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  • Remember the moral of the last boss of SMB3: Having a big booty can be a blessing and a curse at the same time
    Cloudwalker
    Cloudwalker
    this is the meaning of Super Mario Brothers 3
    Anyone wants to do a Diddy Kong Racing theme collab with me? I'm planning to be Pipsy
    When Ryu said "You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance" he means stand a chance on a date with him
    Did his parents name Cranky Kong or did he name himself after he stopped being Donkey Kong? If it's latter, at least he's self aware
    Jacquelyn
    Jacquelyn
    I like to imagine it's just a nickname everyone uses for him to distinguish him from the current DK.
    Night King
    Night King
    Does Kong relate to the name of the whole species or just a family?

    How does Donkey Kong feel about villainous Kongs like Karate Kong and Manky Kong, if they're somewhat related?
    ClawgripFan9001
    ClawgripFan9001
    I agree with Waluigi Time on this one. I recall the Wiki listing his full name as Donkey Kong Sr., with Cranky being a nickname. His son would be Donkey Kong Jr., and seeing as the current Donkey Kong is the original one's grandson, that would make him Donkey Kong III (Or Donkey Kong the Third if you prefer to leave out Roman numerals).
    I got your Peak Media right here!
    *Puts on a incredibly boring movie that shows nothing but the top of a mountain*
    If we know DK well, why does the DK Rap has to go into detail on who he is?
    Koopa con Carne
    Koopa con Carne
    Few of us were actually aware that if he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt.
    ClawgripFan9001
    ClawgripFan9001
    It only took us until 2018 to realize that if he shoots ya, you'll probably die. Oh, and that he hunts endangered species just for fun.
    Me on the Price is Right
    Drew:"How much for the MC Skat Kat album?"
    Me:"Infinity "
    Steve Harvey:"I'm not even part of this show, I had to teleport here to personality call you a dumb ass "
    Types of enemies in beat me ups
    Punks with mowhawks
    Girls with whips
    Blonde jerk
    Andre The Giant
    Ninjas
    Girl Ninjas
    Buff bald dudes