Would you rather?

Not have a boyfriend/girlfriend

Would you rather see Yoshi eat a bomb or see Yoshi eat poison?
 
A bomb, of course!

Would you rather go to the north pole or the south pole (ignoring any beliefs that a big fat guy lives at one of them)?
 
South pole because of penguins

Would you rather journey to the Earth's core or journey to the Sun?
 
Core

Would you rather type would you rather or WYR?
 
Type cuz I don't know what the hell WYR is

Would you rather have a new computer exploding or a new computer imploding?
 
Exploding!

Would you rather be killed by :mario: and :luigi: or :yoshi: and :luigi:?
 
Mario and Luigi. It would be highly embarrassing to get killed by that GREEN THING (not Luigi)

Would you like to see Yoshi die a horrible death or Yoshi die a tortuous death
 
Horrible

Would you rather eat white chocolate of dark chocolate for the rest of your life?
 
White chocolate. I hate dark chocolate

Would you rather be strapped to an airplane that got struck by lightning and is now advancing towards an F5 tornado, about to strike the ground...

Or would you rather take a hard math test?
 
Oh *bleep* math test!

Would you rather be me or you?
 
Of course be myself

Would you rather be a headless Yoshi or a bodyless Yoshi