WHO WINS?
Mr. Krabs
Vs.
Someone who is allergic to one of the ingredients in the secret formula who sues him to force him to reveal every single one before it happens to someone else
All of the playable Zelda characters in Smash are based an incarnation on a character that has multiple incarnation in the series(Shiek is Zelda), going off this pattern, if there is another Smash game, Beedle might be a new challengeer
Dogs are known for their sense of smell to the point they get jobs for it but no one likes to sniff more than cats, put anything up to a cat's face and they'll sniff it
If Paper Mario is going to keep fighting inanimated objects, I want him to fight a toilet and plunger that says "Not as nice when you're the one who gets their plumbing done, is it?!"
The movie: "Every universe ever is blown up and there is no way to bring them back"
The end of the credits: "This is a work of fiction, any resemblance to any real event is coincidental"