Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Stargatedalek]

you teleport into my mother-ship

I wish for something to blow up...

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, it's you.

I wish I was the coolest of the cool masked knight.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but he is not cool.

I wish I could pwn in real life.

 

[euan707]

Granted, but you pwn yourself.

I wish for Scooby Doo to be real.

 

[Stargatedalek]

granted but he annoys you to the point you put the worlds only talking dog up for adoption and lose millions of dollars in merchandising..

I wish for a cute bunny rabbit........to feed to kyogre :P

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted he eats it.

I wish for ultimate intelligence for everybody in the world.

 

[Cirdec]

Granted but every people brain exploded.

I wish everybody in the world would speak only one language.

 

[euan707]

Granted, but you can't translate.

 

[Stargatedalek]

yep, we all speak in dolphin now :P

 

[euan707]

Granted.

I wish for a wish

 

[Stargatedalek]

granted, but you didn't use it so it goes away...

I wish for some free wiki-pounds (I see whats coming, and I specify currency )

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But it is 2 wiki pounds only.

I wish that all the world was in one continent called Pangaea.

 

[Stargatedalek]

granted, you get eaten by dinosaurs

I wish that the whole world was about to be destroyed