On the twenty-third day of the month of September
In an early year of a decade not too long before our own
The human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence
And this terrifying enemy surfaced, as such enemies often do In the seemingly most innocent and unlikely of places
Those kind of Sonic fans who insist that the Nintendo and Sega console rivalry is still a thing are hilarious, Sonic has been on Nintendo consoles longer than he served as the mascot for a rival console by now