how pineapple was invented!!!
god: ok satan i am feeling extra nice today, u can create ONE thing
satan: ok (creates pineapples)
god: is that it?
satan: yeah, i just wanna make a really shitty fruit that tastes awful and literally ruins everything it is put in
god: really? i thought you'd do something more...idk evil
satan: nah, this is just it. it is evil because in the future, people will put pineapple as an ingredient in many recipes - utterly ruining them.