Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[YoshiMonsta]

That is bad already.

I wish for myself to be incredibly , so uncontrollably .

 

[Stargatedalek]

you're monicle won't stay on you're face, eventually you drop it and it breaks causing you to buy a new every few days and waste all your money

=KABOOM!!!

 

[Lolcrawler]

^no wish

I wish that everyone was funny.

 

[euan707]

Granted, but you die laughing.

I wish Mario Was real.

 

[Stargatedalek]

he is, but he stomped on you're head and ruined your favourite hat


I fish for another KABOOM

 

[E.V.I.L]

Okay, but that kaboom makes your face look ugly

I wish for a new Mario Kart on the Wii U.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but it is just like Mario kart wii, except with only Mario as the only playable character.

I wish that I knew how to make my own smileys.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But they suck.

I wish that I was a good artist.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but you are good at the art of being bad at art.

I wish that I was the handsomest person in this universe.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But you are killed by jealous people who are in love with people that are in love with you.

I wish that I was

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but it is :D

I wish that I was the best thing in the universe, immortal and loving that fact.

 

[Cirdec]

Granted but the universe ended.

I wish there wasn't a minimal temperature.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but then you never use a heater and die of your head coming off with frost bite.

I wish that I had 3,000,000,000,000 posts on this forum.

 

[Cirdec]

Granted but you made the forum unnavigable because of too many posts.

I wish there would be a Metal Mario rank for 100 000 posts.

 

[Stargatedalek]

Granted, but then a metal mario ground pounds you (ouch)

I wish for everyone to listen to nothing but Anywhere is (by Enya) for the rest of the day :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn8G2ubJVuA

 

[euan707]

Granted, but then no one talks to you.

I wish Doctor Who would come back soon.

 

[Stargatedalek]

WHO DOESN'T WANT THAT!!!!?????

I wish everyone would instead listen to a random song from my playlist...

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but they choose the one you are most embarrassed about.

I wish that I could fly.

 

[Cirdec]

Granted but you get hurt by a plane.

I wish for a good thing.

 

[euan707]

Granted, but it turns into a bad thing.

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.

 

[Stargatedalek]

granted but you are snowed in with no electricity (including batteries)

I wish for this wish to make no sense except to me and anyone like me and or anyone else who who is like me and or anyone else in existence

 

[euan707]

I understand...

I wish for a Wii U.

 

[Stargatedalek]

granted, but you then learn it was a waste of a wish

I wish for a pet spinosaurus (no way that could go wrong)

 

[euan707]

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish for a tenner

 

[Stargatedalek]

granted but then a random kyogre eats you

I wish for a pet kyogre (uh ooh...)