Super Mario Boards

Ray Trace
Ray Trace
Wait....WHAT? Nooooooooooooo, it doesn't have a sequel.

*watches first 1:00 of the game, and it is already awkwardly set up with a weird panning, camera angling, and continuous alarm with nothing going on*

*then sees a loading screen with two very stilted, badly written paragraphs*

*gets unusually excited to hear people going to talk when the protagonist encounters a telecom*

*hears them talk, with extremely unfitting, bad voice acted voices and THAT main, nostalgic theme from the first Kreed starts playing*

*i am in complete bliss*
Glowsquid
Glowsquid
Damn, 54 minutes mark gives us some Shpigg lore.

The worst thing is that it seems like they made a legitimate attempt to correct the problems people had with the first game

-Levels are much less padded, copy-pasted and have some attempt to guide the player and set up proper landmarks

-The message you get when picking up items has been rewritten to something informative and legible.

-The scanning overlay things lets you know what items you can pick up and interact with.

-Humanoid enemies flinch when hit.

-The tri-barelled shotguns has a much faster firing rate.

But you know what they say : You can't get out of Kreed!
Ray Trace
Ray Trace
*Woman who instructs the guy who sounds like a school teacher*

"Fifteen minutes sleepin' I wake up to THIS. It's gonna be a LOONG DAY." - Main character who reminds me of a YouTuber (hbomberguy) doing a parody voice of alt right figures on YouTube

*Sees a sign where "grenades" are spelled as "granades". That misspelling is so extremely Russian as Russians say "granata" for grenades*

*at 4:30...wait did that incredibly catchy Kreed main theme playing just stop and not even loop? LMAO.*

*at 4:40...oh it's starting again. YES. Is there anywhere that has the raw rip of that song? I love it because it reminds me of Kreed.*

*at 5:23 did that twitching alien corpse just spontaneously vanished?*

"DAMN It's....COLDER out here than the ARCTIC..CEERCLE." -Mildly annoyed main guy

oh my god should i just comment on like everything i see while watching this video cause im having a blast
LeftyGreenMario
LeftyGreenMario
But does water still sometimes kill you and sometimes doesn't kill you?
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