The what if game

A plate of chocloate CHIP cookIES!

What if the ifs rebelled?
 
They already have...

What cats ruled?
 
Then they would go to war and the alphabet would start at D.

What if I could think of a what if question?
 
Then the alphabet was j, m, v, x, y, z. (the only letters you didn't use in your post)

What if the alphabet was called betagamm? Or gammadelt?
 
Then not much...

What I had cash?
 
Then you had money. :roll:

What if SiFi didn't forget the ifs? (he even has one in his username)
 
Then the I-words would rebel from being overused/

What if WiFi?
 
Then you would die of fright :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

What if I used one less :P?
 
Then you would finally realize that I. AM. :roll: .

What if a nuke randomly happened at your house?