Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[euan707]

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish for an American Pie.

 

[Yoshi K]

Granted, it's the song.

I wish for a pizza.

 

[euan707]

Granted, but it resembles Waluigi in a dress.

 

[Yoshi K]

Granted, but it resembles Waluigi in a dress.

No wish

 

[euan707]

Sorry, I wish for a jelly bean.

 

[Stargatedalek]

granted, but it tastes disgusting

I wish for a (you really didn't see this coming?) random pet that will likely eat me

 

[YoshiMonsta]

That is great how to make it bad. JK.

I wish to live indefinitely

 

[Stargatedalek]

you live indefinetely in the void, oops...

I wish for this wish to not backfire in my face...
alright...
here it comes...
I want to look into a car tailpipe

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but the car tailpipe has a gun in it that shoots you.

I wish for a beard like that of Chuck Norris.

 

[Stargatedalek]

chuck norris beard is only available in the world of warcraft, while there shopping for it Poe from kung fu panda kills you

I wish for this wish to not end up wishing for anything and therefore not bad.. I guess?

 

[YoshiMonsta]

This is bad because I do not understand you.

I wish for lolz.

 

[Stargatedalek]

everyone lolz at you

I wish for every youtube video having a reptile in it to instantly fill with Poke'mon references...ooh wait

 

[Yoshi K]

Granted, but they get deleted.

I wish I could win a Mafia game.