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    Mario vs. a Marine... who wins?

    For reasons unknown and unexplained, Mario of Super Mario Bros is going to fight a real-life Marine to the death. While the Marine is constrained by the laws of physics, biology and normal Earth gravity, Mario is capable of moving as he does in his games: he can jump extremely high, never tires...
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    Who would win in a fight, Super Mario or Steve from Minecraft?

    Steve is being added to Smash Bros so I figured this would be a cool subject to explore. How would they beat each other? For scenario one, they must beat each other with their general game mechanics. Lastly, for the second scenario, they can use whatever they want to defeat each other so long as...
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    What should Mario do to the minions in the Illumination Entertainment logo for the upcoming Super Mario Movie?

    Here's an example from past movies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFtPS_gC68k
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    Who would win? Super Mario or a horde of super angry kids with knives. How would the winner win?

    In an argument with a friend right now lol.
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    Would Super Mario be an Effective Real Life Superhero?

    Super Mario takes a portal from the mushroom kingdom into our world with the mission of being a superhero who fights crime. Mario must fight his enemies using game mechanics. How effective would Mario be stomping on humans and using other power-ups against his foes?
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