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I just listened to Teacher by the Foo Fighters it was a whopping 10 MINUTES LONG!!!! that sets the record, with the ever-damaging Super Trouper by the A**** Teens or whatever in a close second

I went roller blading and the water was $2.50 $$$ and an annoying little girl kept tripping me but it was fun. I did limbo on blades and beat everyone like a foot shorter than me

*sigh* it's that time of year again...

the highlight of fall, a fun celebration with unique vibes...

people have parties, make fun snacks...

it's also the season of Pope John Paul II's inauguration, of Shaggy's birth

but most importantly

IT'S WOMBAT DAY!!!!!

This time of year, we celebrate all things WOMBAT

Fatso the Fat-Arsed Wombat brings you TIDINGS OF WOMBAT CHEER

Everyone makes DELICIOUS WOMBAT SNACKS

Friends and family send each other WOMBAT DAY CARDS

And WOMBAT DAY PRESENTS

People have frickin' WOMBAT DAY PARTIES and invite all their PEERS to come and have a GOOD TIME

Today is the season to celebrate all things WOMBAT so get out there and spread the WOMBAT CHEER like CORONAVIRUS

...what's that there's some other holiday next week? no one cares

I carved a pumpkin today, gonna roast me up some delicous pumpkin seeds later. there I did Halloween

my game arrived... I'm gonna open my Walmart preorder cards as I type this lol. and HOLY COW I GOT CASTLE BOWSER very fitting... also a bunch of the base cards like the talking flower YES.
So I played with friends today, surprisingly smooth gameplay, very awesome. I have yet to play it in much depth, but so far so WONDERFUL.

GUYS TODAY IS A VERY EXCITING DAY!!!! For the first time in 2,183 days, A NEW MARIO PLATFORMER CAME OUT!!!!! To commemorate this day, I present to on the everyone Boards the

SUPER MARIO BROS. WONDER AWARD

whew don't ask me how long it took to get the hex colors right but it's worth it!!! As a side note the N64 Switch Online controller is back in stock as well!! My game arrives very shortly and I invited some friends over to play, I just know this is gonna be a WONDERFUL game!!!!!!!!!!!!! btw Mario Wonder=peace ☮

WHAT it is WORLD OKAPI DAY!!!! I love okapis they make the world a better place

hey guys gamerant says the Wii was a hit when it was released in 2012 it sounds like quite the console

the fun thing about living South Of The Border is you get to go to Canada for lunch and smuggle a whole bunch of Burger King ghost pepper ranch packets back into the U.S., there are NO Burger Kings within 200 miles within my country

You know you aren't on top of things in the morning when you start eating your cereal with a fork

Oh right Forza Motorsport came out yay! Might get it sometime and also FT thinks Apple should buy Nintendo, it's the stupidest thing I've heard today

just realized my post count + reaction score= 500 wow... WHAT I HAVE EXCACTLY 100 LIKES TOO!!!!!!

guys i have good and bad news. The good news: my earbuds are officially indestructible. The bad news: they had to spend 60 seconds submerged underwater for me to learn that, but a few electrical crackles later they worked fine I can't believe it I think they legitimately work underwater they stayed connected the whole time!

hmmhmm coca cola made a new futuristic soda it's AI generated!!!!

Just preordered Super Mario Bros. Wonder from Walmart, can't wait to get the ELEPHANT MARIO CARD 3% chance

ok so I was just looking for a sandwich bag, couldn't find one, so instead lit a gallon bag on fire to burn it down to size. plastic bags are flammable apparently and I almost set my house on fire but I got the desired product: a sandwich size bag

...?
am I reading this right
Wow that looks very cool and surprisingly not cursed. Apparently 5 Lego Animal Crossing sets planned for release next March!!

hey Nintendo plz make this your next Donkey Kong game it looks amazing I mean DK in a suit and tie?? Brawls with other kongs??? Escape to the real world????

oh its world space week, the week where we celebrate space all over the world hmhmm

well you probably wont see me on here for a few days I'm down with a cold or influenza or smallpox or something. dont wanna get banned for saying crazy stuff in this delirious state...

cough i have a cold again so don't mind if i kind of be stupid

Nintendo in Europe

Nintendo in America

which one is cooler

Guys I have a good deal for you

Oh wait that wheelchair is not HD at all its a scam

A day at the races is always fun. While all yall are busy putting up your skulls and cobwebs, I'm going on vomit-inducing rides, eating deep fried chicken and watching beat-up car races for 100 laps as cars gradually spin out, roll over, and lose tires hahaha

I feel like writing a review so here I go I just tried F-Zero 99. I was super excited for it and the 25 and 50-player tutorials worked great, but upon playing the actual 99-player game I wasn't impressed. It didn't function too much like an actual race and instead was kinda like a pushing battle between 98 other angry players, there was no real way to win except being pushed just the right way, and with perfect driving I consistently ranked below 60. Nintendo, carrying over the 99 concept into other games isn't always a guaranteed hit, I lost interest after like an hour. To me it just seemed like there was little thought put into it gameplay-wise and it was put together in the short time between the Direct and its release but oh well