<Packy>: yeah let's do that
<Packy>: i only have a trout so i can't help
<Crash>: although i guess they'd make kind of a... what noises do rubber chickens make?
Packy slaps Crash around a bit with a large trout
Crash slaps Packy around a bit with a large arapaima.
Packy slaps Crash around a bit with a large Magus
Magus slaps MST3K around with a large palk
<MST3K>: ow
Packy slaps Magus around a bit with a large 3K
Magus slaps Crash around a bit with a large Crash
<Magus>: wait
<Crash>: Whoa you can't hit someone with a theater
<MST3K>: THE HULK CAN
<Magus>: uh oh, i think '3k's getting too angry guys
<Magus>: one too many hits with the palk
Packy explodes
Crash attempts to calm '3K down with filly dashie
MST3K get the diabetes
<Magus>: oh no
<Magus>: quick
<Magus>: we must find someone to be thor
<Crash>: i can't hear you
<Crash>: i'm too busy being iron man
<Packy>: I'm off being Captain America
<Magus>: wait
<Crash>: but you're the most unpatriotic person i know packy
<Magus>: does that leave me to be thor and knock some sense back into '3k?
<Crash>: sure
Packy slaps Crash around a bit with a large shield
<Magus>: okay then!
Magus grabs giant hammer
Magus knocks some sense back into '3k
<Crash>: mjolnir's actually kind of small-ish
<Magus>: alright then
Magus grabs small-ish hamer
Magus knocks a little less sense than before back into '3k
<Crash>: you gotta say the speech, it goes like this:
<Crash>: "By the power invested in me, by the church of eternal life, I have the POWERRRR!"
<Magus>: how much rigmarole are you going to make me go through before '3k is knocked down to the ground and regains his sanity anyway
<MST3K>: not much
<Crash>: i don't know, maybe one to two hours just so we can make a movie out of this
<MST3K>: and we'll have soundgarden sing a rad song over the credits
<Magus>: sure
<Magus>: "By the power invested in me, by the church of eternal life, I have the POWERRRR!"
Magus grabs small-ish hammer!
Magus knocks a whole lot of sense into '3k!
Magus for a few hours!
<Crash>: SPOONMAN, WON'T YOU COME
<Crash>: AND WASH AWAY THE RAIN
<Crash>: AND THEN, IGNITE AGAIN
<MST3K>: \m/
<Crash>: those are like the only three soundgarden songs i know
<Magus>: does metal make '3k calm down or turn a deeper shade of green
<Magus>: i'm clueless
<Crash>: both maybe?
<Crash>: metal has very strange properties
<King_Jingaling>: high electrical conductivity?
<Magus>: wait yes
<Magus>: cover '3k in metal
<Magus>: i'll electrify him with my lightning powers!
<Crash>: good idea
<Crash>: this is why you're the brains of the team thor
<Magus>: now the question is
<Magus>: who's defending against loki
<Magus>: while we're all trying to calm '3k down
<Crash>: is there anyone russian here
<Magus>: i don't know
<Magus>: i'm only good at finding scandinavians i guess
<Crash>: well
<Crash>: loki will just hide behind a rock and wait for us to calm '3k down
<Crash>: totally not suspicious or anything
<Magus>: WAIT
<Magus>: packy suddenly started hiding
<Magus>: what does that tell you
<Crash>: oh my god he must be
<Crash>: ant-man
<Crash>: OH MY GOD HE'S LOKI
<Magus>: YES
<Crash>: THAT WEASEL
Magus smacks packy around with a small-ish hammer
<Crash>: your brother is a jerk btw
<MST3K>: totally
<Magus>: wait
<Magus>: that makes packy my brother
<Crash>: yeah man that's why i said he was a jerk
<Magus>: well yeah
<Crash>: and you're supposed to be the brains here >
<Magus>: but i didn't realize that i was implying i was packy's brother
<Magus>: this truly is a dastardly villain
<Crash>: and he hasn't even done anything yet >
<Magus>: yeah, he's done a great job of being a menace
<Magus>: without actually doing anything
<Crash>: yes
<Magus>: i'd hate to see what he's like when he's actually not hiding
<Crash>: i'd imagine he'd be a little less effective
<Magus>: probably
<Magus>: we should hope he hids
<Magus>: it builds the tension better
<Crash>: yes
<Magus>: we can't let that be the whole movie tho
<Magus>: better add a poorly written bit where black widow does something or something like that
<Crash>: but we don't have a black widow :c
<Magus>: that's true
<Magus>: we need a black widow
<Crash>: salsa can you come in here and maybe punch packy
<Salsa>: y
<Crash>: we need a black widow
<Crash>: and packy's a jerk
<Crash>: two birds with one stone type deal
Packy slaps Crash around a bit with a large staff
Packy slaps Magus around a bit with a large staff
<Crash>: OH NO HE'S BACK
<Crash>: MAGUS DO SOMETHING
<Magus>: err
Crash shoots packy with lasers
<Crash>: pew pew pew pew
Magus flies toward packy at a thousand mph with hammer outstretched!
Packy explodes
<Magus>: what no!!!
<Magus>: LOKI!!!
<Magus>: MY ADOPTED HALF-BROTHER
<Magus>: YOU CAN'T EXPLODE
<Crash>: bye bye rudolf
<Crash>: or rudolph or whatever
<Magus>: we weren't supposed to kill him ;_;
<Magus>: i guess it makes a nice poignant ending and all
<Crash>: be careful magus
<Crash>: it could be a trick
<Crash>: actually i guess i should call you thorgus
<Salsa>: i dont know what this is about or who any of these people are
<Salsa>: my apologies
<Crash>: its ok salsa
<Magus>: you're karate woman
<Crash>: this was nothing you were ever trained for
<Magus>: this is true
<Crash>: this is magic and roleplaying and stupid shit
<Salsa>: is that like the female version of karate man from rhythm heaven
Packy slaps Crash around a bit with a large explosion
<Magus>: it's the script for The Avengers 2
<Crash>: help mee thorgussss
<Crash>: paki is trying to kill meeee
<MST3K>: wait who's thanos
<Crash>: i guess it's something like that salsa
<Crash>: idk '3k but welcome back
Magus saves packy's dna
Magus flies off to asgard or wherever with packy's dna
<Magus>: mcd is thanos
<MrConcreteDonkey>: huh
<MrConcreteDonkey>: he is?
<Crash>: yeah
<Crash>: you are the avatar of death now
<MST3K>: have fun
<Packy>: magus will i get paid for some of it
<Packy>: i better >
<Magus>: yes you will
<Magus>: for your complicated double role
<Magus>: you will be paid double
<Packy>: yaaaaaaaaaay
