Samuel O'Kenneth

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Be sure to check out the Fake News and Palette Swap lineups in today's 'Shroom issue once it releases! Letter Kong will be taking us to meet the parents of Diddy Kong in Character Parade, and our heroic spidermonkey's first big adventure will be coming to an end in Diddy Kong Country - Part 5! Additionally, you're in for a treat with the second half of my Mariosona's epic quest courtesy of Boo1268 and yours truly!

SAM AND MAX MENTIONED (season 3)

Boowomp. I went to the dentist yesterday for a check-up, and it turns out I have six cavities that need to be filled per two over the course of three visits in the coming months.

Well, since everyone is doing it, I might as well give my share of the season's greetings and say: Happy Pride Month, y'all. Since I sexually identify as bi-curious asexual, I hope this month will be just as much of a celebration for you as it is for me.

I hope I don't sound informal for pointing this out, but the Sign Up page for The 'Shroom is outdated. Where would you have to go to request for it to be updated?

Be sure to check out the Fake News and Palette Swap lineups in today's 'Shroom issue once it drops! A certain baby rhinoceros will be filling in for our favorite crustacean in Cooking Guide, Letter Kong will be covering a store centered around our favorite spidermonkey in Shop Scout, a certain Lakitu defector will be taking to the skies for a European football game in Sport Report, Waluigi and Company continue to rise through the ranks of the Circuit Break League in Die WAH With A Vengeance, Diddy Kong and his family make it to the final destination of their adventure in Diddy Kong Country, and if you're really lucky, you might be treated to the first half of a two-parter epic quest courtesy of yours truly and the Fancy Phantom!

Just a heads up; I'll be distancing myself from Discord for a while and only using it when absolutely necessary for mental health reasons, so if you need to contact me for anything related to the Wiki, the Boards, the 'Shroom or the like, do so through the Boards.

Many thanks to those who liked Sport Report: The Movie and Diddy Kong Country enough in last month's 'Shroom isuse to give it shout-outs in Poochy's Picks in this month's 'Shroom issue! Your support for the work I do is very much appreciated!

Check out the Fake News and Palette Swap lineups in today's issue of The 'Shroom once it drops! Letter Kong monkeys his way on over for a tennis rumble in the jungle in Sport Report, and Diddy Kong and his family continue to clobber the Kremling Krew's Kutthroats in Diddy Kong Country - Part 3!

Random thought I just had - How would a conversation between an animal and a human who can talk to animals sound like to someone who can't talk to animals?

Everything alright, Clawgrip? Your profile picture disappeared.

Be sure to check out the Fake News and Palette Swap lineups in today's issue of The 'Shroom! My Mariosona is off to Marrymore to learn how to make a delicious cake in Cooking Guide, Letter Kong will be looking at some old school hiphop in a new jacket in Hot Records, our heroes will be wrapping up the fifth chapter of their adventure in Sport Report: The Movie, and Diddy Kong's epic quest to find his long lost mother continues in Diddy Kong Country!

Rest in peace to Chuck Norris, an icon from the days of American tough guy action films past, and the early days of internet memery with his over the top "Facts" during the early to mid 2000s.

*Pinch*

Happy Mario Day, folks!

Be sure to check out the Fake News and Palette Swap lineups once today's 'Shroom issue drops! ClawgripFan9001 is setting out for some rock solid cooking in Cooking Guide, Letter Kong will be bringing us the latest development of a game centered around a certain spidermonkey in Game Corner, ClawgripFan9001 and Company will be having a whale of a time in Sport Report: The Movie, and a certain aforementioned spidermonkey will be embarking on the adventure of his lifetime in Diddy Kong Country!

I can't believe you've made it to the big screen, I'm proud of you!

Be sure to check out Palette Swap in today's 'Shroom lineup! After having set up the idea back in September, @Jasperemy and I have finished working on a collab story of a star-studded slamfest between two friends and rivals within the Glitz Pit! All my regular sections are taking the month off, but don't fret, for they'll be back next month, alongside any potential guest sections I had planned for this month's release!

Happy New Year from me out here in The Netherlands.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Birthday Jesus, Happy Holidays to all!

Many thanks from the bottom of my heart to 'Shroom Staff for granting me the Golden Mario Award, Diamond Bowser Award, Golden Peach Award, Diamond Yoshi Award, and Diamond and Golden Toad Awards in this year's End of the Year Awards in the Holiday Special of The 'Shroom! It really means a lot to me that all the efforts I have put into my writing plan for The 'Shroom this year are appreciated by both 'Shroom Staff and readers alike! Additional thanks from the bottom of my heart to those who gave last month's TV Tomorrow section I wrote for Fake News a shout-out in Poochy's Picks this month as well as voting said section into second place for Fake News Section of the Month! If it weren't for you guys, I wouldn't be so devoted to writing for The 'Shroom so dutifully!

Be sure to check out the Fake News and Palette Swap lineups in today's 'Shroom Holiday Special when it releases! In honor of the Mario Galaxy theme, Tatanga will be taking us on a trip down memory lane by telling us the history of Baron Brrr in Close Encounters of the Shroom Kind, Wallace Ulysses will be celebrating the Grand Finale of the unofficial Year of Waluigi in Monthly Inquisition, and Waluigi and Company continue rising through the ranks of the Circuit Break League in Die WAH With A Vengeance - Part 7!

Many thanks for all the happy birthday wishes yesterday! You all made my day just that little bit more special in doing so!

Happy Birthday!!