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Honestly I'm anti-work, work as I see it is always a irredeemable normalized way for employers to boss around and abuse employees. If you have a job then quit, it's a life hack
 
Honestly, every employer treats their employees very fairly and all workers are very happy with their jobs.
 
I don't like to say anything provoking people's thoughts; only extremely common stuff interests me whatsoever.
 
I hate posting about personal experiences, the only thing I like to post about are conspiracy theories
 
I have a crush on Mr. L