<Yoshi876>: Tfw you don't know if your fashion has caused Packy to have a heart attack and die
Packy is dead.
Packy stretches his dead arms to the sky, as his ghost radiates from his body. "Where am I?," Packy asks to himself, "what is this strange world... why am I laying here?"
<Yoshi876>: Well, least I have closure know
Packy turns to the live body of Y876. "Can you hear me?!," Packy exclaims, as he floats ever so closer to the liveliness of Y876.
<Yoshi876>: I can hear something
<Javelin>: ffffuck
Packy sits on Y876's head, sadly, thinking to himself.
<Javelin>: every god damn level there's like three people with bolting
Mariofan169 sits on packy's head
<Yoshi876>: Something's on my head. Hopefully it's sat on my nose rather than my eyes
<Javelin>: holy shit
<Javelin>: okay
<Javelin>: this level is going to be hard
<Icemario>: >final boss getting 1% crit on Lucius
<Icemario>: rip run
<Icemario>: Is that Night of Farewells?
Packy notices the incoming nico. "Oooh... a perfect opportunity!," Packy realizes, as he picks himself up from Y876's head, carrying Mariofan as he spooks his way over to nico.
<Javelin>: yes
<Javelin>: holy fuck
<Icemario>: Eh, it's not that bad.
<Javelin>: there's like fifty enemy units and the terrain keeps changing
<Icemario>: Just Rescue Nino with Jaffar or something.
<Javelin>: and i only have one flier
<Icemario>: I only had one flier, I was fine.
<Javelin>: im doing okay so far but
<Icemario>: Move her to the southwest, I'd suggest.
<Yoshi876>: I feel like a massive weight has just been taken off my head
<Icemario>: And if you haven't done it, rescue Nino.
<nico>: wat e don ben
<nico>: 10
<Icemario>: >>>>fireworks again
Packy freezes as nico speaks to him. "How... how do you hear me?!," Packy asks, shocked at the revelation. He looks back at Y876, scratching his head at the loss of the weight.
<Yoshi876>: Ow! I really need to stop scratching my head, I end up poking up eye
<nico>: ow
<nico>: more like
<nico>: d ow n
<Mariofan169>: rekt
Packy feels insulted at the recent turn of events... he looks up at Mariofan on top of his head, looking for advice, hoping he can truly hear Packy's suffering.
<Mariofan169>: give him a hoe
<Nibbs>: ugh im bored
<Nibbs>: what should i do
<Mariofan169>: niches love hoes
<nico>: watch anime
<Javelin>: oh no not the god damn berserk
<Nibbs>: my internet is too shit to watch anime
<nico>: how
<nico>: leave it loading for like a bit
<Nibbs>: try to load episodes and they won't load
<nico>: o
<Yoshi876>: I wonder where Packy got to. Haven't spoken to him in a few minutes, hope he's not offended
Packy floats to the nearest barn, and grabs a hoe. He returns to nico, whacks him with the hoe, and floats back to Y876, and sits on his head.
<Nibbs>: yeah i guess i can leave it for a bit, but i already tried and i've been "leaving it" for 3 hours and only 30 seconds have loaded
<Yoshi876>: My nose has something on it, other than a floating hoe
<nico>: wow packy i didnt know ur a pimp
<Nibbs>: also please donate to the df foundation so i can have better internet and stuff
Mariofan169 gives a thumbs up
<nico>: well df
Packy throws the hoe directly at nico out of frustration. "Aaaagh!," Packy exclaims, feeling the adrenaline of anger from down. He collapses from the intensity, falling in front of Y876.
<nico>: you could make it like
<nico>: 360p
<nico>: i dont want this filthy hoe
<Yoshi876>: Shite, an invisible ghost has fallen in front of me
<nico>: go garden elsewhere
<Nibbs>: does the webiste i use even have that the option of making it lower quality?
Mariofan169 takes the how back, frowning in failure.
<nico>: what website are you using
Packy dies in his dead state, failing to keep the intensity from rushing into his veins. His ghost rises from his ghost, and stares into Y876's eyes.
<nico>: also is this mariowikis first ever soap opera
<Yoshi876>: Might be
<Yoshi876>: Also, this invisible ghost of the invisible ghost is staring at me. I feel unnerved
<Yoshi876>: Maybe I shouldn't be wearing my multicoloured shirt right now
<Javelin>: oh god
Packy quietly speaks to Y876 in a painful, hurtful voice... "my dear... I never told you... I... Nibbs... is our child..."
<Javelin>: so many units
<Mariofan169>: you wear a shirt?
<Nibbs>: wow that twist
<nico>: who is the wife
<Mariofan169>: I am
<Nibbs>: whoever wore a dress last
<Mariofan169>: somehow
<Nibbs>:
<Mariofan169>:
<Nibbs>: mfw i cant get google to load
<Nibbs>: what is this
<Yoshi876>: Wait, but I've been Nibbs about my latest love. And you were still alive at the time
Packy turns around and points to the hoe on the ground. "That hoe... is actually Icemario... he is our child as well......"
<Mariofan169>: WHAT
<Stargazing>: oh okay what the fuck did i walk into
<Nibbs>: HOLY SHIT
<Mariofan169>: I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS
<Icemario>: mfw I'm a farm tool
<Mariofan169>: PACKY WERE YOU CHEATING ON ME >:[
<Icemario>: Am I a high quality farm tool, at least?
<Nibbs>: meh the website i use doeesn't have a quality option
<nico>: dont worry packy has like 200 moms
<Mariofan169>: so packy is Zeus?
<nico>: no azunyan i called you a filthy tool
<Nibbs>: no zues has 200 wives
<nico>: go shower
<Mariofan169>: har har mythology joke
<Icemario>: ;-;
<Mariofan169>: ha ice is a tool
<Yoshi876>: Wait, but I use that hoe as a hoe. Have I been mistreating my child?

Packy floats to Icemario the hoe and nico, and looks happily at the two of them. "And truthfully... I am so happy that you two are married," Packy says, as he smiles.
<Stargazing>: I SHIP IT
<Mariofan169>: huh
<Icemario>: Star don't make me attack you.
<Mariofan169>: also I misread moms as wives somehow
<Mariofan169>: what's the ship
<Stargazing>: okay fight me bruh
<nico>: byad
<Icemario>: No you'd get wrecked.
<Yoshi876>: Wait, my son who I've only just learned about is getting married
<Mariofan169>: son, don't attack a girl
<Yoshi876>: I was never asked to give a blessing
<Stargazing>: i have a feeling i'd hold up pretty wekk
<Icemario>: We grow up so fast. :>
<Stargazing>: where to fight
<Javelin>: do attack a girl if she attacks you
<Javelin>: equal rights
<Yoshi876>: Icemario, go back to your room!
<Icemario>: ^
<nico>: wow jav
<Yoshi876>: Good to hear you agree
<Icemario>: I'm already in my room.
<Yoshi876>: Then leave, and go back in
<Stargazing>: i'm all for equality
<Mariofan169>: then go outside
<Icemario>: k
<Mariofan169>: AND
Packy turns to Stargazing, and notices she's wearing red and blue. "Oh no...," Packy quietly mumbles to himself, feeling the rage boil inside of him.
<nico>: so if a 4 year old girl punched you i bet youd punch her back
<nico>: im going to call the police
<Mariofan169>: 876 pls
<Javelin>: if you need to attack them lol
<Javelin>: i don't think that would qualify
<Stargazing>: uh i actually am wearing blue and red irl
Packy picks up Icemario the hoe
<Stargazing>: packy please
<Icemario>: Hey man I was going back.
<nico>: carolina sucks
<Icemario>: Desist your usage.
<Yoshi876>: Icemario, stop getting picked up by the ghost of your mother or father
Packy exclaims loudly, "This is for all the times you kept playing Fire Emblem without me!," as he charges towards Stargazing head-on with Icemario the hoe.
<Icemario>: rip
<Mariofan169>: it's mother since I'm still the father :>
<Mariofan169>: PACKY
<Stargazing>: i'm scared
<Mariofan169>: THAT'S CHILD ABUSE
Stargazing runs away
<nico>: did star marry a hoe
<Mariofan169>: I'M FILING A DIVORCE
<Yoshi876>: But, Packy told me Icemario was my son. Stop raising my child!
<Stargazing>: no tfp, you're married to icemario
<Icemario>: Ew no I'm too good for her.
Yoshi876 slaps Mariofan169
Mariofan169 slaps 876 a bit with a large trout
<Mariofan169>: ice wow rude
Packy throws Icemario at Stargazing, and quickly turns back to Y876 out of fear. "HELP ME."
<Icemario>: That's not rude, it's the truth.
_3D_Player_2010 stabs Packy
Yoshi876 does stuff to help Packy that may or may not involve taking off his shirt
<Stargazing>: ow ow i'm being hit with solid water
Mariofan169 snaps Yoshi876's neck
<Mariofan169>: oops
<Yoshi876>: Joke's on you, Walkazo's done it so many times it has no effect on me 8)
Packy looks around with the knife in his neck. "WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON ANYMORE?!"
<nico>: but
<Mariofan169>: ...fuk
Mariofan169 runs away to packy
<nico>: 20% pms
<Mariofan169>: BODY SHIELD GO
<Icemario>: 20% pms?
<Yoshi876>: Get away from the mother or father of my two children I didn't even know I had until a few minutes ago!
<nico>: yea
Packy sighs quietly, taking Mariofan with him, sitting him back on his head. He floats back over to Y876 and watches as the chaos ensues, sitting himself on top of Y876's head yet again. "There's no place like home...," Packy says, as he begins building a nest out of twig and shirts on top of Y876's head.
<Icemario>: Is that directed at me?
<Yoshi876>: My head feels warm
<nico>: both of you
_3D_Player_2010 slaps Packy repeatedly.
_3D_Player_2010 slaps Packy repeatedly.
<Icemario>: Oh.
<Mariofan169>: 3d player get out
Mariofan169 feeds 3d player to packy
<Icemario>: She's the one who starts everything, I just respond so she doesn't send anything else.
Packy falls off Y876's head, "aaaahhh!," he exclaims, feeling the pain on his cheek. "But wait... if I am a ghost... how can I feel such a thing?!"
_3D_Player_2010 escapes
<Yoshi876>: Stop slapping someone who I assume is married to me
<Yoshi876>: Packy! You look vaguely alive!
Packy looks up at Y876... "how is this even possible?!"
<nico>: ice cold azunyan
<Stargazing>: "vaguely alive"
<Icemario>: 8)
<Yoshi876>: You seem more solid. Like I could poke you
Yoshi876 pokes Packy
Packy laughs at the poke, as he displays a surprised face at being able to feel it. "But... isn't that my body on the ground over there?!"
<Yoshi876>: That looks like the body of your ghost, rather than the body of you
<Mariofan169>: "body of a ghost"
Mariofan169 scratches his head
Packy begins to feel the resurgence of life return to him, as meaning begins to return to his eyes... he gets up, looking around, noticing the nest of twigs and shirts on Y876's head. He turns to his right, seeing Icemario the hoe and Stargazing, and then turns to his left, seeing nico, Mariofan, and 3D player engaged in an intense game of poker.
<Mariofan169>: I don't even know how to play poker
<Yoshi876>: Hey. I think my husband/wife is waking up. Nibbs, Icemario celebrate the rebirth of your mother/father!
<Stargazing>: FUCK YEAH POKER
<Mariofan169>: ...evil twin is that you?
<Nibbs>: yay rebirth!
<nico>: who is poker
<Icemario>: yay tales of rebirth!
<IMA>: is Evan here?
<nico>: yea
<Packy>: I... I can talk normally now...
<Yoshi876>: That's amazing honey!
<Nibbs>: nooooo i need moar drama
<Stargazing>: welcome to the land of alive
<Packy>: I feel... I feel like I could die out of excitement...!
<Nibbs>: someone put this on up
<Stargazing>: no packy don't die again
<Yoshi876>: The MarioWiki soap?
<IMA>: chainchompz
<Icemario>: Oh dang these Lyn level ups.
<Mariofan169>: this should be adapted on the boards or userpedia
<Mariofan169>: this is too good
<Javelin>: sonia's tough, but sain is even tougher ah ha ha
<Yoshi876>: Someone would need to keep track of stuff, otherwise folk would get confused
<Mariofan169>: he's insainly tough, you mean?
<Javelin>: pretty much
<Mariofan169>: it doesn't have to be word for word
<Packy>: all I know is that we did this for 40 minutes
<Packy>: I am so proud of you all
<Stargazing>: logs
<Javelin>: die bitch
<IMA>: have you already chosen your favorite new smasher?
<Javelin>: finally
<Javelin>: FUCK sonia
<Mariofan169>: my favorite smasher is meowth
<Yoshi876>: Yeah, someone could post that in the chat thread
<IMA>: i asked for Antasma XD
<Packy>: I ASKED FOR PACKY
Yoshi876 hugs Packy
Packy hugs Y876
Mariofan169 hugs the ground
<Packy>: i don't have all the logs

i don't have the very beginning
<IMA>: whow who is packy
<Packy>: because, mibbit, ew