The what if game

We would suck for SiFi. :O

What if SiFi wasn't speaking in 3rd person?
 
...then he would smash that stupid freaking idiot Smiddle in the head.

What if the dreadlord actually was a druglord?
 
Then we'd lock him up, not only 'cause he was a druggie, but also 'cause nobody's ever heard of him.

What if Smids hated waffles?

EDIT: 900 POSTS!!! ALMOST... THERE...
 
Then the snow would be green, we'd be taken over by aliens, and oreos would be white with black/brown filling.

What if what?
 
Then HEAD ASPLOSION.

What if where?
 
I quite understand your disbelief, sir, however I must say that my previous statement is indeed truthful!

What if somebody presses COMBUSTION BUTTON #29383?
 
Then he'd look like -_-.

What if the "if" left the "what"?
 
Than your sentance would be "What the "if" left the "what"?"

What if Mario gets a Game-Over?
 
He would be always polite and he'd have a monocle. :posh:

What if the SMB-, SMW-, SML-, SM3D-, PM- and M&L-series merged?
 
We'd get Super Mario Party Advance DS 2: Mario's Island of Wealth and Happiness: Featuring Wario.

What if my sig was smaller?