Magic Vending Machine game

[Zero777]

You eat them hoping for mutant abilities, but get cancer and die painfully and slowly.

I take out a gun.

 

[GalacticPetey]

I have come to revive this game.

It explodes.

I take out Majin Buu!

 

[LN1]

Majin Buu goes to the Kratos Dimension,and you are alone.

I take out ¨The¨ Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote.

 

[GalacticPetey]

They ditch you

I take out

 

[LN1]

You use it and nothing else happens.

I take out something.

 

[GalacticPetey]

It bites you

I take out the throne from Control The Throne

 

[LN1]

You get mind controlled by me and give the throne to me.

I take out an old thread bump.

 

[GalacticPetey]

It bumps you away

I take out

 

[LN1]

He burns you to ashes.

I take out your ashes.

 

[GalacticPetey]

You choke on them.

I take out Cell

 

[LN1]

You have a rabbit cell.

I take out something that won't be bad for me.

 

[Mario4Ever]

It gives your friends food poisoning.

I take out Dr. Gregory House.

 

[LN1]

It is too heavy for you and you get crushed.

I take out something that will kill me.