THIS THRED IS DEEEEEEEED also post chatroom moments

[Smiley The Hun]

Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

<Derpy_Hooves> it's smiley has beautiful arms
<@Smiley> no derpy
<@Smasher> misread as beautiful anus
<@Smiley> lol
<@Crash> 'course you did.
<@Smasher> again
<@Smasher> smiley has beautiful anus
* @Smasher shot

 

[Pokemon DP]

Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

8:57 PM - Crocodile Dippy: what does marsellus wallace look like
8:59 PM - Stooben: what?
8:59 PM - Crocodile Dippy: What country you from?
8:59 PM - Stooben: ...what?
8:59 PM - Crocodile Dippy: 'what' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
9:00 PM - Stooben: ...wh-what?
9:00 PM - Crocodile Dippy: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! Do. You. Speak. It.
9:00 PM - Stooben: yes!
9:00 PM - Crocodile Dippy: then you know what I'm saying?
9:00 PM - Stooben: Yes! Yes!
9:01 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Then you can answer my question. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
9:02 PM - Stooben: What?
9:03 PM - Crocodile Dippy: SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! Say 'what' again! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamned time!
9:06 PM - Stooben: ...He-he's black!
9:06 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Go on!
9:07 PM - Stooben: He's bald!
9:07 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Does he look like a bitch?
9:07 PM - Stooben: ...What?
9:07 PM - Crocodile Dippy: *shoots*
9:07 PM - Crocodile Dippy: DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE A BITCH?!
9:09 PM - Stooben: NOOooo !
9:09 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
9:11 PM - Stooben: I didn't!
9:13 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Yes you did. Yes. You. Did, Brett. You tried to fuck him, and Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace. You read the Bible, Brett?
9:15 PM - Stooben: Yes!
9:17 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Well there's this passage that I got memorized, sort of fits the occasion. Ezekial 25:17? The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee!
9:18 PM - Crocodile Dippy: *shoots*
9:19 PM - Stooben: Eeyaaahh!!!*dead*

oh god, we are so bored

 

[Contra(dictory)]

Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

8:57 PM - Crocodile Dippy: what does marsellus wallace look like
8:59 PM - Stooben: what?
8:59 PM - Crocodile Dippy: What country you from?
8:59 PM - Stooben: ...what?
8:59 PM - Crocodile Dippy: 'what' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
9:00 PM - Stooben: ...wh-what?
9:00 PM - Crocodile Dippy: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! Do. You. Speak. It.
9:00 PM - Stooben: yes!
9:00 PM - Crocodile Dippy: then you know what I'm saying?
9:00 PM - Stooben: Yes! Yes!
9:01 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Then you can answer my question. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
9:02 PM - Stooben: What?
9:03 PM - Crocodile Dippy: SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! Say 'what' again! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamned time!
9:06 PM - Stooben: ...He-he's black!
9:06 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Go on!
9:07 PM - Stooben: He's bald!
9:07 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Does he look like a bitch?
9:07 PM - Stooben: ...What?
9:07 PM - Crocodile Dippy: *shoots*
9:07 PM - Crocodile Dippy: DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE A BITCH?!
9:09 PM - Stooben: NOOooo !
9:09 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
9:11 PM - Stooben: I didn't!
9:13 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Yes you did. Yes. You. Did, Brett. You tried to fuck him, and Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace. You read the Bible, Brett?
9:15 PM - Stooben: Yes!
9:17 PM - Crocodile Dippy: Well there's this passage that I got memorized, sort of fits the occasion. Ezekial 25:17? The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee!
9:18 PM - Crocodile Dippy: *shoots*
9:19 PM - Stooben: Eeyaaahh!!!*dead*

oh god, we are so bored

I imagined your voices saying this.

so much awesome

 

[Spamton G. Spamton]

Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

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[19:17] Charmander fishes dont have bones?
[19:17] Raikou ...wait, am i petting a person or a toad?
[19:17] Bulbasaur some fish dont
[19:17] Charmander but then who makes them laugh, makes them cry, and provides their general entertainment?
[19:17] Bulbasaur some do
[19:17] Bulbasaur wait
[19:17] Bulbasaur what
[19:17] Raikou stares at anton
[19:17] Charmander bones!
[19:17] Raikou he means bonsey
[19:18] Charmander mitosis, now!
[19:18] Raikou it's bonesy-mock
[19:18] Bulbasaur oh
[19:18] Charmander we need a sea version of you
[19:18] Charmander wait a minute
[19:18] Charmander bulbasaur
[19:18] Bulbasaur i dont think mitosis is what you want
[19:18] Charmander OBJECTION!
[19:18] Bulbasaur probably meiosis instead
[19:19] Charmander You claim that fish have no bones
[19:19] Raikou i dropped biology
[19:19] Charmander is that correct?
[19:19] Raikou what's meiosis again
[19:19] Bulbasaur ...some fish
[19:19] Charmander then explain to me
[19:19] Charmander how bones' zodiac can be pisces!
[19:19] Bulbasaur meiosis is the variant form of mitosis that produces gametes
[19:20] Raikou ah
[19:20] Charmander dont change the subject you criminal element
[19:20] Bulbasaur and edo thats silly
[19:20] Raikou OBJECTION!
[19:20] Charmander OBJECTION!
[19:20] Bulbasaur my zodiac is capricorn and goats dont have counting
[19:20] Charmander YOu have no proof that it is silly
[19:20] Bulbasaur so there
[19:20] Raikou OBJECTION!
[19:21] Raikou you have pisces
[19:21] Charmander OBJECTION!
[19:21] Raikou but are you of bones?
[19:21] Charmander That has no bearing on this case
[19:21] Bulbasaur (who are you talking to)
[19:21] Charmander The case is about determining whethere there is a relation between bones and fish
[19:22] Charmander also
[19:22] Charmander afaik
[19:22] Raikou then surely the relation should apply to you as well
[19:22] Bulbasaur i dont think i ever claimed there was no relationship between bones and fish
[19:22] Charmander meiosis is the type of cell division that halves the number of chromosomes in a cell
[19:22] Bulbasaur yes
[19:22] Charmander it is only for reproduction afaik
[19:22] Bulbasaur no
[19:22] Charmander however
[19:22] Bulbasaur well
[19:22] Bulbasaur sort of
[19:22] Charmander we need two complete boneses
[19:22] Charmander not two halves
[19:23] Charmander therefore
[19:23] Charmander mitosis
[19:23] Bulbasaur mitosis cant really be used for reproduction in multicellular organisms
[19:23] Charmander details details
[19:23] Charmander nobody cares about those
[19:24] Bulbasaur im a biologist
[19:24] Charmander no, you arent
[19:24] Bulbasaur yes i am
[19:24] Charmander biology means "teachings of life"
[19:24] Charmander you are dead
[19:24] Bulbasaur no it means study of life
[19:24] Charmander therefore you cannot be a biologist
[19:24] Charmander more insignificant details
[19:24] Bulbasaur i can study living things and be dead
[19:25] Bulbasaur anton studies dead things and is alive
[19:25] Charmander OBJECTION!
[19:25] Charmander Where is your proof that anton is not dead
[19:25] Bulbasaur well, if you touch him you can feel his pulse
[19:26] Charmander OBJECTION!
[19:26] Charmander That doenst mean anything
[19:26] Bulbasaur it means his heart is beating
[19:26] Charmander I have proof that it is possible for anton to study the dead
[19:27] Raikou where is proof that anton studies dead things?
[19:27] Bulbasaur other than the fact that he does it, you mean?
[19:27] Charmander Antons own testimony is proof enough
[19:27] Charmander anyway
[19:27] Charmander I can prove it
[19:27] Charmander the reason why Anton can study the dead
[19:27] Charmander you see
[19:27] Raikou IS HE'S A NECROMANCER
[19:28] Charmander Anton has skin
[19:28] Charmander the outer layer of our skin is composed of dead skin cells
[19:28] Charmander that means anton is partially dead
[19:28] Raikou .....well, I thought it would make sense....
[19:28] Charmander and that means he can study dead things
[19:28] Charmander you however
[19:28] Charmander are 100% dead
[19:29] Charmander and therefore, you cannot study the living
[19:29] Charmander case closed
[19:29] Bulbasaur if i were 100% dead i would stay in a coffin in the ground all the time
[19:29] Charmander trivial nonsense
[19:29] Charmander you are moving because of magic
[19:29] Charmander and magic is of no interest to this court
[19:29] Raikou maybe you broke out of the coffin and dug to freedom just like uma thurman's character in kill bill vol. 2!!
[19:30] Bulbasaur no, they never put me in a coffin...
[19:30] Charmander OBJECTION!
[19:30] Charmander This has no bearing on anything
[19:30] Raikou oh -_-'
[19:30] Charmander stop changing the subject, or i will have you in contempt of court
[19:31] Bulbasaur i was clarifying something for raikou who was confused
[19:31] Charmander My objection was pertaining to his initial outburst
[19:32] Charmander where is the judge? I need him to declare that I have won this case
[19:32] Bulbasaur ok
[19:32] Bulbasaur im the judge
[19:32] Charmander no
[19:32] Bulbasaur yes
[19:32] Charmander you are the defendant
[19:32] Bulbasaur i can be the judge too
[19:32] Charmander and apparently, ruai is your lawyer or something
[19:32] Charmander no you cant
[19:32] Bulbasaur what are you even accusing me of
[19:33] Charmander slandering bones
[19:33] Bulbasaur by saying that fish dont have them?
[19:33] Charmander and committing perjury
[19:33] Charmander yes
[19:33] Bulbasaur ok but see the thing is
[19:33] Raikou i was just about to ask who is who
[19:33] Bulbasaur i didnt say that
[19:34] Charmander You said fish cant have bones
[19:34] Charmander which is not an appropriate thing to say
[19:34] Raikou OBJECTION!
[19:34] Charmander on what grounds do you object
[19:34] Bulbasaur i didnt say that either
[19:34] Raikou he never stated that he was referring to bonsula, who was away at the time
[19:35] Bulbasaur i didnt say fish cant have bones
[19:35] Charmander OBJECTION!
[19:35] Charmander can you prove that?
[19:35] Bulbasaur prove what
[19:35] Charmander that you didnt say that
[19:36] Raikou (gah...there has to be something I overlooked which will prove useful)
[19:36] Bulbasaur isnt the impetus to prove that im guilty on the accuser?
[19:36] Charmander no
[19:36] Charmander the general rule in this court is
[19:36] Charmander guilty until proven innocent
[19:37] Bulbasaur what kind of court is that
[19:37] Raikou chondrichYES
[19:37] Charmander blame the makers of ace attorney
[19:37] Bulbasaur what
[19:37] Raikou *chondricthYES
[19:38] Raikou he was talking about fish with anton{hypnotoad}
[19:38] Charmander I am still waiting for the proof that shows your innocence
[19:38] Raikou and as such, he would not use that to slander his kismesis
[19:38] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious okay I got to sleep for a while and this happens
[19:39] Bulbasaur [13:13'40] either way, they're not like most fish
[19:39] Bulbasaur for some reason
[19:39] Bulbasaur [13:14'22] Bulbasaur because they dont have bones
[19:39] Bulbasaur this is what the conversation was
[19:39] Charmander he uses every opportunity to slander his kismesis at all times
[19:39] Charmander so
[19:39] Bulbasaur no i dont
[19:39] Bulbasaur i dont talk about his mother
[19:39] Raikou such snide comments are something that is below my client!
[19:39] Charmander you said that some fish can have bones then?
[19:39] Bulbasaur yes
[19:39] Charmander it isnt a snide comment
[19:39] Charmander its a fact
[19:39] Charmander he does
[19:40] Bulbasaur no, i dont
[19:40] Charmander he makes jabs at bones all the time
[19:40] Bulbasaur because i dont talk about his mother
[19:40] Raikou if anything or anyone got slandered, it was the fish!
[19:40] Charmander I can call bones himself as a witness to testify about it
[19:40] Bulbasaur or anyone else in his family
[19:40] Bulbasaur calling someone who hates me to the stand is ridiculous
[19:40] Charmander not in this court it isnt!
[19:40] Bulbasaur yes it is
[19:40] Charmander no
[19:40] Bulbasaur yes
[19:41] Charmander no
[19:41] Bulbasaur yes
[19:41] Charmander prove that it is
[19:41] Raikou that would just provide a biased testimony against the defendant!
[19:41] Charmander then prove that his testimony is biased
[19:41] Bulbasaur prove that you have a license to practice law
[19:41] Charmander presents the Prosecutor's Badge
[19:42] Bulbasaur prove it isnt forged
[19:42] Charmander ha ha ha
[19:42] Charmander you prove that it /is/ forged
[19:42] Bulbasaur its drawn in crayons on a sheet of cardboard
[19:42] Raikou presents the 亀♠龜 from the noticeboard
[19:42] Charmander ha!
[19:43] Raikou ...
[19:43] Charmander this could just as easily verify MY side of the argument
[19:43] Raikou (I walked right into that one!)
[19:43] Charmander it proves that 2257 hates bones
[19:43] Charmander and therefore
[19:43] Charmander WOULD NOT BE ABOVE SLANDERING HIM TO GET OFF ON IT
[19:43] Raikou it also works on my side of the argument
[19:44] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious so uh
[19:44] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious Edo
[19:44] Charmander but your side of the argument serves to invaluate bones testimony
[19:44] Raikou BONSEY WOULD PROVIDE A BIASED SET OF TESTIMONIES OUT OF HATRED AND SPITE FOR HIS PARTNER
[19:44] Charmander whereas mine serves to destroy your case
[19:44] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious okay sure i'll testify!
[19:44] Charmander so if you win, that doesnt mean anything
[19:44] Raikou -_-'
[19:44] Charmander its not necessary, bones
[19:44] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious aww
[19:45] Bulbasaur yours doesnt 'destroy his case'
[19:45] Charmander the defense has just proven themselves that 2257 had a motive
[19:45] Charmander we dont need your testimony for that anymore
[19:45] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious very well
[19:45] Charmander 2257
[19:45] Bulbasaur having a motive doesnt mean im guilty of doing something if /that thing never happened in the first place/
[19:45] Charmander your motive has just been established
[19:45] Bulbasaur which it didnt
[19:46] Charmander if anything, its another nail for your figurative coffin
[19:46] Raikou (ack! there must be a way out of this mess I've gotten myself and the defendant in)
[19:47] Charmander There is no way out anymore, no matter how you look at it
[19:47] Charmander confess now
[19:48] Raikou (at least the judge is too pre-occupied to notice...but that's not very comforting, either)
[19:48] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious oh
[19:48] Charmander it will lessen the impact of your sentence
[19:48] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious there's a judge?
[19:48] Bulbasaur i confess that this court is full of idiots and that youll be stricken down by the wrath of god
[19:48] Bulbasaur or at least the poor aim of god
[19:48] Raikou judge brockitty
[19:49] Charmander slandering the court
[19:49] Charmander that proves you are capable and willing to commit slanderous actions
[19:49] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious you have a brock as a judge?
[19:49] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious Brocks can't even see
[19:49] Bulbasaur and i can shoot lightning
[19:49] Bulbasaur but i havent done that yet
[19:50] Charmander lightning is irrelevant inside this courtroom
[19:50] Raikou is struck down
[19:50] Charmander anyway, you have two options
[19:50] Charmander surrender, and admit your crimes
[19:50] Charmander or keep fighting, and make my case even stronger
[19:51] Bulbasaur hey
[19:51] Bulbasaur dont call my lawyer irrelevant
[19:51] Charmander even if you somehow weasel your way out of the slander charges
[19:51] Bulbasaur thats slander too, you know
[19:51] Charmander I still have your ass for committing perjury
[19:51] Charmander its over
[19:51] Bulbasaur what perjury
[19:52] Charmander pretending to be a biologist
[19:52] Charmander ive already proven that before
[19:52] Charmander look at the logs above
[19:52] Bulbasaur no im definitely a biologist and your logic makes no sense
[19:52] Bulbasaur i also study computers and im not one of those
[19:53] Charmander you have no prove that it makes no sense
[19:53] Charmander your accusations are baseless
[19:53] Bulbasaur yeah, i have proof
[19:53] Charmander ok, then show it
[19:53] Bulbasaur scroll up
[19:53] Charmander to where
[19:54] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious he's just stalling
[19:54] Charmander of course he is
[19:54] Bulbasaur no, im not
[19:54] Charmander someone wake the judge already
[19:54] Charmander im getting bored of winning this case
[19:54] Bulbasaur youre not 'winning'
[19:54] Bulbasaur youre the prosecutor
[19:54] Charmander baseless accusations again
[19:55] Charmander so
[19:55] Bulbasaur all that happens if you 'win' is that raikou has to start over
[19:55] Bulbasaur and do things differently
[19:55] Charmander ......:!!!!!!!!!!!!fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[19:55] Bulbasaur and he keeps doing that until you lose
[19:55] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious goddammit he's right
[19:55] Bulbasaur of course im right
[19:55] Charmander OBJECTION!
[19:55] Bulbasaur no, no objection
[19:55] Charmander Y-you have no proof that that will happen!!!
[19:55] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious R-right!
[19:55] Bulbasaur just fold and stop wasting everybody's time!!
[19:56] Charmander No!
[19:56] Charmander OBJECTION!
[19:56] Charmander I object
[19:56] Charmander that was
[19:56] Charmander objectionable
[19:56] Bulbasaur no proof except every game in the series where it works exactly like that
[19:56] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious NOT SO FAST
[19:56] Charmander ha!
[19:56] Charmander you slipped up
[19:56] Bulbasaur no, i really didnt
[19:57] Charmander tell him, bones
[19:57] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious you see
[19:57] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious not every game in the series works like that
[19:57] Bulbasaur rly
[19:57] Bulbasaur well thats fine because im still right
[19:57] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious there's actually one game where you can lose
[19:58] Bulbasaur ruai is clearly the protagonist
[19:58] Charmander no, he isnt
[19:58] Bulbasaur and also a perfectionist and wont lose
[19:58] Charmander you are a criminal
[19:58] Bulbasaur i am not a criminal, youre just insane
[19:58] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious and Edo is a prosecutor
[19:58] Charmander even if ruai is the protagonist
[19:59] Charmander if you are a criminal
[19:59] Bulbasaur boner, edos clearly just flirting with me because he wants me in every quadrant
[19:59] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious IN THE INVESTIGATIONS SERIES IT IS Edgy'S JOB TO CATCH CRIMINALS
[19:59] Charmander that means he will find out
[19:59] Charmander and you will go to jail
[19:59] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious yes, that happened in one game too
[19:59] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious therefore, your argument is invalid
[19:59] Bulbasaur but im not a criminal, so that cant happen
[19:59] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious oh yes you are
[19:59] Charmander ive already proven youre guilty of perjury
[19:59] Bulbasaur no
[19:59] Bulbasaur no
[19:59] Charmander you are stalling
[20:00] Charmander JUDGE!
[20:00] Bulbasaur no
[20:00] Bulbasaur no
[20:00] Charmander JUDGE!!!
[20:00] Bulbasaur be quiet
[20:00] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious brock is the judge right?
[20:00] Charmander idk
[20:00] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious uhh
[20:00] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious let's pick another one shall we
[20:00] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious DAVE
[20:00] Pi|Away ?
[20:00] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious nah he's away
[20:00] =-= Pi|Away is now known as Pi
[20:00] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious okay
[20:00] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious you're the judge
[20:00] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious close this case
[20:00] Pi WHERE IS THE INFORMATION
[20:00] Charmander 2257 is guilty
[20:01] Charmander of perjury
[20:01] Pi Oh
[20:01] Charmander and slander
[20:01] Bulbasaur no im not
[20:01] Charmander declare him so
[20:01] Charmander immediately
[20:01] Smasher huh
[20:01] Bulbasaur i didnt do either of those things
[20:01] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious do it dave
[20:01] Bulbasaur stop pressuring the judge
[20:01] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious make it happen
[20:01] Bulbasaur stop pressuring the judge
[20:01] Pi I declare this case closed.
[20:01] Charmander if he wants the information, its all over the channel
[20:01] Charmander wat
[20:01] Charmander so like
[20:01] Bulbasaur he cant just decide without reading it
[20:01] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious no you declare 2257 guilty
[20:01] Charmander without a verdict?
[20:02] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious you have no proof that he didn't read it
[20:02] Bulbasaur i am a biologist and i didnt say fish dont have bones
[20:02] Pi 2257 is hereby declared to be guilty of perjury and slander.
[20:02] Bulbasaur oh my god i am going to murder you
[20:02] Charmander bows
[20:02] Bulbasaur add that to the charges
[20:02] CountBonsula|Soaperstitious take him away guys
[20:02] Pi No, then you are guilty of murder.
[20:02] Bulbasaur because its about to happen

 

[Rise Up Above It]

Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

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Bulbasaur shoots lightning
Pi avoids.
Bulbasaur you cant avoid lightning
Pi Yes I can.
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious this is so going in chatroom moments
Bulbasaur no you cant, its poochy lightning
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious unless there are any objections
Bulbasaur yes, i object to your face
Pi But haven't I mentioned that I do not follow Poochyanity?
Bulbasaur its ugly
Charmander is not harmed, because in a bullshit twist it turns out that his prosecutors badge is also a franklin badge
Bulbasaur really!
Charmander yes!
Pi So I automatically avoid your Poochy lightning.
Bulbasaur i didnt know they made badges like that!
Bulbasaur maybe its a forgery, just like i pointed out earlier
Pi No.
Bulbasaur also you cant avoid poochy lightning, hes too cute
Pi 2257, you keep straying from the facts here.
Bulbasaur which facts
Pi And you keep adding false information.
Bulbasaur what false information?
Charmander ok bones, lets hit a burger joint and spend all the money we got from winning this case so hard
Pi That the Franklin Badge is a forgery, of course.
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious hooray!
Bulbasaur the franklin badge ISNT a forgery
Bulbasaur the PROSECUTORS badge is
Pi No, it is not.
Pi I checked it before the case began.
Pi It was 100% real.
Bulbasaur you werent even a judge back then
Bulbasaur you had no authority to do that
Charmander http://aceattorney.neoseeker.com/w/i/aceattorney/d/db/Edgeybadge.png how could something this classy be a forgery
Pi 2257, stop distrusting the judge immediately.
Bulbasaur im not
Bulbasaur you werent the judge
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious go back to being in jail
Bulbasaur it was brock
Pi I was the judge all time, 2257.
Bulbasaur no you werent
Bulbasaur brock was
Pi Yes I was.
Bulbasaur brock was
Pi No, brock wasn't the judge.
Pi I was always the judge.
Bulbasaur yes he was
Bulbasaur no
Pi Stop trying to make yourself look better and go back to jail already, 2257.
Bulbasaur where did my lawyer go
Charmander bathroom
Bulbasaur what did you do
Bulbasaur did you put diuretics in his food
Pi You need to understand that lawyers also need to go to the bathroom, 2257.
Charmander i dont even know what that is
Bulbasaur hes been gone for like 20 minutes
Bulbasaur and its drugs that make you piss a lot, obviously
Bulbasaur which i know
Pi And for this you are declared guilty of extreme racism against lawyers and then immediately sent to jail for the rest of your life.
Bulbasaur because im a biologist
Bulbasaur so i know about biochemistry
MrConcreteDonkey don't worry 22 i'll be your lawyer
MrConcreteDonkey 22 did it
Charmander we know
Bulbasaur youre a terrible lawyer
Pi There, what a good lawyer. He speaks the truth!
Bulbasaur i am going to sue you
Pi No, for you are in jail.
MrConcreteDonkey i'll defend myself
Charmander its ok, 2257
Charmander its all going according to my plan
Bulbasaur and will you do that by telling them you did it?
MrConcreteDonkey ...
MrConcreteDonkey *flees*
Pi Now, 2257, go back to jail.
Bulbasaur no
Pi Yes.
Charmander yes
Bulbasaur what plan
Pi And do not question the judge.
MrConcreteDonkey shoots 2257
Charmander ill bake you a cake with a file in it
MrConcreteDonkey you've told everyone my tactics
Bulbasaur is immune to bullets
MrConcreteDonkey now everyone's going to use my tactics because you've revealed them
Charmander that way I will have an excuse to bake ice cream cake
Bulbasaur why ?
Bulbasaur why cant you just bake a cake???
Charmander which was my intention this whole time
Charmander because you cant just bake a cake without a reason duh
Charmander it must be for something
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious ...
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious .
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious ..
MrConcreteDonkey ah, bones
Bulbasaur its smashers birthday in like a week
Pi Charmander, you are incorrect here.
Bulbasaur bake him a birthday cake
Charmander that takes too long
Pi You can bake a cake at any time.
Charmander lies
MrConcreteDonkey smasher's birthday is in, like, three weeks X_X
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious lies
Pi You do not need to have a reason behind it.
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious the cakes are a lie
Bulbasaur whatever!
Bulbasaur smasher is the dude of time
Bulbasaur he can have a birthday whenever he wants to
Charmander do you know what happens when you bake a cake without reason?
Charmander youll get sued
Pi No!
MrConcreteDonkey well it's my birthday in two days
MrConcreteDonkey you can bake me a cake
Charmander and an annoying prosecutor will make a weird case about you
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious Payne?
Charmander and you will be convicted
Pi But guess what?
Bulbasaur whatever mcd
Bulbasaur itd be better to bake you a
Bulbasaur worst lawyer ever cake
MrConcreteDonkey
Pi Me making the cake made a reason appear as to why a cake should be baked in the first place, for then everybody will want to come over to me and have a party!
Raikou is revived
Charmander that sounds like a very flimsy testimony
Pi But it works, doesn't it, Charmander?
Charmander idk
Pi You know it does.
Charmander but anyway
Charmander 2257 is already in jail
Pi AND
Charmander so i might as well stick to this plan
Pi I can always have the whole cake for myself.
Bulbasaur no, i escaped
Pi 2257
Pi no
Bulbasaur yes
Charmander fffuuuuuu 2257
Pi you are not escaping
Pi this time
Smasher today is my birthday
Smasher so is tomorrow
Smasher and the next day
Smasher and the next day
Smasher and the next day
Bulbasaur i dismantled myself and pushed myself through the bars
Smasher and the next day
Pi I will put you in my Poochy-safe jail.
Charmander smasher
Smasher shot
Bulbasaur it was really easy
Pi HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMASHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charmander stop time travelling to change your birthday
Smasher no
Charmander yes
Smasher no
Charmander ok!
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious holy shit
Pi And 22, no.
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious I just got an awesome idea
Bulbasaur how about you sue him nowww
Bulbasaur yes pi
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious ((barfydan))
Pi You cannot escape from this jail.
Bulbasaur i already did
Bulbasaur and i released everyone
Charmander why are you always so complicated 2257
Pi I WILL CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL JAIL
Pi ALWAYS
Charmander just let me give you a damn cake already
Bulbasaur complicated??
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious i'm a motherfucking genius
Pi THEN I WILL PUT YOU IN EVERY JAIL
Bulbasaur you could have just baked me a cake!
Charmander no!
Charmander I would have gotten sued
Bulbasaur why!
Charmander you know how those prosecutors are
Bulbasaur isnt it a good enough reason that you just wanted cake??
Pi Oh, you want cake, Edo?
Pi Oh wait, you both want it.
Pi Well, I just baked one.
Charmander for what reason
Pi But too bad, 22 isn't getting any.
Pi Becuase I wanted to give you cake, silly.
Bulbasaur i dont want a judicial incompetence flavour cake
Raikou HOLD IT!
Charmander but thats my specialty
Bulbasaur i thought it was ice cream!
Pi And yes, RUAI?
Charmander i thought you just came from the bathroom
Raikou what has happened to this case while I was indisposed?
Pi 22 was declared guilty
Charmander the accused was convicted
Raikou 0_0
Charmander but he escaped from jail
Charmander and is now on the run
Pi for perjury and slander
Raikou drops to his knees
Bulbasaur and attempted murder
Pi we are all trying our very best to find him
Pi And putting him back in jail where he belongs.
Raikou I-I-I-I...failed
Charmander no
Bulbasaur look guys
Charmander he was guilty
Charmander you succeded
Bulbasaur you made raikou cry
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious you see ruai
Bulbasaur i wasnt guilty
Raikou his case is unwinnable now
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious being a lawyer is all about blah blah blah fucking blah blah
Pi Yes you were, 22.
CountBonsula|Soaperstitious you will hear that speech someday
Bulbasaur no i wasnt
Pi Yes you were.
MrConcreteDonkey i know lot about being laywer!
Pi And you know it.
Bulbasaur no i wasnt
Pi So just admit it.
MrConcreteDonkey 22 did it
Bulbasaur i admit that im going to cut you in your sleep
Raikou mc: professional laywer
Pi See, MrConcreteDonkey agrees!
Raikou *MCD
Bulbasaur mcd is the worst lawyer in the world
Bulbasaur i dont understand why he hasnt been disbarred
MrConcreteDonkey opens his eyes
Raikou no, he the best ever LAYWER
Raikou LAYWER
Raikou LAYWER
MrConcreteDonkey YOU ARE THE WORST LAWYER IN THE WORLD
Pi No, he has actually won a prise for 'Best Laywer 2011'.
Charmander so handsome
MrConcreteDonkey closes his eyes
Bulbasaur puts his hands over mcds eyes
Raikou prise
Raikou we're so good with pelling
MrConcreteDonkey i know more about being a lawyer
MrConcreteDonkey than just that
Pi Indeed he does.
Pi I've seen him in court several times.
Bulbasaur pulls mcd's right eye out of its socket
Raikou (Can't a foolishly foolish fool get any love?!) -_-'
Pi He has never feared the truth.
MrConcreteDonkey grows another eye
Bulbasaur 0_0
Pi Which is what you're currently doing, 22.
Bulbasaur pulls mcd's left eye out of its socket
Pi You're fearing the truth.
Bulbasaur no, what im currently doing is collecting demon eyes
MrConcreteDonkey grows another eye
Bulbasaur flees
Raikou at least he has a hobby
MrConcreteDonkey anyway, i'd like to present evidence against 2257
MrConcreteDonkey take that! http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/650/didid.png
Pi The truth being that you were guilty of perjury and slander and should be put in jail for it and that escaping from jail is a bad thing and you shouldn't do it.
Bulbasaur the truth is
MrConcreteDonkey this image clearly explains 22 did it
Bulbasaur i shouldnt be put in jail for anything
Raikou 2257 IS CORRECT
Bulbasaur because i havent broken any laws
MrConcreteDonkey exactly
MrConcreteDonkey we're not putting you in jail for anything
MrConcreteDonkey we're putting you in jail for nothing
Bulbasaur i noticed
Bulbasaur but thats illegal
Pi MCD's evidence is legitamate evidence.
MrConcreteDonkey smasher's illegal but he's still here
Raikou examines the picture
Pi So just go to jail already.
Bulbasaur smasher is a time travelling god
Smasher no i'm not
Bulbasaur of course hes still here
Bulbasaur yes you are
Pi Yes you are, Smasher.
MrConcreteDonkey he's a dog gnillevart emit
Smasher you're ugly
Pi Do not try to say anything else, Smasher.
Pi Actually
Smasher says something else
Pi You're ungrateful
MrConcreteDonkey the emission of a dog gnillevart
Smasher suddenly reveals that he bought the chatroom
MrConcreteDonkey which i imagine isn't great
Pi We say that you can manipulate time, and then you complain!!!
Pi What the fuck?
Smasher MrConcreteDonkey smasher's illegal but he's still here
Smasher Smasher no i'm not
Smasher
Bulbasaur see
Bulbasaur time travelling
MrConcreteDonkey remember
Raikou (huh...looks like some five-year-old drew this. Badly. It appears t o show my.......former client 'did it'
Smasher i can time travel
Raikou (I don't even remember what 'it' is now supposed to be. this is the worst case i've had)
Bulbasaur wears mcds eyes
MrConcreteDonkey uses his eyes to strangle bulbasaur
Bulbasaur i have no neck
MrConcreteDonkey ...
Bulbasaur you cant strangle me
MrConcreteDonkey steals 22's head and takes it through his eye socket
Bulbasaur i cant see shit like this though
MrConcreteDonkey i have your head
MrConcreteDonkey what now
Bulbasaur it hasnt actually moved
Bulbasaur your eye isnt that strong
MrConcreteDonkey
Bulbasaur i cant see with your eyes though
Raikou (edo, if you do drawing-ify this case, please make sure i'm actually in it, since i was at least defense attorney for most of the trial)
MrConcreteDonkey just retracts his eyes and walks away sadly
Bulbasaur i probably should have found a shitty monocle first, huh
Bulbasaur oh,
MrConcreteDonkey hey guys
MrConcreteDonkey i dont
MrConcreteDonkey think raikou is a real laywer at all!
Raikou shows his attorney's badge
MrConcreteDonkey yeah
Bulbasaur why is he not a real lawyer
Raikou ...oh
MrConcreteDonkey you're a lawyer
Raikou laywer
MrConcreteDonkey not a laywer
Raikou -_-'
Bulbasaur who wants to be a laywer
MrConcreteDonkey me!
MrConcreteDonkey can i be a laywer?
Bulbasaur ok
Raikou you're the only laywer
Bulbasaur that makes you the worst laywer in the world
Raikou that's how you one that award right
MrConcreteDonkey and the best!
MrConcreteDonkey oh well, this job is too hard, i quit
MrConcreteDonkey you're on your own, pie

Continued, and concluded.

 

[Rise Up Above It]

Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments

Hopefully this won't count as a double-post or something:

Spoiler: Don't read if you don't like furriness. I don't want hate.

Raikou and ohey tuckaluckoyo
Raikou didn't see you there
Anton{Hypnotoad} suddenly pummels Raikou
Raikou !
Raikou uses Charge Beam on Anton!
Anton{Hypnotoad} is fried and melts onto Raikou
Raikou .....ewww
Raikou and sticky in my fur
Raikou *all
Anton{Hypnotoad} your fault!
Raikou no its not
Anton{Hypnotoad} you used the charge beam, not me
Anton{Hypnotoad} melts even more
Raikou i'm not even into that sort of stuff in the fandom > : [ (->sticky fur)
Anton{Hypnotoad} too bad!!
Raikou i wasn't expecting you to melt and do this
Anton{Hypnotoad} I'm very liquidy, you should've known!!
...................................
Raikou also someone help me
Kazooie ?
Raikou there's melted fried anton ALL OVER my fur
Smasher ew
Kazooie I think you look nice in it~
Anton{Hypnotoad} gurgles
Raikou dammit this would probably work out better if i was genderswapped right
Anton{Hypnotoad} how so? o:
Raikou it's ALWAYS a female anthro in this sort of 'sticky' situation
Anton{Hypnotoad} doesn't have to be
Raikou but it's quite common, enough to count as a definite bad point of furriness
Anton{Hypnotoad}