Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Smiddle]

One person says a wish, for example, "I wish I had unlimited cheese in my fridge". Next person should make the wish worse, example: "Granted, put your fridge craps itself up the next day and the cheese melts." and posts a new wish. Kuhpeesh? 'K.

I wish that I was a good IC player.

 

[Snack]

Granted, but now you are too good and someone kills you out of jealousy.

A classic one... I wish for more wishes!

 

[Plumber]

You get so many wishes the Genies kills you out of rage.

I wish to be in a nice big field.

 

[Smiddle]

Granted, but the field's so big that you can't get outta there.

I wish that I had a comedy rock band

 

[Snack]

Granted, but you slip on a banana peel while performing alongside Weird Al Yankovic, and then he makes a song making fun of you.

I wish was Yuji Naka.

 

[Max2]

Granted, but he died yesterday

I wish I had a pie.

 

[Sir Grodus]

Granted, but its a sword pie... laced with cyanide.

I wish I was superpowerful.

 

[Snack]

Granted, but your superpowers only apply to crearing Cat Macros.

I wish I had moar Cheezbrger

sorry, i'm in a Lolcat mood today...

 

[Plumber]

Granted, the other ones are uglier!

I wish I was an Ampersand!

 

[Snack]

Granted, but now his sig is bland and boring and makes you want to kill yourself everytime you see it.

I wish that this wiki had OVER 9000 ARTICLES!

 

[3Dejong]

...but all you get to do is watch TV.

I wish I had 100000 vdeo games...

 

[Sydezkicks]

...Then your the King Of Video games!

I Wish that Somthing Was On TV Now.

 

[Max2]

Granted, but it's 500 channels of Barney!

I wish I was cool.

 

[Snack]

Granted, but now you have a huge ego and all your old friends only like you for the money.

I wish I was Porplemontage for a day.