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Freddie Freaker
Freddie Freaker
and people say this game is bad
Ray Trace
Ray Trace
I'm glad Mario is finally reaching out to the demographics that demand Mario games to be more mature and violent.
LeftyGreenMario
LeftyGreenMario
ESRB, this is clearly gore
Wario's ass
Wario's ass
"Mario is just for kid-DEAD COW CHUNK.

Oh wait but there's no blood coming out of it.
Noct
Noct
I mean in the same series he fights a literal thousand year old demon and swims in the tears of sinners.

Pretty sure the ESRB jumped ship awhile ago.
Wario's ass
Wario's ass
There's also a blood puddle from a murdered toad in that game.
Ray Trace
Ray Trace
Yeah but I don't think a fictional thousand-year old demon or a murdered fictional Toad compares to an actual dead cow.
Noct
Noct
True.
Wario's ass
Wario's ass
I mean now that I think about it, it's not like you've never seen raw meat in a kids cartoon, right? I don't really know.
Ray Trace
Ray Trace
It just raises the ethics of eating meat I guess. Like, every time you see a roast chicken in a cartoon it makes you think "that chicken had to be slaughtered somehow".
Wario's ass
Wario's ass
I didn't think that. I loved meat and I still do (how could I not? a strongman like me needs it in order to be stronger than Brian Shaw). But I remember feeling creeped out the first time I saw my dad with raw meat in the kitchen. I can't really recall any kid show with meat this, uh realistic.

Did you know lab processed meat is gonna be a thing someday? It's cool, but not perfect yet. I'd try it.
Ray Trace
Ray Trace
On the contrary, I always loved handling raw meat. Cutting up raw meat has always been my favorite parts of cooking, I love the smell of raw steak, I love cutting up catfish, I love cutting ribs, and I love cutting liver up. When I was younger, it was handling knives that freaked me out because I thought they can cut your fingers off, but once you learned how meat works and how the tools are made, I have no problem handling knives now.

I love lab-grown meat and its inception. I really want to try it too, it could help save animal lives and put a halt on destitute animal conditions, as well as address the ethical problems of eating meat.
Wario's ass
Wario's ass
You sound like a serial killer for loving all that yet I can't help but think of the taste of meat.

Fine, take your like. I want some churrasco like now.
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