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sparks only believes in cash money

At least you admitted you were wrong that's the first step

That's a lie They're my best friends! I speak for them Especially the little ghost looking guy

Throw susaphone into it's stupid piano teeth

ICK GET IT AWAY Hat Kong says disgusted at the keyboard dino

I think it's because Nintendo doesn't want us to be happy personally

TAKE THAT DONKEY KONG I'M THE GREATEST KONG WHOSE EVER LIVED BLOWS HORN REALLY LOUD

Guys look what I stole off a guy I murdered Waves around Sousaphone

With my new susaphone I play the theme song from donkey Kong (badly)

I rip his sousaphone out of his hands

I'm sick of running away! I fake like I'm gonna throw my hat Then with a sick feint I hit it with a solid left look (cause I'm left handed look it up completely canon)

OF COURSE PEPPER WE'LL POISON THE CHAOS Throw dry shroom at boss

It looks like Honey and the blobs are in trouble! I better do something! Bravely and boldly cower in corner

Peering into the unsolvable door Hat Kong sees what appears to be some real bullshit. "Fuck that noise Pepper's on her own i've already got what I came for" Hat Kong says to himself staring at his 6 whole coins! Hat Kong turns to leave the door of nonsense but in the process slips on one of his...

Peer into the door but don't enter it

HOW DID PEPPER SOLVE THE UNSOLVABLE PUZZLE???????

Pffffft yeah right mysterious host voice you can't trick me Push door even harder

I'll look at the door next to me Boo

Examine door

That door better make peace with it's affairs CAUSE IT OPENS TOMORROW

Whenever you're ready boo i'm gonna open that door or fail trying

I'll be available tomorrow

DAMN THESE SOFT BABY HANDS Kick door

Grrr stupid door! Stupid mines! Stupid donkey Kong! Rip door of hinges

Into a wall

Run don't look back

YOU SON OF A BITCH I WAS GONNA EAT THAT SHROOM Throw hat at scorpion Throw tantrum

Could be a trap... Throws hat towards light

Comically spill out of the minecart upon hitting it's stop point

NO MY WEAK EASILY BRUISED BABY HANDS MY ONE WEAKNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

A bright light huh it must be poitning my towards treasure!!! There's only one thing to do! CRASH MINECART INTO LIGHT

Hat Throw the switch

Throw my hat at the foe but as i'm doing it jump in the minecart catch hat on rebound

I go down the opposite path

Where do I end up after I finish bravely running away

Face to face with such a powerful enemy I boldly RUN AWAY if somebody is near me i push them forward towards the foe while i flee

A puzzle on the wall huh? I gotta a solution right here Attempt to smash puzzle

Name: Kong (Hat)??? Lore: A member of an offshot minor cadet branch of the Kong Family (although Kongologists aren't sure if he's related by blood or if this is more of a Diddy Kong situation with his family being honorary relatives) . This Kong has proven that just because you're related to...

It sounds like you need to go to the learning center

You're being too hopeful it would be 70 dollars!

They'll probs just shrug and leave Brazil again lol

and bomb ass minigames like the ones in sm64ds. And unlike SM64DS you don't have to track down stupid rabbits to get them!!!!!!!!!! They're all good but NSMB is probably the best because it's the freshest with unique bosses and Moneybags!