Re: THIS THRED IS DEEEEEEEED also post chatroom momentsI
I found this in my logs from a few months ago and laughed pretty hard. I had to share it.
<Packy>: alright guys, time for me to head off
<Packy>: stuffs everyone into his mouth and walks off into the moonlight
Also this from this afternoon:
<@meowth> Meta_Knight happy birthday smasher
<@meowth> extremely late but thnaks
<@meowth> thanks
<GabrieleHayes> thnaks
* MarkIsBark bonkes Gab's head
<@meowth> Thnaks for reading.
<MarkIsBark> bonks*
<Zae> lmao
<@meowth> also it turns out i get to get something after all
<Zae> winstin or whatever his name is
<@meowth> "

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<PeachinatorWork> it's your birthday smasher?
<@meowth> i'm getting the kirby game tonight
<Zae> THE KIRBY GAME
<Zae> amazing title
<GabrieleHayes> MarkIsBark: you're a bonk
<PeachinatorWork> HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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<PeachinatorWork> i have to go guys but i'll see you all soon.
<@meowth> yes it is
<@meowth> thank you
<PeachinatorWork> any plans for today?
<@meowth> to buy the kirby game tonight
<@meowth> maybe get a pizza if i can get a little more money together
<PeachinatorWork> i wish we could throw you a suprise party
<PeachinatorWork> or some kind of MarioWiki party
<GabrieleHayes> Ö = :O , therefore fish. Q.E.D. (Did I do it right?)
<@meowth> you could buy me something
<PeachinatorWork> sadly i'm broke feeding the kids
<Yoshi2> maybe human meat will do too
<PeachinatorWork> they're like an army basically. why do teenagers need to eat so much?
<PeachinatorWork> ....
<MarkIsBark> e.e
<PeachinatorWork> haha who do you propose i feed them
<Yoshi2> play a game and the loser becomes food e.e
<PeachinatorWork> OMG i just laughed
<PeachinatorWork> that's brutal
<GabrieleHayes> And if peach loses?
<PeachinatorWork> yeah....
<PeachinatorWork> i'll be permanently absent from chat
<Yoshi2> GabrieleHayes: then there will be nobody left to feed them and everybody dies
<Yoshi2> game over
<PeachinatorWork> hey Yoshi2, would you do this to your kids?
<PeachinatorWork> bingo
<PeachinatorWork> game over
<Yoshi2> i wouldn't, I'm only saying it because i am le edgy and want to see your reaction
<PeachinatorWork> you suceeded in making me laugh in my friend's face
<GabrieleHayes> Hmm, that's a wonderful idea!"
<PeachinatorWork> indeed it is!
* MarkIsBark tackles gabby
<PeachinatorWork> Who volunteers to be the meal?
<MarkIsBark> ...
* MarkIsBark slowly raises hand
<PeachinatorWork> (then i get a day off shopping)
<PeachinatorWork> !!!!!!
* MarkIsBark PUTS DOWN.
<PeachinatorWork> i'm not cooking you!
<MarkIsBark> ...
* MarkIsBark slowly raises again.
<PeachinatorWork> alright
<MarkIsBark> Wait.
<MarkIsBark> Do I get chopped?
<PeachinatorWork> i don't really know
* MarkIsBark puts down.
<PeachinatorWork> Yoshi2 how do you cook a person?
<PeachinatorWork> :p
<Yoshi2> you need a very big oven
<PeachinatorWork> do they get chopped?
<PeachinatorWork> or do you just grill em?
* MarkIsBark TRIES FINDING THE EXIT.
<Yoshi2> do you want a serious answer, or a joke answer
<GabrieleHayes> you put it into a cake and nobody knows you cooked a human.
<PeachinatorWork> you know what? i'm sticking with my wonderful carnivore....not cannibal....lifestyle
<PeachinatorWork> and both, Yoshi2
<MarkIsBark> Agreed.
<PeachinatorWork> Gabby: good idea
<PeachinatorWork> secret cannibalism
<PeachinatorWork> or i could just tell the kids to be vegetarian
<@meowth> what the fuck is this conversation
<schmutz> ^
<Zae> stupidity
<PeachinatorWork> and make them eat grass and
<GabrieleHayes> I may or may not have given a cake like that to Mark.
<PeachinatorWork> haha
<GabrieleHayes> e.e
<PeachinatorWork> it all started when i said i was broke
<PeachinatorWork> feeding my kids
* MarkIsBark eats cake.
<MarkIsBark> ..What did you say, Gabby?
<PeachinatorWork> so Yoshi2 says give them human meat. hence this hilariously amusing VERY STUPID conversation
<GabrieleHayes> Nothing
<PeachinatorWork> O_O
<Zae> something about rk9
<Yoshi2> i am very sorry for derailing the conversation
* MarkIsBark ...Eat whole cake??
<PeachinatorWork> Gabby
<PeachinatorWork> Hayes
<Yoshi2> and by very sorry I mean I have no regrets because it went much better than expected
<GabrieleHayes> ????
<PeachinatorWork> very funny Yoshi2. this is embarrassing lol
<PeachinatorWork> cooking people in cakes? NO WAIT
<PeachinatorWork> you said a game and the loser
<Yoshi2> ¯\(ツ)/¯ meanwhile I'm plaing neptunia
<PeachinatorWork> Hunger Games
<PeachinatorWork> this is the Hunger Games
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<Yoshi2> welcome to the hunger games may i take your order
<PeachinatorWork> OMG
<PeachinatorWork> I can't stop laughing
<PeachinatorWork> i'm posting this. i call dibs
<Yoshi2> go ahead
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<PeachinatorWork> Thanks!
<PeachinatorWork> and sorry if i offended anyone here