hi guys it's me dry bones bandit! you can tell it's me because I am posting on my own page! just, don't look at the profile of this comment
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Mario is back, but now with many more clothes to wear.
The Frog Suit, Hammer Brother Suit and some kinda magic bear?
This game warped my tender brain, and now I know why:
The sun comes down from the sky, if you touch turtles, you die, and also, raccoons can fly when P is high. (My, my, my!)
The Koopa Kids were brand new, you could live in a shoe, and then everything grew, yeah, that shit got me delirious.
I first saw the game in a film I won't name.
A movie on which I blame my expectations of the Power Glove.
"It's so bad..." He was serious...
Grab your spare controller, let's play Mario 3!
As long as I am Player 1, which means that you're Player 2!
Luigi...
Let's stay up all night and beat the whole game again!
...I have to wake up at 8 to work a job that I hate. It's harder staying up late when you're grown men.
Let's drink some beer and then pass out.
Word.