Author Topic: Good wishes aren't always good wishes (Read 479194 times)

Scorbunny · « **Reply #9580 on:** January 28, 2019, 09:39:59 PM »

Granted, but in order to do so, you'll have to complete World of Light 100% again, on New Game+ Hard. ~~Otherwise, the darkness will destroy your SNES min~~-uhhhhh sorry Kingdom Hearts reference...ummmmmm...

I wish everyone has a safe journey through the Kingdom Hearts 3 spoilers.

Star-Lord · « **Reply #9581 on:** January 31, 2019, 03:15:39 PM »

Easy. I wish for the curse of misfiring wishes to go into another universe.

Scorbunny · « **Reply #9582 on:** January 31, 2019, 09:00:04 PM »

I could've granted your wish, but you didn't grant my wish at all (yeah you're supposed to say the above wish was granted and corrupting it, I mean I would've liked it if you actually rebutted my wish with something along the lines of "Everyone now knows the spoilers for Metroid Prime 4")

I wish I had a dolphin.

Bandana Waddle Dee · « **Reply #9583 on:** February 01, 2019, 12:05:45 AM »

Granted...enjoy your new emulator!

I wish for good fortune.

Sheriff Woody · « **Reply #9584 on:** February 01, 2019, 11:26:15 AM »

Granted, you became greedy and everyone hates you. (That's honestly sad)

I wish for an Eshop card.

J-Yoshi64 · « **Reply #9585 on:** February 01, 2019, 01:56:25 PM »

Granted. It's for the Wii Shop Channel.

I wish for chou mein.

PowerKamek · « **Reply #9586 on:** February 05, 2019, 07:53:01 PM »

Granted, it's a year old.

I wish for a new TV.

Sheriff Woody · « **Reply #9587 on:** February 07, 2019, 11:41:01 AM »

Granted, it's so 3D it sucks you into it while you were watching Jaws.

I wish I could get some eShop cards this weekend.

Scorbunny · « **Reply #9588 on:** February 10, 2019, 08:28:10 PM »

Granted, but they were probably used so it's useless.

I wish I was a real boy.

NanoPhoenix · « **Reply #9589 on:** February 11, 2019, 12:26:24 AM »

Granted, but then you wind up cursed by Paradise Island.

I wish for a Pikmin plush.

Sheriff Woody · « **Reply #9590 on:** February 11, 2019, 12:27:19 PM »

Granted. Olimar is coming for you tonight.

I wish Super Mushrooms actually existed.

J-Yoshi64 · « **Reply #9591 on:** February 11, 2019, 07:01:36 PM »

Granted. Your current height is your Super form.

I wish Daisy wore her Striker uniform in Smash Ultimate.

Scorbunny · « **Reply #9592 on:** February 18, 2019, 02:01:17 PM »

Granted, but Daisy also is more annoying than ever.

I wish I was a doggy.

Sheriff Woody · « **Reply #9593 on:** February 19, 2019, 01:07:46 AM »

Granted, someone from the pound takes you away.

I wish Super Mario Maker 2 could release sooner.

Scorbunny · « **Reply #9594 on:** February 19, 2019, 06:00:12 AM »

Granted, but now it's just a straight up Super Mario Maker port from the Wii U.

I wish I was in Canada.

J-Yoshi64 · « **Reply #9595 on:** February 19, 2019, 01:18:43 PM »

Granted. You freeze to death.

I wish I had the means necessary for ripping sprites, textures, models, and sounds from my games.

Erdrick the Hero · « **Reply #9596 on:** February 26, 2019, 09:24:08 PM »

Granted, but the sounds are distorted in the process.

I wish I was in bed.

Sheriff Woody · « **Reply #9597 on:** February 27, 2019, 01:39:40 AM »

Granted, it breaks because if your weight. (Sorry if that's offensive).

I wish time passed slower.

Puddin · « **Reply #9598 on:** February 27, 2019, 09:35:36 PM »

Granted, but it's passing so slow it's basically frozen.

I wish Toucan Sam was in Smash

Sheriff Woody · « **Reply #9599 on:** February 28, 2019, 02:27:31 AM »

Granted, he's so broken Sakurai removed him in an update.

I wish my Joycons finally stopped drifting.