The what if game

[MegaMario9910]

Pasta every day. Bleh.

What if this isn't a failure to communicate?

Then why are we here...

What if it was?

 

[3Dejong]

......

What if I was a consumer wh*re (AND HOW)?

 

[Sydezkicks]

Then you would be a swearer.

What if I were not here?

 

[Smiddle]

W

Then you would not be.

Whoh' ef Aeih won't faynd any fish n' chip shops, lad?

 

[3Dejong]

You'll just have to eat raw

.

 

[Smiddle]

What if PSP discs were coming out of that guy's mouth?

 

[ShyGuy27]

Then I would sell them and use the money to buy chocolate.

What if I could believe it's not butter?

 

[Hobbes]

they will get broken

what if there existed 2 cents coins?

 

[1337Yoshi]

then the government would waste even more money on practically worthless coins.

What if ate ?

 

[Peachfreak]

Then would be trapped in an egg 4 all etrnity.


What if got married to ??? ??? ???

 

[Snowstalker]

Luigi would marry Peach.

What if Brawl was a very balanced game, and that everyone was roughly equal?

 

[Peachfreak]

I would still play as

What if the pizza delivery man never came? OH THE HORROR!!!!

 

[1337Yoshi]

Then we would all die.

What if MY GLASSES ARE TOO BIG TO FIT ON MY FACE?

 

[ShyGuy27]

They are.

What if an army of goombas murdered Bowser and established the goomba kingdom in place of the recently destroyed koopa kingdom?

 

[Mr. Moto]

What if that banned member peopre tark about arot was never banned?

 

[ShyGuy27]

What if that banned member peopre tark about arot was never banned?

Then he would still be being a racist, sexist, idiotic @$$hole.

What if you had answered my question?

 

[ShyGuy27]

I've got to assume that he has.

Why do I love to use the smiley?

 

[ShyGuy27]

what if you had'actuarry asked a WHAT IF?
WHAT IF RUDNICKI NEVER FARTED

Then the room would smell.

What if you had a brain?

 

[PaperStriker]

He would find the L on the keyboard (there, below the O and right next to the K!).

 

[Smiddle]

What if love? (Forry, there'f a fertain letter in the alphabet I can't pronounfe.)

 

[PaperStriker]

Then no hate.

What if Smiddle said "two fertain letterf" instead, because he seems to replace both s and c?

 

[ShyGuy27]

Then he'd be uber-posh.

What if he was uber-posh?

 

[PaperStriker]

Then he'd be uber-posh.

What if he was uber-posh?

Then he would have teh long s.

What if I was the admn of teh intawebz?

 

[Smiddle]

then ud b pro

Wha' ef I go' me pint that I've wanted for so long, lad?

 

[NintendoQueen814]

BUMP! Is my reaction.

What if I married Garrett Hedlund??