain Typical Tragedy.

2:07 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: By the way, the overlying theme of Typical Tragedy is of light and darkness coexisting
2:07 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: And being responsible for creation.
2:08 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Every other element is made from a combination between the two
2:08 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: here's a semi-chart-thing
2:08 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Light - Electricity - Fire - Wind - Earth - Gravity - Water - Ice - Darkness
2:09 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Earth is an even mixture of light and darkness
2:09 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: and, to be sure you understand the concept, what happens when you add just a little bit of darkness to Earth?
2:10 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: (add a bit of darkness and take away the same amount of light, I mean)
2:11 AM - Stooben: I'm assuming it has to be one of those elements listed, so I would have to say Gravity
2:11 AM - Stooben: but i'm not really sure
2:11 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: You're right.
2:11 AM - Stooben: go me
2:12 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Each element between light and darkness contains both
2:12 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: but with the advantage of one determining its form
2:13 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: What would be a light-based element with just a tiny bit of darkness?
2:13 AM - Stooben: Electricity.
2:14 AM - Stooben: I think I get it now
2:14 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: You're right.
2:14 AM - Stooben: For some reason I didn't notice before that you had Light and Darkness at opposite ends of the chart :x
2:15 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: But now you get how it works, right?
2:15 AM - Stooben: yes
2:15 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: In Typical Tragedy, users are born with elemental affinities
2:15 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Which is one of the ones on that chart
2:16 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: The elemental affinities of the main cast are:
2:16 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Tabuu: Darkness, Alex: Fire, Smiley: Electricity, Walkazo: Wind, MBV: Darkness, Pantaro: Light
2:17 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Some characters are Sages.
2:17 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Sages are people born without an elemental affinity- which means they can freely use all of them.
2:17 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Like, a jack-of-all-stats.
2:17 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Get it?
2:19 AM - Stooben: Yes, I understand.
2:19 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: (by the way, you're "Gravity")
2:20 AM - Stooben: Not bad. I expected to be darker than that since I'm half-demon.
2:20 AM - Stooben: Gravity always wins too. B)
2:20 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: You're gravity because of your association with time. : P
2:21 AM - Stooben: Makes sense.
2:21 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: The blue flames can't properly be placed on the elemental affinities
2:22 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: and there's actually quite a bit of technicolor fire going on in TT
2:22 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: From weakest to strongest,
2:22 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Normal Fire/Black Fire - Golden Fire - Blue Fire - White Fire
2:23 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Black fire is a combination of fire and darkness, not a traditional element.
2:23 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: It's something that people synthesize- Jimmy Wales, for instance, uses it.
2:24 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Anyways the reason I was explaining all of this to you is because
2:25 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: In Typical Tragedy, the universe began as the consciousness of one being, Epsilon- whose existence was a perfect balance of light and darkness in a massive body of water floating out in empty space.
2:26 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Epsilon himself was the gathered cultural memory and data from another universe entirely- ours.
2:26 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: (basically, Epsilon is the Internet.)
2:27 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Epsilon knew everything about our universe, but wasn't omniscent.
2:27 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: He grew lonely and split his soul into two perfect halves-
2:27 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Light/Darkness, Yin/Yang, you know the deal.
2:28 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: The Light Half continued to be known as Epsilon, and the Dark Half became known as Maladios Lockheart.
2:28 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Working together, Epsilon and Lockheart created the Wiki World.
2:28 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: They then created life born with bits of inherent knowledge from our universe- in other words, users.
2:29 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Users were at first powerless until Lockheart and Wales crafted a spell that would allow them ot access their own powers based on their elemental affinities.
2:29 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: *to access
2:29 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: they inherently had these powers to begin with, but were unable to use them
2:30 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Lockheart added a thing to the spell that would make it so that
2:30 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Whenever a user died, they would take the form of a troll
2:30 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: and whenever that troll was killed, that users' power and consciousness would become one with his own.
2:31 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: This plan was figured out pretty early on, and Wales, with the first generation of users, defeated Lockheart, stripped him of his body, and sealed him away within the Rift.
2:32 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Even after he was sealed away, the power still continued to run to him- which fucked up the balance of the universe in ways I myself can't describe.
2:32 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Because of the fact these users were basically beings created from data
2:32 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: The wikis they created, while taking the familiar form of countries and cities and the such
2:33 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Were still devoted around cataloging the knowledge that they were born with.
2:33 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: A world of superpowered data junkies, in other words.
2:33 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Or...the Internet.
2:33 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Thoughts?
2:34 AM - Stooben: Well, first of all, you should get Morgan Freeman to read all of that
2:35 AM - Stooben: (in all seriousness, you've put a considerable amount of effort into the backstory of the wiki world's creation. it's not just "there" like in every other fiction, which is a bit refreshing)
2:35 AM - Stooben: I like how you used the Yin and Yang theory to build everything up.
2:36 AM - Stooben: And it also kind of promotes reincarnation, just not in the traditional sense.
2:37 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Do you know what helped me when I was crafting the world of Typical Tragedy?
2:37 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: My own struggles with the concepts of religion and spirituality.
2:38 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: So I went with the most logical and most overused element I could- the balance/battle/coexistence of light and darkness, Yin and Yang.
2:39 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: But I didn't like how light is commonly viewed as the element of creation and darkness the element of destruction.
2:39 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: I decided that, together, they would be the foundation of all creation.
2:39 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: And that destruction would be left to the creations themselves.
2:40 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: That's where the logical part comes in.
2:40 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: The religious aspects come in with Epsilon and Zanza.
2:40 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Zanza/Lockheart.
2:40 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Epsilon, pure light, Zanza, pure dark.
2:41 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: They were once equal halves of the same perfect being- which stresses the importance of inner balance, something that people of faith and people of sanity can agree on.
2:42 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: I explained Light as, to put it simply- control.
2:42 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Restraint over yourself, leadership.
2:42 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Or control over others, like a dictator.
2:42 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: I explained Darkness as chaos.
2:42 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Base emotions, base impulse.
2:43 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Unrestrained desire, the rebel yell.
2:43 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: And at its worst, a destructive monster that only wishes to feed itself.
2:44 AM - Stooben: this was a lot more than just some wiki fiction for you, wasn't it
2:44 AM - Stooben: You almost seemed to have been aiming for a spiritual concept.
2:44 AM - Stooben: not bad

Spoiler: Still about Typical Tragedy, between me and him. This veers into more personal territory, and also spoils ending details.

2:45 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: All of the problems in the world of Typical Tragedy- but all of the good, as well- lie at the point where light and darkness was divided.
2:46 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Epsilon would've been a dictator if he had a physical body to use.
2:46 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Instead, he was just selfish.
2:46 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: He created people gravitated towards light to protect his aquatic form.
2:47 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Lockheart was absolute darkness, and so, he was greedy.
2:47 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: He seeked out a way to break the balance- for the power that he and Epsilon once distributed evenly to all come back to him.
2:48 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Despite the difference between the two creators, what they created was arguably the good of their labor- but neither side truly appreciated the life they had made together.
2:49 AM - Stooben: Sounds like a lot of inner-turmoil coming to head between them.
2:50 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: It's the human condition, isn't it?
2:50 AM - Stooben: pretty much
2:50 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: What I created in the world of Typical Tragedy was a painting of the Internet
2:51 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: But the canvas that held that painting was what I considered a perfectly balanced, perfectly even, perfectly fair base.
2:52 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Every single user is born with a snippet of predetermined knowledge on a certain subject
2:52 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: And they will spend their lives adding that knowledge to an archive for their fellow creations to see.
2:53 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: People existed with an admittedly small amount of elemental affinities for the types of personalities alloted within the world
2:53 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Which is why I introduced individualized user weapons and abilities
2:53 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: All of which would draw upon those affinities in different ways
2:54 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Emphasizing the individual at the core of society.
2:54 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: One in a million. Unique.
2:55 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: What I created was the best cariacature of the world and its people that I could imagine.
2:55 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: What do you think?
2:57 AM - Stooben: I think you did a really good job. And that you managed to wrap it all up and bring it to an end (well, looks like there might be room for a sequel, but you know what I mean) is impressive.
2:57 AM - Stooben: You put more effort into this than any of your previous works. That's for sure.
2:57 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: I put my soul into this.
2:57 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: In this massive world I created, there's a ton of tales that could be told
2:58 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: But in the end, Typical Tragedy is a narrative that parralels my own development
2:58 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Me trying to come to terms with my identity in something much bigger than I am.
2:58 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: At the end of Typical Tragedy
2:58 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Both gods will be dead.
2:59 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: All that will be left is the users and the animals and the Wiki World.
2:59 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: And in that world without its creators, everything will continue.
3:00 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Life and death, but no rebirth.
3:00 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: With Zanza's passing, people won't become trolls when they die
3:00 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: They'll just die, like normal people do
3:01 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: But of course, their remains and all that excess energy will become one with nature, just like it does here
3:01 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: And that chain of energy and life will continue on for ages afterwards.
3:02 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Every story I've written is the symbol of another step in my development as a person and as a writer.
3:02 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: And, well, this is the biggest one I've ever made.
3:02 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: And in the shortest amount of time, too.
3:02 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: I guess you could say that means my pace is increasing
3:02 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: And, well, I'm starting to run
3:03 AM - Stooben: You're getting more fluent with your methods.
3:03 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: And since I'm finally picking up my pace, I don't plan to stop.
3:03 AM - Stooben: I only noticed one significant pause in your work this time
3:03 AM - Stooben: good for you
3:03 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Yeah.
3:03 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Typical Tragedy never hit a standstill
3:03 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Until what happened with Smiley
3:03 AM - Stooben: yes
3:04 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: but the image of the ideal world I created
3:04 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: And the assistance of the very real people who I made it based on
3:04 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Got me through.
3:04 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: You haven't read Typical Tragedy and probably don't plan to, but
3:04 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Thank you.
3:05 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: The original end I had planned for TT was Tabuu just laying down to relax at the end of the adventure
3:06 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: But after the developments with Smiley, I changed it to a scenario where Tabuu, while having grown wiser from his experiences
3:06 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Still wasn't quite done with the journey of trying to learn who he is.
3:06 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: And at the very end, Tabuu's going to set out into the world
3:06 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: By himself, without friends or family
3:06 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: To find the answer himself.
3:06 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: The guy writing it obviously won't
3:07 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: But fiction's all about hyperbole anyways.
3:07 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Tabuu will find himself
3:07 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: And I'll find myself, too.
3:07 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: So, yeah.
3:07 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: To me, Typical Tragedy wasn't just another Userpedia fiction.
3:08 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Typical Tragedy was something I put my soul into, or, rather, the best picture of it I could paint for you guys.
3:09 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: What do you think?
3:11 AM - Stooben: I think TT was a good outlet for your frustration and many of the thoughts swimming around your head in recent times. Turned into a pretty good piece from what I know and have heard, too. I wouldn't be surprised if you at least get bronze in the Awards for it.
3:11 AM - Stooben: And no, I don't plan on reading TT, but it's not something against your brand of fiction. I...really just don't get into wiki fiction like I used to. At all.
3:12 AM - Stooben: The only thing I read is the very occasional sprite comic, but even that's a stretch these days.
3:12 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Yeah, I get ya.
3:12 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: But Typical Tragedy isn't just another Wiki fiction.
3:12 AM - {Travis Touchdown}: Typical Tragedy is anything but.

 

[Pokemon DP]

Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

18:36 Crocodile_Dippy 17:52 Uniju fallout new vegas is 5 bucks 17:52 Uniju necromorph: 17:52 Uniju buy that shit 4 dippy
18:36 Uniju and the visual part
18:36 Crocodile_Dippy 5?! It's 10 for me
18:36 Uniju oh shit
18:36 Uniju australian prices
18:36 Uniju here ultimate edition is 10
18:37 Crocodile_Dippy valve hates me
18:37 Uniju man that shit isnt cool
18:37 Uniju ill buy it 4 u
18:37 Crocodile_Dippy ultimate edition is, like, 13 here lol
18:37 Crocodile_Dippy you don't have to
18:37 Uniju thats ok
18:37 Uniju i want 2
18:37 Uniju and its only 5 bucks
18:37 Uniju which is 5 less bucks than 10
18:37 Crocodile_Dippy thanks, bro
18:38 Crocodile_Dippy I appreciate it
18:40 Uniju ok there we go
18:40 Uniju expect your game in a matter of
18:40 Uniju instantly
18:40 Crocodile_Dippy "Fallout: Let's Go To The City"
18:40 Crocodile_Dippy fallout crossing
18:40 Uniju yes
18:40 Crocodile_Dippy thanks, buddy
18:40 tb the game isnt about the plot
18:40 Uniju youre welcome
18:40 tb its the bottlecaps you use to buy your piece of shit house
18:41 Uniju wow
18:41 tb and the blasted ass furniture
18:41 Uniju same as animal crossing
18:41 tb yes
18:41 Crocodile_Dippy dude
18:41 Crocodile_Dippy it all makes sense now
18:42 Crocodile_Dippy fallout is the unfortunate aftermath of animal crossing
18:42 Crocodile_Dippy in the not too distant future
18:42 Uniju does it having talking racoons that rip you off and force you to sign up for the happy room academy
18:42 Crocodile_Dippy to my knowledge, yes !!
18:42 Uniju wow !!

we have uncovered the truth of fallout

 

[Mario4Ever]

Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

It's all Nook's fault.

 

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Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

Spoiler: The Chronicles of mario2105: The Troll, The Gutseh, and the Crash

<WikiGuest>: hello
<Crash>: howdy
<GutsehMan>: hi there
<GutsehMan>: you can give yourself a name by saying /nick *insert name here*
<GutsehMan>:
<ralphfan>: Really
<ralphfan>: Never knew that
<GutsehMan>: well EXCUSE M
<GutsehMan>: ME*
*** Nabber_ is now known as Nabber
<Nabber>: stupid internet
<Nabber>: Anyone else joining the game?
<Nabber>: And hey starinthegest
*** Armin{ChattingWithCousinMan51} is now known as Armin{ChattingWithCousineMan51
<starinthegest>: get a hack of super mario world
<GutsehMan>: huh what
<starinthegest>: your gay
<GutsehMan>: ^
<GutsehMan>: crash save me
<Nabber>: what about my gay?
*** starinthegest was kicked by Crash (that's not nice)
<starinthegest>: your cool
<ralphfan>: What about his cool(
<Nabber>: What about my cool?
<ralphfan>: *?
<starinthegest>: dis is a good game
<Crash>: why yes, the air conditioner just started working
<Nabber>: why am I cross-examining a parrot?
<ralphfan>: Wait Crash how hot is it where you are
<Crash>: i have no idea i haven't left the house at all today, lol
<ralphfan>: Check weather.com or weather.gov
<ralphfan>: It's 63° and foggy here
<ralphfan>: Lol
<Crash>: It's somewhere in the 90s here, yikes.
<Crash>: welcome back starinthegest
<WikiGuest\\\>: wait...
<Nabber>: Oh hey starinthegest.
<Crash>: have you by any chance read the rules yet?
<Crash>: i think you ought to.
<Nabber>: reading the rules is fun
<Nabber>: Well according to Ralphfan I am never not Smasher.
*** Nabber is now known as SmasherNabber
<AirMarioKart7>: smabber
<Crash>: wikiguest\\\: please change your nick.
*** GutsehMan is now known as GutSmashehMan
<GutSmashehMan>: THE BEST NICK EVER
<WikiGuest\\\>: hack is fun
<GutSmashehMan>: ^
<SmasherNabber>: Hey Pi.
<GutSmashehMan>: stop not making sense
<GutSmashehMan>: please
<AirMarioKart7>: WikiGuest\\\?
*** GutSmashehMan is now known as GutsehMan
<Pi>: Hey Pi.
<Pi>: *greets self
<Pi>: *
<AirMarioKart7>: hi mario2015
<Crash>: Pick a name, and stick with it, please.
<mario2015>: morio is cool
<SmasherNabber>: (I suggest SmasherMario2015)
<mario2015>: cool
<Pi>: Hey Nabber.
<SmasherNabber>: I'm not Nabber.
<SmasherNabber>: I'm Smasher.
<SmasherNabber>: Obviously.
<AirMarioKart7>: im confused here
<mario2015>: super mario bro is cool...
<Pi>: No, you're not.
<AirMarioKart7>: who is mario2015?
*** pte is now known as ptr
<AirMarioKart7>: hi pte
<Pi>: If you were Smasher, you'd be op.
<AirMarioKart7>: hi ptr
<GutsehMan>: Pi.
<ptr>: yo
<GutsehMan>: Read the forums
<mario2015>: no one
<GutsehMan>: it says we're all smasher
*** GutsehMan is now known as SmasherGutseh
<SmasherGutseh>: hi i'm smasher
<Crash>: mario2015: do you by chance have an account on the wiki?
<mario2015>: good good nice...
*** ptr is now known as Pokemon_Smasher_Red
<SmasherGutseh>: hey mario2015
<SmasherGutseh>: please make sense
<Pokemon_Smasher_Red>: everyone is smasher
<Pi>: GutsehMan: Whatever, I still dislike that everybody should go around with 'Smasher' in their nick.
<mario2015>: too good for that
<SmasherNabber>: You are never not Smasher.
<SmasherGutseh>: wha
<SmasherGutseh>: too good for that
<SmasherGutseh>: .....this person DARE challenge shoey logic
*** Pokemon_Smasher_Red is now known as PTR
<mario2015>: who is mario 2034
<MrConcreteDonkey>: look out guys he's above us
<SmasherGutseh>: who is
<MrConcreteDonkey>: [20:17] mario2015 too good for that
<mario2015>: mario 2034 is...
<PTR>: a nerd
<mario2015>: 12:19
<PTR>: idk
<AirMarioKart7>: oh noo smabber
<PTR>: *idc
<mario2015>: what...
<SmasherGutseh>: mario2015
*** PTR is now known as Potato_Trainer_Reds
<SmasherGutseh>: PLEASE make sense
<SmasherGutseh>: and read the rules
<mario2015>: good...
<Potato_Trainer_Reds>: IM A POTATO
<mario2015>: golden bed is not real...
<SmasherGutseh>: wha
<SmasherGutseh>: MAKE SENSE
<SmasherGutseh>: you make less sense than shoey does
<SmasherGutseh>: and shoey makes NO sense
<MrConcreteDonkey>: golden bed is real
<mario2015>: LOL GAMBA WAGGLE IS SCRUMPTIOUS
<MrConcreteDonkey>: i got it in the post from nintendo
<mario2015>: HA
<Pi>: ...
<SmasherGutseh>: crash
<mario2015>: HALOL
<SmasherGutseh>: i beg you, to save me from this nonsensical nutjob
<Pi>: mario2015, what are you
<mario2015>: SUPER GOOD...
<MrConcreteDonkey>: you know mario2015 posting random shit like this is kind of spamming
<mario2015>: YES
<SmasherGutseh>: ^
<SmasherGutseh>: crash
<MrConcreteDonkey>: super good
<SmasherGutseh>: i extremely beg you to save me
<SmasherGutseh>: and this chat
<Potato_Trainer_Reds>: shoey makes a lot of sense, who doesnt make sense, is uniju
<SmasherGutseh>: ^ no uniju makes sense
<SmasherGutseh>: shoey makes no sense
<mario2015>: he is super and good he is fire mario with hole body fire
<mario2015>: no one move
<MrConcreteDonkey>: quick, move
SmasherGutseh moves
SmasherGutseh runs around
MrConcreteDonkey moves
SmasherGutseh throws mario2015 over the top rope
<SmasherGutseh>: I'M GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA
<SmasherGutseh>: YES
<Crash>: mario2015, last warning to cut it out with the spam.
<mario2015>: nitendo is the logo
<SmasherGutseh>: mario2015
<SmasherGutseh>: please stop
<MrConcreteDonkey>: if you don't stop spamming, you'll get killed
<mario2015>: beef is good lol?
<MrConcreteDonkey>: or worse, banned
<Crash>: alright then, adios.
<ChanServ>: Crash added to the AKICK list.
<MrConcreteDonkey>: crash what have YOU DONE
<N64dude>: D:
*** mario2015 was kicked by Crash (bye bye)
<Potato_Trainer_Reds>:
<Potato_Trainer_Reds>: idk why i did that but wtf
<SmasherGutseh>: oh my god that is the cutest thing
<SmasherGutseh>: of all time
<SmasherGutseh>: and now\
<SmasherGutseh>: we say hi once again to mario2015
<Crash>: oops, silly me.
<SmasherGutseh>: and they left
<ChanServ>: Crash added *!*@34-34-91-11.lightspeed.sndgca.sbcglobal.net to the AKICK list.
<MrConcreteDonkey>: remove nothing from the akick list
<AirMarioKart7>: who was mario2015?
<Kazooie>: And now we've got (12+i)*(12-i) bans.
<Potato_Trainer_Reds>: a guy
<SmasherGutseh>: a girl
<SmasherGutseh>: a something

 

[User4042]

Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

and now for the #amchat news

16:27 Sunscreen CONVINCE HER!!!!!
16:27 Sunscreen AHAA
16:27 Sunscreen *AHHAHA
16:27 Sunscreen *HAHA
16:27 AIRMARIO okay
16:27 Sunscreen when she goes online
16:27 Sunscreen and
16:27 PTR no way
16:27 AIRMARIO i will
16:27 PTR no way
16:27 PTR no way
16:27 Sunscreen lol
16:27 PTR no way
16:27 PTR no way
16:27 PTR no way
16:27 PTR no way
16:27 PTR no way
16:27 AIRMARIO or not
16:27 AIRMARIO yeesh ptr
16:27 Sunscreen /kick ptr
16:27 AIRMARIO i get the piont