Why I am up so early? I don't know. Wanted to make a dumb joke.
PHANTOM: My art will touch your princess's heart, and you will be pulled apart!
MARIO & PEACH LITERALLY RIGHT THERE: Uh-huh, suuuuuuuure, buddy.
we are at the 'hospital calls me at 2am to ask if there had been discussions between my grandpa and i about how much effort do we want to spend to keep him alive' levels y'all