Merry Groundhog Day everybody! Punxsutawney Phil predicted Spring will come early, I don't know about that, Winter is showing no signs of stopping where I live.
Yep, surprise surprise, my profile picture is the cover art of the Jonah Walsh Remix of "Safe And Sound" by Capital Cities. I though I'd reveal that before I changed themes again. I think it's a good remix myself, give it a listen if you like
>Gets accepted into online match
>Gets nosebleed
>Grabs tissue
>Online match starts
>Starts match with one hand
>Beats all the noobs singlehandedly (literally)
What's better than skiing down a mountain? Skiing down a mountain with cross country skis! Also my phone unintentionally got buried in the snow for half an hour but it's ok
I caught de cold, so agonizing, so funny, oh well. I stayed away from my sick family members for like a week to the point of me eating all 3 meals in my room. Now they're all better and I have it lol
wouldn't it be funny if like
something really bad happened today
like a global disaster
the reason it would be funny is because I would've predicted it
I had a dream last night where I was driving around my town (I don't even have a license) and the only vehicles on the roads were Dodge Rams. Sound like a cool world to live in
Progressive insurance ad: Psst, hey [my real first name]!
Me: what
Ad: Bundle your home and auto insurance with Progressive!!
Me: *realizes it's just an insurance ad*
This actually just happened while I was listening to the radio through earbuds. It sounded even crazier because the guy was, like, whispering in my head.