Chuck Norris facts

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Basically you may say as many facts about Chuck Norris. It has to be mildly funny because what's the point of saying stuff like "chuck Norris has big muscles". If I see a good one I will post at the start in the best five. Ok so here's a few to start off:

Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the lights on...he turns the dark off.
Top Best Facts:
1)Chuck Norris can't drown in water, because he drowns water.-Flubber
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In soviet russia Chuck Norrris....Still kicks your ass
 
Chuck Norris is dead. The Grim Reaper just doesn't have the guts to tell him that.
 
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