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Hello Shroom Readers! Issue 205 is live, and, oh boy, it's a big one! In addition to your usual favorite sections, we've got a slew of new sections, from one-offs to recurring sections. Usually, I'd break them all down in this post, but there are a lot of them! So instead, if you want the full...

Why is Ripper Roo catching strays??? He's the best Crash character!

Hello all 'Shroom readers! It's the third Saturday of the month! You know what that means? That's right! Issue 204 is here!! We've got a lot of great stuff this month, from Long Clawgrips, to Easter candy reviews, to even Lawn Mower Simulator plugs! We've even got a couple of new sections, with...

Don't let these people fool you They're all sell outs Waluigi time has been in the pockets of Big N for years? How do you think he afford his luxurious lifestyle? Certainly not shroom revenue!

The one that paid 2.4 million dollars in exchange for Nintendo not suing their balls into oblivion It was a strategic error to get into a situation where a giant mega corp was ready to destroy you 10 times over in legal fees alone.

Their biggest mistake was deciding to exist A critical mistake if you ask me.

Yeah but you get really hyped everytime Ripper Roo shows up right?

Pssst hey you, yeah you. Vote in the Poll Committee election. https://www.mariowiki.com/The_%27Shroom_talk:Issue_203/Poll_Committee_Chairperson_Election

I'm not inviting that person to my birthday party

It's not even that they'll be confused They just won't care

I still think Bowser should try to beat Mario and Luigi by getting his own plumber and then the plumbers are Wario and Waluigi It's so obvious!

Skateboard just imagine Mario doing sick ass kick flips as he grinds up the flagpole.

Voting on proposals! Which is also how i ended up getting banned!!!

They do some plumbing at the start of Superstar Saga i'm pretty sure and clearing the monsters out of the pipes in Mario Bros. probably counts as Plumbing.

Remember when donkey Kong enters public domain in 2076 you cannot put a tie on him That version of donkey Kong will still bong to Nintendo until like 2088 or something

EAST RUNS THROUGH BUFFALO

We'll be long long long in the ground but hopefully our descendants will carry on our legacy by selling bootleg donkey kong cartridges out of a van

it's not a skill issue it's that every boss in that game takes an hour!!!

But the bosses in tropical freeze are awful and the worst part of the game

MEANWHILE IN A SECRET HIDEOUT LOCATED DEEP DOWN IN THE DEPTHS OF SHROOM CITY THAT BLITHERING MAD MAN DR. PHINEAS J. SHOE AND HIS SUPERIOR ASSISTANT ROSE AND THEIR PET BLOOPER THE BLOUPER ARE ON THE CUSP OF THEIR MOST NEFARIOUS SCHEME YET! "Roseeeeeeeee what is taking so long" Phineas pitifully...

User Prudence Pimpleton has changed their username to Daniel Dyce.

Forget whatever I was gonna do I wanna see the Mustache battle!

WE NOW GO LIVE AT THE CENTER OF THE ABANONDED RUINS WHERE RETIRED MARIOBOARDS MEGABOARD BRAWL LEGEND Bradshaw "The Coal" Lawler IS INTERVIEWING COLONEL SHOEY O'DELL "I'm here live with Colonel Shoey O'Dell. Tell me Colonel with the field set for the MARIOBOARDS MEGABOARD BRAWL how do you feel...

In the desolate ruins a buzz is in the air as several fighters enter a mysterious tournament. Suddenly entering the ruins are a small shoe wearing Goomba followed by a very large turtle. Looking over the crowded scene of fighters the Goomba begins to smile before exclaiming. "SO Y'ALL THOUGHT...

MEANWHILE DEEP WITHIN A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB THAT MANICAL SCHEMER DR. PHINEAS J. SHOE AND HIS STARTLED ASSISTANT ROSE FIND THAT A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY HAS FALLEN INTO THEIR LAPS. WE PAN IN DEEP UNDERGROUND WHERE DR. PHINEAS J. SHOE SCHEMES HIS MOST DANGEROUS SCHEME YET. "Sir are you sure about...

Koopas much like the zombies in hit movie return of the living dead can only be killed by burning. This process must occur in the first 3 hours after death. Otherwise the bones harden and become impossible to burn without the hottest of lava. Or of course by freezing then until they're brittle...

Snifit

So I hear you're writing a shroom section

Can't believe you'd insult bug like this IN MY OWN HOME

Somewhere in a spooky graveyard a mysterious figure stands over a large unmarked grave Oh yesssssssssssss the time is finally here and with these special ashes you will rise again my lord of bones and together we shall conquer the Mushroom Kingdom Smackdown competition. For nothing can hurt...